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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:16 pm
"A salad sandwhich. Im very hungry see." So Death summoned a salad sandwhich, and the servant gave him directions. Unfortunetly the directions got him to a rap concert, and he got very angry.He teleported back and pimp-slapped the servant." Why I outa....
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:13 pm
"turn you into a mongoose!!!!" but just as death was going to, the princess gave him the right directions!! he was pleased and cured her!! now that she was safe, the servant thoguht about proposing to her. he reached into his pocket and pulled out........
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:02 pm
A frog! When they were in the river the frog must have slipped in there! The princess was gravely offended. She slapped the servant and ran crying into a forest. The forest's trees began to make angry faces and shouted "We are sweeping Willows!" They made thier branches hit the princess right in the...
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:25 pm
Shins. He tripped and fell on her head. The trees were smashing her crippled body when who turned up? Auron!! Auron sliced and diced the trees, saving the princess.Then the servant turned up and said....
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:51 pm
"Oi! Thats my, mistress, ur holding there!" The servant said, in his Irish accent. Auron held the princess close to his heart, and stroked her head, lovingly. The princess felt all warm and fuzzy inside, like when you see 2 kittens playing and it looks like they are killing each other.
The princess whispered in Auron's ear...
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:34 pm
"Waste him..." So Auron grabbed his sword and slashed the servant, using Zombie strike. The servant got zombied, and then Auron threw a phieniox down at him, killing him instantly. "Easy-kill." Auron turned back to the princess, and...
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:05 am
turned into a goblin!!! it cackled at her and said "he was the only person who would love you for who you are inside, not cuz youre a princess!! if you want to save him you have to give up the thing most dear to you!!" it then poofed away in a stinky cloud of smoke. the princess knew the thing most dear to her was.....
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:15 am
Her hands! She was also 1 of thse hand models! She looked at her long, slender fingers, her soft, squishable palms, her sexy nails, the whole lot was pretty. The princess looked up, at the servant then down to her hands 3 times and then stood there. She picked up her trusty spare knife and was about to hack at the flesh when she was interrupted by...
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:57 pm
The servant!! He came out of the shadow, a sword on his shoulder. He dropped to his knees, and pleaded to the princess, " Please, no. Not your hands. Not your beutiful, beutiful hands....He looked over at his dead body in surprise, and said....
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:39 am
"oh god, those pants DID make my a** look fat!! i do not blame you for not loving me now!!" his spirit was sad, and he started to disappear. the princess didnt want him to leave. she looked at him and said.....
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:16 pm
"But I love big asses!" The princess cried and attempted to glomp the servant's soul but went right through him and fell onto the ground. It began to rain, and wolves began to appear from the forest. The wolves appeared demonic. Thier fleas shouted angry, spiteful and hurtful things to the wolves to attack at the flea's will. The lead flea shouted..
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:55 pm
"GIVE US CHEESE OR WE WILL KILL YOU!!!" the princess had no cheese, but gave them a rock and told them it was cheese. the fleas were fooled and commanded the wolves away. it gave the princess an ides to revive the servant. she thought if she.............
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:38 am
If she cried on his face like in a cheesy movie, he might wake up! So She sat next to him and tried to think sad thoughts. although there was hardly anything sad in her life by her judgement because she was rich and powerful and had starred in 2 movies for some random reason. So she thought and thought and then tried cutting up onions from an onion patch, but they were turnips. Finally she...
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:01 pm
kicked a giant rock and boy did it hurt!! her eyes started watering and she started hopping up and down holding her foot. she hopped to the servants body and sat down. she started crying really hard over his body. then all of a sudden....
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:55 pm
The servant woke up! "Jesus christ, Im hungry!" He shouted, wiping his face. He got up and stretched. The princess kept quiet. "I feel dirty, so Im gonna bathe in the river." The servant said, and walked to the river. The princess watched him, behind some bushes. When he took off his top, he was HOT!!! Then He pulled off his...
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