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 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:35 pm
As stupid as that sounded, that was quite a nice way of mocking god... interesting
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:25 am
[_caustic_] Before you do anything else, check out this website: http://www.yo-god.comIt's genius. Quite funny. Read the activity reports. Good quote: "I have noticed that the needle jumps distinctly whenever I open the door to fill up the fridge with beer, or to take out bacon or sausages, suggesting that God is present at such times. I can only deduce from this that the Lord enjoys a beer himself, and has a taste for pork products, so perhaps Islam and Judaism might like to have a rethink on that issue. hmmm...pork chops..." My reading says that god is video taping it when I masturbate. He's one sick b*****d.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:40 pm
Oh, that's funny! I want one! But my mom and college roommate (a "Cat-a-holic") would freak.
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:19 pm
Digital Leviathan My reading says that god is video taping it when I masturbate. He's one sick b*****d. I always knew god was a horny SOB. Then again, maybe Christians are exhibitionists?
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:52 pm
Haha, great stuff, truly genius.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:20 pm
Paranoid One Haha, great stuff, truly genius. *Points Dramaticly*
YOU!!!
xd
And Yes,
Thast so funny Im sending it to all my friends.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:36 am
I bets get me one of those. surprised
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:05 pm
I must say I have never looked at this thread before, but now that I have I have to say that s**t is hilarious! I ordered one, and I can't wait til it gets here. I want movement. xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:11 pm
I remembered this the other day. And I was like 'I wonder where that thread went, that was really funny... oh well' xD
We should get a couple people to order them and then we can report our experiences. >.> GAU Official Research Into the Paranormal.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:41 am
This is good!
I showed the site to a friend whom I know to be pretty religious. I said, "Hey; look! They sell 'God detectors'." He got real quiet, then changed the subject.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:23 pm
I doubt even religious people would buy one of those.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:12 am
Nobody's detected God in Oregon yet.
It's those gay liberal atheist hippies (and hipsters) of Portland! Gasp!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:49 am
Anata Digital Leviathan My reading says that god is video taping it when I masturbate. He's one sick b*****d. I always knew god was a horny SOB. Then again, maybe Christians are exhibitionists? God has instructed all Christians to be sexually repressed nutcases because he's insecure and fears that his creations have better equipment...
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:09 pm
DivideByZero14 Anata Digital Leviathan My reading says that god is video taping it when I masturbate. He's one sick b*****d. I always knew god was a horny SOB. Then again, maybe Christians are exhibitionists? God has instructed all Christians to be sexually repressed nutcases because he's insecure and fears that his creations have better equipment...
I wonder, I know this thread is old, but has anyone ordered one of these things yet?
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