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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:34 pm


When the arm started to wiggle in his grasp, Phibrizzo held it away from his body a little wide eyed by the fact that it was being so resilient. It was unusual for appendages to have minds of their own. Unwilling to let it go,however, he only watched as the scepter began to glow and shoot its “angry” beam of light at the adjacent wall taking out the middle of a large painting and the molding of the wall behind it. When the smoke and dust cleared it made the huge crater that now adorned the walls visible. More intrigued than before by the power that it processed; Phibrizzo made to pry the dead boy’s hand from the scepter.

Too the threat that followed, Phibrizzo only chuckled. Taking hold of the scepter this time he began to tug at the fingers that held onto it so tightly. “I would generally offer you your life in exchange for such a piece, but seeing as that may be an issue since it appears you have already lost it, I’ll just give you back your arm.”


((I edited what the loser has to do in my last post too =D; I see all out war between Phibrizzo and Tut XD ))
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:32 am


Had Yuki fathomed how horrible his day would have begun when he answered the door, he would have kept watching television. But no, he answered the door. He just had to answer the ******** door. He had locked gaze with Vittoria, emerald eyes going wide in his shock. He barely had time to draw in a startled breath, let alone brace himself for impact. This left Vittoria to knock him full off his feet, falling backward to land hard and flat out on the hardwood floor. If not for his neutral mood quickly going from bad to worse, he might have been pleased to realize that there was now a woman lying on top of him. Yuki, however, only groaned as he tried to regain his senses. It was a miracle that they somehow avoided landing on some part of Tut.

Elsewhere, namely the kitchen, Sphinx had been preparing a bottle for Amon. The infant was held in the crook of one arm, as the other was busy at work mixing the baby's breakfast via shaking. He only stared when Inu walked in, somewhat confused by her sudden arrival. Hitsu hadn't mentioned that they'd expected visitors this morning. Yuki's shouting, apparently, had been completely tuned out. That is, since he hadn't heard that D word that would have given him reason to worry.

"So, is it normal for you to walk into someone else's house and rummage through their fridge?" Sphinx questioned, cocking a brow. Amon gave a small whine, and gained Sphinx's attention long enough to be given his bottle. Sphinx looked up again, this time to the doorway. "You're all here? Ever heard of giving some forewarning? Everyone else is still sleeping, for the love of-" The love of what exactly seemed suddenly unimportant, as Sphinx nearly jumped a foot and scrambled backward closer to the counter. Lucky for the lot of them that nothing large and potentially painful had come into the kitchen, not that being blown into dust was much less worrisome.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?" Sphinx roared, glaring at the massive hole in the wall. Yeah, everyone else had been sleeping, and he was convinced that somehow he was going to get yelled at for this. Though, he seemed to know better than to go out in search of the cause, with Amon at least. With this thought, he quickly moved toward Inu and practically shoved the baby into her arms. Strangely enough, he seemed more intent on eating than caring about the loud noises. Adjusted already? Who could know. "Hold this." He instructed, before shoving past Vash and Neko to figure out just what chaos was erupting in the hallway to cause this destruction.


All of the shouting on Yuki's part had awakened Hitsu long ago, and she'd nearly went downstairs to investigate. Had she not faintly heard the voices of others, she probably would have arrived in her pajamas, but had been franticly been trying to find something wear. Finally, she'd dashed out of her room and down the stairs, only to nearly trip up on the third as part of the wall exploded. She gave a yelp, panicked, and quickly leapt the remaining stairs and rushed toward Phibrizzo. "What's happening!? Whatever it is, stop destroying my house with it!" She pleaded, eyes going wide as he fought with the dismembered arm for the possession it held.

Hoping, but doubting, that she'd be acknowledge and obeyed, Hitsu turned her attention to the next closest person. Sphinx. "What's going on down here!? Where's Amon!?" She shouted, looking in all directions. Once she caught sight of Yuki lying on the floor, let alone the unfamiliar cat-man in the entry way, she went rather pale in the face and rushed toward the door.

Sphinx only growled, given no time to answer. Though, a moment later he'd caught sight of Phibrizzo... And the scepter. "It was you!" He barked, reaching out in an attempt to snatch the trinket from his grasp, without much notice of the mummified arm that was also attached.

Somewhere down the hall, there were muffled bumps, crashes and what sounded a lot like fingernails desperately clawing against the surface of something. "NO! NONO! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT BLOODY THING! AHHH!"


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:45 am


A muffled ‘eeep’ noise came from the refrigerator when Inu heard a voice that didn’t belong to either Neko or Vash. She had completely forgotten that she had spotted someone else in the room but had never bothered to see who it was. Peering around the door, drumstick hanging from her mouth, she muffled a reply though it was inaudible due to the food in her mouth.

Stepping a little ways away from the refrigerator and closing it, other food items in hand, she made to reply to Sphinx’s second inquiry when she was set off guard by the blinding beam of light. Startled she dropped the food in her hand (but not the food in her mouth) and jumped back about a foot like Sphinx had. Fixated on the now hole in the wall, Inu was only more surprised to find something being shoved in her hands…and that something being a baby. “Bahbee?” She muffled around her food. Looking up to question Sphinx about the baby but she found that he was already heading out the kitchen door.

More than a little confused, Inu held the baby close and found the closest chair to sit in and cradled it in her lap. Taking the drumstick out of her mouth, finally, she set it aside she held the bottle up a bit so the baby could drink properly. “So who might you be, huh?” Inu asked the baby in a playful tone. “You’re awfully cute.” It didn’t even seem to register, despite how much the baby looked like Sphinx, that it was actually Sphinx’s kid.


When the scepter’s eyes began to glow, Neko acted quickly and stepped up beside Poke and made to shield her from any debris that may come their way. Once the explosion had happened and all seemed well and good, Neko moved away from Poke just enough to make sure she was okay. “You’re not hurt are you?” He began to check her over to make sure she hadn’t sustained any injuries, dusting off her shoulders and hair where dust from the explosion was beginning to settle.

Having the same thought as Neko when he spotted the scepter, Vash went to step up to shield Poke since the other girl was already down…kinda. But instead, Neko cut in front of him and shielded Poke himself. Jaw hung open and eyes wide, Vash couldn’t believe what just happened. He finally had a chance to act all hero-like and it was snatched from him just like the last jelly filled doughnut at the doughnut shop when the police are on break. It was a cruel fate. Getting ready to go into pout mode, Vash was caught off guard by the explosion, and ended up covered from head to foot in dust and debris leaving Neko, who he was standing directly behind, to only be covered slightly in dust. That Rat.

Still fighting with the hand that clung to the scepter, Phibrizzo paid no mind to Sphinx’s accusation until he snatched the scepter from him. Looking at his now empty hands, Phibrizzo growled deep in his throat, clenching his fists. “Alright! I’ve had enough!” Reaching into the pouch that hung at his side, he pulled out a small marble-sided golden orb. Grasping it between his thumb and forefinger he held it up and crushed it without a moment’s hesitation. There was no time for chatting it up in a situation like this.

However, the lack of chatting caused him to fail in realizing that he had hold of the wrong soul orb. Once it was crushed it appeared as though nothing had happened, but just outside on the other side of the street a mailman was walking by from house to house delivering mail as a mailman does. Stopping at another mail box, whistling a tone so horribly off key it would make paint peel, he went to open the door and place a package inside when he suddenly let out a blood curdling cry and fell dead right there on the street. It is a sad day when a mailman falls in the line of duty, or at least its hard to explain outside of a random heart attack in a healthy 25 year old who gets regular exercise by walking.

Despite the fall of some innocent mortal, Phibrizzo cursed realizing now he had grabbed the wrong orb. He felt fit to grab for another one but he didn’t feel like being scolded by Hitsu and Inu among others. Since he was sure Hitsu would let Inu know exactly what he had done. And it would only end up with him back at the Count’s he was sure. “You’re lucky this day my feline friend, but mark my words you better watch your back!” With that Phibrizzo stormed off to find something else to do.


“Now Sweetie, j..just HOLD STILL!!” CRASH!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:13 pm


Death would have been a nicer outcome, but since when had fate been kind?

Vittoria lay in a groaning heap on top of another groaning heap, perhaps more dead than she felt presently. It was as though her brain had been jolted somewhere near her pancreas, unleashing a hellish vertigo over her senses. Even more troubling was her inability to catch her breath, and as if to accompany the rollicking good fun her migraine was tearing through her skull, her legs were aflame with a glacial burn.

She groaned again. Groaning felt good. Moving felt bad. No move, Vittoria, no move. Good girl.

Vittoria!

Yelling bad. She groaned to put the good and bad into some sort of twisted equilibrium. Yes. That felt better.

Vittoria, are you alright?” The voice was gentler now, sounding like a cat’s purr. “Can you get up? Shall I help?

Her finger twisted, head lolling from side to side – she’d be okay. This squishy, somewhat finely boned carpet had broken her fall. Yes. She grabbed a fistful of it and made to push herself up.

Since when did flooring have a heartbeat? It pitter-pattered beneath her knuckles – last time she heard of something like that was in A Tell-Tale Heart and that had been –

Oh God. Oh God, no.

Realization broke cold and wet over her head. She shot up in a wild flurry, all elbows and knees, migraine screaming across her skull like a banshee at the sudden movement. She dropped down again, only to gain control over her stomach, which had hitchhiked somewhere into her throat.

Not so fast, Dear Heart! Be still a moment. Here, let me help you.

Vittoria shook her head and managed to rasp back in reply, “If I move, I’m going to barf, and I think h-he’s been through enough already w-without” – she paused to huff and swallow deeply, fear and sickness roiling in her belly – “me s-showing him what I had for breakfast.

Yes, but if you don’t move we’ll have to resort to using a spatula to peel him off the floor…” Baron’s ears flickered upward at the sound of Hitsu’s voice, and by her timbre he stood up in one swift motion; he had a dreadful feeling she was the lady of the house, and he tried to play off the severity of the situation with a calm smile.

Ah…my good woman, there has been a sort of an…accident if you will” – he purposely stood before the mess that was the Vittoria-Yuki sandwich – “I offer my sincerest apology, but…ah, it seems we’re in dire need of ice.

…huh-And Aspirin…

Yes, and Aspirin. Ah…and maybe the paramedics?

The blasts from Tut’s scepter made Baron’s hand raise only to press to his head. He didn’t know which to do: stay at Vittoria’s side or put Humpty Dumpty back together again. The only thing he was grateful for was his caretaker’s disorientation; if she fully realized the position she was in (literally)…

The elegant cat-man’s whiskers twitched, and he shot a worried glance over his shoulder.

Hey! Hey! You stop that now! I command you!” Tut couldn’t believe the disobedience of his subjects in this day and age. Did they not know their rightful place? That he was their god and they were his servants? Ridiculous! As pharaoh he could, no would make them fall to their knees in praise! His fingers clenched tightly around the scepter’s neck as Phibrizzo tried to pry them free.

I would like my arm and scepter back! Do not make me banish you to the underworld – Ammut would only be too happy to devour you into nonexistence!” he threatened loudly, shooting side glares from where he was currently…er, situated. All at once Tut’s body parts began to twitch and wriggle, one gaining enough momentum to kick the wall. He let out a triumphant cry at this and let out a slur of warnings, wiggling the toes of his left foot thinking he was waving an arm instead, and in a foreboding manner at that.

When the Scepter of Was changed handlers, it vibrated indignantly. One does not SNATCH the Scepter of Was! The eyes carved into its head glowed belligerently at Sphinx, and Tut felt it. He strained his eyes as hard as he could to see who now held it (luckily his eyes didn’t pop out to accompany his legs at the near wall). He vaguely saw a collar, not unlike one from ancient times, and a face that looked at least distantly familiar – it as below pharaoh to remember the faces of commoners! - he put two and two together and got something around five.

Ah! I see that my cry for assistance has finally paid off. Servant! Oh, loyal servant! Return my scepter at once!

The scepter tilted slightly, blasting a hole in the floor, only this time it was a tiny CD sized portal that opened up, spewing violet and green plumes of smoke and howlings from the Underworld.

Heehee…oops.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:57 pm


The situation had gone from downright confusing, to the point of needing to ask directions from whoever was there to help. Poke stood in the hallway somewhat out of everyones way, watching a terrified yuki run out of the door and then slam into another lady. Honesty she would have gone to help them (and talk to the cool looking cat in a suit) but the two hormone induced males had come to play. And even before she could say hellow to them a new scenery appeared where the only picture was.

"umm..thanks...er..sir.. I'm fine, really" she felt like she new this guy..or was it that he acted like plenty of the males around here? must be that. these things always made her felt weird. Either at the fact that they deemed her pretty enough to want to protect or the idea that she wasn't strong enough to protect herself. She didn't dwell to much on this as vash seemed a little offput by his lack of heroism. "oh vash, have you by any chance seen a little green rabbit thing?"

poke then had to look down towards the head on the floor which now..either it was just glaring at her, then talking, and now floating...and then another blast was issed which caused her to jump backwards, grabbing vash and neko for support or a convient use of bodyguards

Bonsai seemed to have had a loss for words. The kid from before was now blasting huge holes, and a cat man walked out what a sapling..no wait thats not right, they were called babies weren't they? He at least seemed calmer then before, due to the lack of that rabbit thing running off. He peeked into the hallway and again wondered when he could go outside again, away from all this chaos, and have a nice drink to cool him down...

The said cabbit, had appeared to be hiding unnoticed in vashes large bushy hair. although the contrast of green against yellow was quite noticible, no one was really looking at someone as tall as vash so she was resh asured. The floating head seemed to give the poor thing the chills.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:40 pm


[Amon is in the kitchen, actually. Inu has him. XD And the eyes doing the blasting are on the scepter in one of Tut's hands. *nod*]

[I will say, Inu, that you are free to decide when 2D is to be dragged back out again. I also thought that indigo would be a more fitting color for his text, so... I changed it in the previous posts. XD]

Hitsu was franticly looking around, she'd heard so much shouting from Yuki while upstairs that she was positive that she would have come down to see Dynast out of his 'room' again and causing havoc. Baron's mentioning of an accident seemed only to make her pale even more, if it were possible, and she momentarily struggled to try and look past the feline in order to see just who had been involved. "Is he out again!? Did he hurt anyone!? What's happened!?" She went on, completely missing Baron's requests for ice and painkillers. Of course, hearing a request for paramedics probably would have sent her toward a breakdown anyway.

"Just get the damn ice!" Yuki finally groaned, loudly. He would have shouted, but his pounding head kept him from doing so. Lucky for him, though, that side effect of the fall would fade in little more than a few minutes. His senses weren't so fuzzy now, and he brought a hand to his head. "What the hell happened?" He groaned, using his other arm to prop up his torso with one elbow. It wasn't until he finally looked down for what was causing the added weight that he remembered. Likely, anyone else would have snapped at Vittoria for crashing into them, Yuki seemed more intent to stare. Yeah, that realization of a woman lying on top of him was finally going to click. He cocked a brow, a smirk tugging at one side of his lips. "Hey there, you meet guys like this very often? Gives all new meaning to 'knock them off their feet,' don'cha think?" Offer her help up? What the hell for?

Hitsu's panic had died down a little when she'd heard Yuki speaking up, assured that he wasn't lying unconscious and broken on the floor. She'd turned quickly to obey their requests for ice, but she quickly went tense again when she turned to investigate the sound of something bumping into the wall nearest her. A leg!? She stared at it for several moments, watching it wriggle around like it had a mind of it's own. Hitsu's ears had picked up on Tut's threats and demands, and she quickly seemed to determine that while people weren't normally supposed to fall apart... This one wasn't suffering because of it. Of course, this did little to keep from startling her when she nearly tripped over his head in trying to head back toward the kitchen, nor did it keep her from giving another startled yelp when she heard the second blast from the scepter. "What is that thing!? Sphinx!" She shouted, not taking the time to stick around and wait to see just what had appeared in her floor, let alone give Sphinx time to defend himself.

Casting a glare over his shoulder, Sphinx had opened his mouth to snap back but quickly closed it again when Hitsu vanished beyond the door. He contemplated shouting anyway, since he knew he'd be heard even without the massive hole in the wall. However, he instead turned his attention to the scepter in hand, thereafter the portal that it had just opened in the floor. The sounds coming from it sent chills up his spine, and he jerked his head toward the... Head spewing all of those threats and demands. "What did it just do!?" He barked, "How do I make it stop!?" Giving no time for an answer, Sphinx thrust the head of the scepter out at his arm's length, aiming toward the floor. Hoping that, just maybe, it would do... Something.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:39 pm


A quizzical look passed over Baron’s face as Hitsu’s voice rose over his own in a panic. Did who get out again? Tut? Did she know the little bandaged terror? He went to question the girl’s own, but again, seemed interrupted by another – however, this time the interrupter was a voice to cause calm. At least the boy his charge had crashed into was alive and (for the most part), all right, and the lady of the household was fetching one third of the items he had asked for. Ah, yes, well, that left one thing to attend to.

Tut’s head did a 360 when Hitsu ran into him; gack! A face full of foot!

Ah! Curse you!” Well, at least he could see Sphinx a little better…

You’ve angered the scepter! Don’t go near the hole or you’ll end up in Set’s hand and then I’ll have NO ONE to put me back together!” Tut’s chin hit the floor as he spoke, and he grumped, wobbling precariously back and forth. However, that didn’t stop him from continuing to speak.

“You make it stop,” he said slowly, as if speaking to a complete idiot. Of which he was. “BYPUTTINGMEBACKTOGETHER! Now! Forthwith! This is a command from All That Is! Pharaoh demands it!”

Off on his little tirade, Tut didn’t realize what Sphinx was about to do until it happened. He gave a yell – a split second too late – just as the Scepter was thrust out; oh ho! And react it did! The Was vibrated within its holder’s hand, eyes flashing before it sent yet another blast at the floor. However, much to the chagrin of the home’s occupants, the blast only tore at the existing hole and the entire thing rotated, amassing in size and swallowing up everything near it.

Baron let out a small yell as it grew to the size of a coffee table, and leapt forward to scoop up Tut’s head.

Ah, thank you, Baron! At least someone is smart enough to look out for my safety!

The cat-man kept his mouth sealed, never bothering to mention that perhaps the only reason he had saved him was because he was the only one with the ability to close up the portal. He edged away from it and gathered several of Tut’s other missing limbs.

I suggest.” he called over his shoulder at Sphinx, voice a little louder as the portal’s whooshing howls seemed to crescendo momentarily. “That you keep the Scepter still. Apparently it has a temper all its own, given that it’s not just acting off of Tutankhensetamun’s emotions.

He gave the head a jostle; Tut yelped.

Ah, here’s your torso…and a leg!

Good! Put me back together so that I may kick you!

Vittoria focused on keeping her breakfast down, fist grinding into her chin as if that would help. She could feel the sickness passing slowly from her, and as it edged away, so did the tenseness of her muscles. She’d move soon, she promised the unconscious body beneath her. Just as soon as Baron came back with some headache relief –

Said ‘unconscious’ person spoke. She felt the vibrato within his chest beneath her cheek before she heard his voice. The young woman froze up like a deer caught in the headlights. Too bad the ‘car’ had hit her beforehand…she wouldn’t have minded being dead right about now.

Maybe if she just pretended to be invisible…it usually worked. Then again, she had never been on top of someone, so she wouldn’t know just how well it would…

Hey there, you meet guys like this very often? Gives all new meaning to 'knock them off their feet,' don'cha think?

Or not.

Vittoria heard her own neck creak as she glanced upwards, lifting her head up only a margin, and even that was too close for comfort. Where was Baron to come rescue her? Didn’t he know? Ohgodphobia. Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia. She went to an all girls’ school for a reason!

She opened and closed her mouth, “I-I don’t. Think. I-I mean MEET. Meet um, guys, um…ofte—um. I’m really sorry!” Her voice became a high squeak. “Really, really s-sorry. I tried to stop but I couldn’t and Tut fell apart and I had to come get him and them he blew something up I just KNOW he did and ohGodhe’sruinedyourhouseandIalmostkilledyouohGodohGodohGodI’msosososorry!

It sounded more like a ‘please don’t eat me’ than an ‘I’m sorry’.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:59 pm


Sensing Poke’s discomfort to his closeness, Neko backed away a little to give her some space. “No need to be so tense, I don’t bite.” Opting to turn back toward the others to see what was going on and give Poke a little more room, he only managed to have his attention caught by Yuki and Vittoria. They still lay in a crumpled heap on the floor and Yuki…did he just use a pick up line? And a horrible one at that, he would have had better luck picking up a drunk ape with that line than a sober woman, for the love of god! Watching intently as the girl reacted to Yuki’s “pick up line”; Neko was only a little surprised to see her go into panic mode.

Moving in a little closer, Neko knelt down and offered her a hand to help her up from her current situation since everyone else seemed a little busy at the moment over something. Neko hadn’t bother to see what. “Here, let me help you up.” He reached around her back to place a hand on her shoulder to stabilize her a bit more if she choose to let him help her.


Vash smirked when Poke replied to Neko in such a formal manner. That’s right! Denied! Just like the rest of us. When she turned her attention to him, however, his eyes light up and the inner Vash was doing a victory dance…of some sort. But when her question finally sunk in he blinked a few times and thought. Green….bunny? Bunny? She had a bunny? And…it was green? He started to say something but in the end his over excitement to her asking him a question faded when he couldn’t answer it. “No….no I hav…hey there.” In the middle of his reply Poke had whipped him around like a rag doll to use as a shield in response to the second blast from the scepter. All in all, Vash didn’t mind.

Hearing a second blast shortly after Sphinx left, Inu sat in the kitchen calmly wondering what he had done. Placing the now half empty bottle aside, Inu lifted the baby up and placed him by her shoulder as she stood up. Rubbing his back she meandered over to the kitchen doorway to have a peek at what was go on but was cut off as Hitsu came running into the kitchen in a hurry. Stepping out of the way just in time, Inu peeked around the corner of the door real quick and caught sight of the now growing, howling hole in the floor. Turning back to the kitchen, practically unfazed by it all, she walked back over to the chair she had been in before and went back to feeding the baby. “They can just take care of that on their own.” She told him with a smile.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:58 am


"holyyy shi...vers" peaking from behind vash, poke was left to see another blast and, now a portal to who knows where. Sure, she was accusomed to weird things and always told herself to expect the unexpected. But this was more then just "unexpected". She also watched the cat man put his friend back together, and imedately remember a few nursery rymes while wondered if he was related to puss in boots. Long lost cousins mabye

It became known to her too that, as she scanned the hall, sphinx was the one holding some sort of staff and it was causing half the problems. "Oy! give hiim back the staff before we get killied here! " she shouted to him, while hoping this hole wasn't gonna suck anyone in. "a-and you two on the floor, er move away from the vortex of death!"

While everyone was pre-occupied with thw weird hole thing, bonsai had raided the frige, looking for any source of water that could be hiding within it. He checked over his shoulder to see hitsu returning. "Do these things happen on a daily basis or what?" he asked in mild annoyance. Or amusement. It appeared that, if it didn't have anything to do with tree's he wasn't very interested in the matter.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:00 pm


Sphinx's eyes grew wide as his attempt at stopping the shrieking hole in the floor failed horribly, he gave a yelp, taking a several very shaky steps backward in order to avoid falling in. He'd not quite heard everything that the mummy boy had been spewing, but the name 'Set' had come in loud and clear. Once he'd managed to press his back against the nearest wall, all he managed to do was stare at the portal. He not only held the scepter still, he didn't dare move. Nearly being killed by Set once in his lifetime was more than enough, thanks! The thought of falling straight into the underworld this time, without his weapon especially, didn't bode well at all!

Aww, how cute. She was so taken by his charm that she couldn't speak properly. Well, that's certainly what Yuki thought. "Hey, hey. Don't worry about it. Can't hurt me, I'm just fine now." He stated, offering a smirk. "But you... Are you alright?" He questioned, raising himself further with one arm bracing himself against the floor. "You didn't break anythi-...?" Suddenly, Yuki glared up to find someone else moving in on his claim. To Nekomatta, he took no hesitation to defend the girl he knew he saw first. "Hey! Back off, pretty boy!" He demanded, wrapping one arm around the no-doubt petrified young woman's shoulders in an attempt to keep Neko from tugging her away. "Go leech off of someone else or something. Shoo." He grumbled. Yeah, Poke's shoutings to get out of the way seemed ignored. He was either half deaf, stupid, or just careless. Or a mixture of the three. Thankfully, the portal hadn't reached far enough for their safety to matter much. Yet.

When Hitsu had made a brief visit to the kitchen, it was clear that she had her mind set on other things. Despite not hearing Baron's request for Aspirin, Hitsu seemed set on bringing that out as well. A glass of water for the poor girl, and she grabbed for a bottle of pills on the counter. No. Wait. Bad. Those were pills for 2D. She tossed those aside and grabbed hold of something not quite so strong. "Ice, ice..." She muttered to herself, fumbling through one of the cabinet doors for a plastic bag in which to put the ice before going to the freezer and cracking the cubes from the entire tray into said bag. All of this in what seemed seconds, before she rushed out again and nearly collided with Bonsai on the way. Only to sweep past him as she focused on reaching her destination.

Strangely enough, Amon seemed not at all phased by all of the noise in the hallway. Though, he did seem entertained by Inu as she talked to him. Cooing in response, and grinning his toothless grin right along with it. Apparently, even he had adjusted to the common noisy chaos in the house.

"Here, I brought the ice, and some painkillers!" Hitsu proclaimed as she reached the doorway, stepping past the lot of them just long enough to finally shut the door. Pausing as she turned, Hitsu observed Neko and Yuki. Then, she frowned. "Will you two knock it off!? Let the poor woman go so we can make sure she's going to be alright!" She shouted, gesturing with cup of water in hand toward the den Yuki had been relaxing in before everyone showed up so suddenly. "Help her to one of the armchairs, you idiot!" She added, clearly snapping at Yuki.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:02 pm


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    With the burst of a bubble within the cup of water, Deep Sea Dolphin was within Hitsuzen's house. She hovered leisurely above Hitsu and Yuki, the two people she hated most, without even realizing that the two were there. Although she knew where she was, she didn't really think of running into the pair. (She wasn't always the brightest crayon in the box, unfortunately.) "Ahhh~! Water-travel is so convenient and easy," Dolphin yawned out as she scanned her surroundings and spotted the siblings, "Ack! What are you two urchin-faces doing here?!" Dolphin, like stated previously, isn't exactly genius-material.

    "Oh, well. I'm sure my lovely presence will do you two some good. Who knows? Maybe you'll inherit some of my greatness once your father and I marry~! Ohohohoho, I can only imagine...." Dolphin side-tracked herself from the issue at hand, and began to think of her fantasy soon-to-be wedding. She was Dynast's self-proclaimed bride, but she knew she'd never be able to replace her...
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:40 am


Yes! I agree! Give me back my scepter!

Had Baron not been carrying a bundle of Tut’s body limbs, he would have pinched the bridge of his nose. And had he not been such a levelheaded person (CAT person!) he probably would have, in an act of spite, thrown the boy-king down the Swirling Vortex of Death ™. He edged around said hole, treading carefully as he worked his way towards Sphinx, who appeared…well, worse, actually. It made Baron look over his shoulder, curious as to what the boy had said (‘Set?’) and Sphinx’s general regard to it. What could possibly be down there?

Nodding at the other, he knelt and dropped Tut-pieces and began playing Kinex with his body parts; he popped his legs into his waist, waist into torso, arms into shoulders, and then head…

Get on with it!

I rather like you more as is.

Tut’s arms flailed for his head, of which Baron held just out of reach.

Give it here, Baron! I demand that you--

Ah-ah. Promise you’ll be good.

The headless body reeled backwards, and Tut stared up at the cat-man incredulously. His wrinkled lips gaped, closed, pursed, before he scoffed loudly. As if! Baron rattled him.

Fine.

Pharaoh’s honor?

…Pharaoh’s honor.

Head met neck, and Tut was finally pieced back together. He whooped (as any little boy would) before marching over to Sphinx and yoinking the Scepter of Was from his hands. He had a mind to smack him with it, but he had a hole to close!

Watch how a god does it!” he shrilled loudly. He looked around to make sure everyone was watching before he actually got on with it; what fun was saving the lives of your people if they weren’t around to watch and be awed by their kings awesome powers? With a dramatic show best left for Vegas, Tut pointed the wand at the portal to the underworld and jogged it. The Was’s eyes flickered, glowed, and expanded a beam outward to swallow the hole in the floor. It shrank until it closed with an airy pop, and pharaoh dropped his arm with a huff.

See? Piece of pie. Now bask in my glory and sing me praises, my subjects!” He posed. Gloriously.

…Piece of cake, you mean?

Where?!

I-I’m sorry! A-are you s-sure o-or are you just being nice…b-because, oh, I’m so sorry!” This was embarrassing; to the point where she prayed some higher being would just strike her down dead. Like, right now would be good. …Any time now, God. Really.


I’m f-fine,” she squeaked back, hiding behind her hands. As he moved to get up, she made to move herself. And then everything just sort of backfired when Neko came over – as if her life couldn’t get any worse there were now two of them. One of two things could have happened then: panic attack or head-explosion. Somehow the latter sounded more likely.

Vittoria’s hand raised involuntarily, stopped, and dropped. Where once she had been red with embarrassment, she was now white as a sheet. Because…because…

Oh. God.

They

Were

touching her!

Somewhere in her head she was screaming in pure, absolute MAN INDUCED FEAR. She was in some level of hell, a level so low that its number didn’t even exist! Even SATAN didn’t know about it! She was in some sort of sadistic Oreo cookie HELL where she – apparently, much to her chagrin – was the cream.

She saw Hitsu come out, watched her with a sort of petrified stare that told her that she was long gone. Hitsu could have been her salvation.

A bubble popped.

Some googly eyed woman appeared.

Vittoria only heard up to ‘ Water-travel is so convenient’ before she just couldn’t take the weirdness anymore. From Tut to the explosion to the run in to the human girl sandwich to the woman with that inhuman look in her eye… She froze up and made her conscious exit taking a very typical, very Hollywood route:

She fainted.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:00 pm


Okay, things were happening too quickly. Too many people! Some of them she didn't know, and one she wished she didn't. Of course, the latter had just shown up all on her own. Damn it all. Hitsu merely sighed, and didn't even bother looking up at Deep Sea Dolphin. Maybe if she pretended not to notice, she'd go away. "Yuki!" Hitsu suddenly yelped again, as Vittoria went limp in his grasp. "What the hell did you do now!?"

Yuki looked just as confused, and took a few long seconds to stare slack-jawed at the young woman. "I-I didn't do anything!" He barked, then quickly used his free arm to point accusingly at Nekomata. Then, came the blame. "He did it!" Just as quickly, he glared up at Deep Sea. "We live here, you airhead!" He groaned, "I'm sick of all of these people bursting in!" Frustrated, he situated himself to stand, carefully lifting Vittoria into his arms as he went. He'd have intentionally collided with Neko, had he not been carrying another at the time. Once he'd taken her into the den and laid her on the loveseat, which she seemed to fit in a lot easier than he had, he wheeled around to face the lot of them again. "You!" He snapped, pointing angrily at the fabricated Mazoku Lord. "One of you is enough! I don't need t-!" His eyes grew wide as he cut himself off mid word. Wait. She wasn't the only one who'd walked through the front door, and of the two she was much less of a worry. In a flash, Yuki had dashed out of the den again and slid to a halt in the entrance hall. Of course, there was no sign of the 'child' that had entered with Inu. He paled. "<********>" He shouted, putting both hands to his head and looking as though in his panic he would have really liked to tear out his own hair. How was he supposed to keep track of all of these people!? He didn't even know if half of them were trustworthy!

[I will post for Sphinx in my next reply, my mood has just went from good to ******** angry. So, I know I can't add more right now. -_-]
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:09 pm


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    "Airhead?! Airhead?!" Deep Sea made a serious face as if she was about to say something serious for once. "Yeah, well, you're...." Deep Sea stumbled on her words, because she wasn't intelligent enough to weave together an insult. "Well," she said matter-of-factly, "I'll have you know that my head is certainly not filled with air. It's filled with sea water. DUH." She then stood face to face in front of Yuki, throwing him a confident face.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:21 am


in the face of adversity, just go with the flow It was one of those old sanes that poke thought of at that moment, and wasn't exactly sure if it was the right one but anyway. She began to feel really sorry for the girl under yuki who had promply fainted from all the stress. She must have been scared of men or something. Although after yuki's comment, she didn't feel all to good as well, she didn't know every man and his dog was going to visit now did she?

And who the hell was the floating blue haired girl? "vash, can't you do something here?" she asked. "you seem to understand all this weirness more then I do" While she would have loced to do something, Going around and fighting the bad guys here wouldn't have proved a great idea
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