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 Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:58 am
Tsukasa Elric What if my teachers weren't retarded? You'd have no one to blame come results time What if we hadn't won our Olympic Bid?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:02 am
Then Tony Blair's smile would be slightly less radiant than it is.
What if Bob Geldoff kept all the money from Live8 for himself instead of giving it to charity?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:17 am
Vamp X What if Bob Geldoff kept all the money from Live8 for himself instead of giving it to charity? The Boomtown Rats would ask for a hell of a lot more money in their legal action against him. What if the aid got to people it was intended for, rather than lining pockets on the way down?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:20 am
Those designer jeans would cost less.
What if it was easier to think of interesting questions to ask?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:29 am
I'd be able to think of an interesting question.
What if gravy was never created?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:55 am
Tsukasa Elric What if gravy was never created? The Bisto kids would be destitute Why do all models want to work with children & animals?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:34 am
Child porn and bestiality is big over seas.
What if I won the lottery?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:12 am
I'd totally be your best friend.
What if England detached from the other countries of the United Kingdom?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:27 am
Tsukasa Elric What if England detached from the other countries of the United Kingdom? We'd have to resort to Cornwall for our sheep shagging jokes. What if I slowly eviscerated each member of Keane whilst the other Enid Blyton rejects were forced to watch?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:20 pm
I'd still need a dictionary to understand what he just said.
What if Pat Sharp had of never been born?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:51 pm
No Fun House. gonk
What if young children weren't so God damn retarded?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:13 pm
There'd be no fun in childhood!
What if this guild wasn't here? gonk gonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:31 pm
We'd all be bigots in the other guild, thinking that we're holier than thou.
What if there were no language barriers in the world? (Only thought of that as I'm listening to a Japanese song and I can't understand a word of it. >.>)
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:50 pm
Then no one apart from the English would be able to pronounce "Jif"
What if C3PO and Yogi Bear had a fight?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:59 pm
Children's TV would be more disturbed than it already is!
What if England became sunny all year round? ( stare rain...)
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