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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:52 pm
Nisora Usagi: Mamoru... lets just abort her. xD; *Perfect* Mamoru: I'll pay. ---- Mamoru: Seriously, would it *kill* any one of those villians to *not* kidnap me? Why don't they ever kidnap Artemis?
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:49 pm
"Hello, my name is Ami Mizuno... and I'm an alcoholic."
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:01 pm
Ami: Who needs studying, I want to be a prostitute.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:06 pm
Setsuna: Ok, that marks 3 times this week I've scared the crap out of Usagi... *makes note on notepad*
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:50 pm
Chibi Hotaru: .....I see dead people. O_O....
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:58 pm
Luamervara Mamoru to Usagi: Usagi, I have something to tell you. I had an affiar with Kunzite. Usagi: o.o What? Mamoru:...And Fiore. Seems, I don't like girls at all. Usagi: O.O; Nani!? Mamoru: And...Seiya too..when he's..not a she. Usagi: B-but...Ma..mo-chan..what about Chibiusa? Mamoru: *Scratches head* Eh...'bout that...well...she's not your daughter..per..sa... lol
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:44 am
Usagi - Mamo-chan what are you reading?
Mamo - Just a book.
-Usagi peers over to see what he is reading, Mamo tries to hide it and fails-
Usagi - WHAAAT?!?!
-Usagi slaps Mamo, tears building in her eyes-
Usagi - How could you?
-Mamo drops the book to reveal a copy of a MamoruxRei doujinshi-
Mamo - Hey, what can I say....she's hotter than you. And this book makes me look good...-whistles smugly-
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:48 pm
Usagi - How exactly does a cloud of dark matter crash into Earth? That's what I want to know.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:13 pm
Sailor Mars: Sailor moon lets go save the earth -looks at her-
Sailor Moon: its ok it will still be here tomorrow -sighs and starts studing-
Sailor Mars -jaw drops-
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:51 pm
Nisora Usagi: Mamoru... lets just abort her. this is the only one that made me burst out laughing rofl
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:40 pm
Rei: No, Grandpa, I'm not sleeping with my friends. stressed NOW GET THAT VIDEO CAMERA OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:08 am
Hotaru: *Just walked into Michiru and Haruka's room...and catches them.* What THE HELL?
Michiru: *Dressed in some cosplaying outfit.* Erm...We're just playing dear..
Haruka: *coughs.* Yeah...house...that's it...
Hotaru: *emotionally scarred...for life*
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:31 pm
all these are really hilarious
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:22 am
Usagi- Mamoru I don't want Chibi-Usa so I'm going on birth control so she will never be born, and to get an heir when the Black Moon comes Demnado will be the father of my heir.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:41 am
(This bit is for Parellel Moon)
Mamoru: Eh, Listen, Usagi.. You know how all the other's kids are just a little bit older than Kousagi right?
Usagi: Yeah..what about it?
Mamoru: Well... I'm the father.
Usagi: What?!
Mamoru: And... well.. I'm Hotaru's father too.
Usagi: how..is that EVEN possible?
Mamoru: Well one night I met her mother..and..had a few drinks..you know...
Usagi:.....@.@ Who are you -not- the father of?
Mamoru: o.o Thought you knew. Well...Not quite sure....
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