Things GU characters would never say...

[xRinnyx]

I'll take a shot... Or two. Or five.

Haseo: EEK! TWIN BLADES?! ON SALE?!

Silabus: Oh SHUT UP Gaspard!

D: I had another one, but I can't think of it...
Dang.  

[Gintsuki Chi]

Sophia62894

_sasuke_kakashi_373

How do people come up with these things!?

Though, now I think I have a good one.

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Haseo: (in his 3rd form and breaks into song) I'm a Barbie girl! In the barbie woorld! Wraped in plastic, it's fantastic.....
Gaspard: O_o
Silabus: I do not know this guy.
Ovan: All right! Whoot! Shake it, Haseo!
Atoli: Oh-kay. Nope. I do not know this guy.
Kuhn: WHAT THE HELL!?
Pi: Oh good lord. (Haseo starts dancing)
Azure Kite: (is watching from afar) Well now, and I thought he was tough.
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Acctually, my sister thought of it and I added everyone's reactions. Kinda long but, I think it's funny. rofl Probably an amateur try though.

LOL..........Very funny ninja rofl

Now that was freakin' hilarious!!! rofl

Silabus Whitelight

Endrance: You know what I think I will be Straight from now on. Yes that is what I will do I will ike girls forever starting now!!!!!!! *Haseo walks by* Oh Haseo lets go plya Tonsel Hocky please pretty please. I will give you my sword if you do.

Oh-kay then. That was very interesting and funny. ^^;  

[Katro_The_Carealot_Kitten]

endurance: sorry girls I'm gay.  

[Kraeven]

Ovan: Sorry guild. I lied. There is no Key of the Twilight. I just wanted to see a bunch of players running around like aimless little puppets hanging onto my every word. No hard feelings, I hope.

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Endrance: Truth be told, I have a thing for cat people.

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Haseo: I'm secretly a Ninja named Sasuke, but shh. Don't tell anyone.
 

[SBMaster86]

Haseo: Y'know... I've noticed that every time I go through a job extension, my hair seems to get thinner... OMG!! I'M GOING BALD!!!!11one!eleven!! *Haseo runs off to whine in a corner*

Gaspard: Hey, Haseo. Vaan from FFXII called. He wants his hair style back.

Haseo: HE CAN'T HAVE IT! I DON'T HAVE MUCH LEFT!!! *cry, whine*

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Endrance: I'm going to give up on Mia and try living my life for once! Besides, she was only a computer program anyway. How can you have a relationship with that?  

[Keyblade Ninja]

i got these off of different icons. you know why? COS I FAIL AT LIFE!!!!


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haseo : tri edge! let's fight!
tri edge : ...? when did you reach level 50?
haseo : last night..
haseo : twisted with your sister!
tri edge : ... omg
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bordeaux: hey alkaid; what do you call a gay dinosaur?
alkaid: ?
bordeaux: haseo! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
alkaid: ? i thought it was 'dino saur a**?'
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silubus : imma charging my lazers! shoop da whoop
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ovan : jump on it jump on it *does apache dance*
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shino : crawling in my skin! this orange will not peel!
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atoli : my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
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alkaid : drop it like it's hawt!
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piros : cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort!!! ~
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haseo: i choose you pikachu!
endrance: PIKA! PIKA!
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haseo : *looks at mirror* ...
haseo: DAYUM I LOOK GOOD *flexis muscles*  

[Katro_The_Carealot_Kitten]

haseo: saku your so cute when your angry wink  

[Blisstics]

Kuhn: I'm gay.

 

[Ryodaisho]

Uhhh, never have I been good with jokes but I thought about it and hey, when the hell would this happen?

Haseo: You know... I think I should have gone with hot pink instead of black...
Everyone within three feet: Why?
Haseo: Well maybe people would like me more and nobody would betray me and everyone would love each other.
Atoli: Oh shut up you ******** pansy.
Haseo: Don't be so mean to me, I'm a beautiful princess!!!
Endrance: You know... I think I'm going to go talk to Gaspard on how to get ladies.
Kuhn: -sniff/push up dork glasses- Yeah, me too.
Gaspard: All good in the hood homies.  

[Mikleo]

Keyblade Ninja

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haseo : tri edge! let's fight!
tri edge : ...? when did you reach level 50?
haseo : last night..
haseo : twisted with your sister!
tri edge : ... omg
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bordeaux: hey alkaid; what do you call a gay dinosaur?
alkaid: ?
bordeaux: haseo! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
alkaid: ? i thought it was 'dino saur a**?'

OMG!! I saw those on bleach icons. Let me see. Do I have them....Nope. Darn. Oh well. Both involved Renji and Byakuya.  

[Mikleo]

Ryodaisho

Uhhh, never have I been good with jokes but I thought about it and hey, when the hell would this happen?

Haseo: You know... I think I should have gone with hot pink instead of black...
Everyone within three feet: Why?
Haseo: Well maybe people would like me more and nobody would betray me and everyone would love each other.
Atoli: Oh shut up you ******** pansy.
Haseo: Don't be so mean to me, I'm a beautiful princess!!!
Endrance: You know... I think I'm going to go talk to Gaspard on how to get ladies.
Kuhn: -sniff/push up dork glasses- Yeah, me too.
Gaspard: All good in the hood homies.

That, was acctually pretty funny. rofl  

[nakana_the_demon_princess]

Tabby: Sakisaka, I'm not calling you teacher anymore. Good bye.
Sakisaka: Wait!! Tabby!! Wait for meeee!!!  

[Keyblade Ninja]

...
Haseo : hey kuhn
Kuhn : yeah?
Hase : what does G.U. stand for anyways?
Kuhn : well. actually. there was a typo in the developement. it wasn't supposed to be G.U.
Haseo: ..really? what was it supposed to be anyway?
Kuhn : F.U.