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FunnyAna:
It's... sort of complicated, even if there is little or nothing there to begin with...
A picture (or rather, a screen cap, provided by our lovely Iceintheink.) of Daron pulling off his pants has led most of the guild members here, or at least all who has seen it, to believe Daron has a teensy p***s.
Plus, here is some evidence:
"I'm sitting in my room / with a needle in my hand / Just waiting for the tomb / of some old dying man..."
Cuddles and I think that he was masturbating, and he's like, waiting for his grandpa, 'cause he's bored.
Then there's the BDO '02 concert with Daron's mangina making an appearance at the end of Sugar, as shown by this picture:
http://www.soadfans.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/RARE/OTHERRARE/says.JPGand this picture, from the same concert as the Ultimate Picture of Evidence that Daron has a Small Doo-dad, but Cannot Show Due to Rules on GAIA Online:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/WashuPoofter/Sheer Boredom/System of a Down/gonnamakehimsomepants.jpg