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 Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:25 pm
*Steve Sparks walks into the room, to everyone's surprise because they all thought he was dead*
Sparks: Hey guys, I am here to take all questions. So go ahead and shoot.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:27 pm
EEW.com="We are shocked! The supposedly dead Steve Sparks has just entered the room! We, even Diego here, want to know what the hell is going on!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:12 pm
Sparks: What the hell is going on?? I'll tell you all what's going on. THose reporters were lying about my death. The truth is, I did indeed shoot myself. But when I shot myself, the gun slipped and I ended up shooting myself in the chest. When they went to get the EMT's and the coroner, I escaped through the back door of my locker room. I got patched up at an unknown location and they had reported that I was deceased. Well I'm here so that must not be true.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:22 pm
EEW.com="This just seems so surreal! Could you tell us where this secret location was?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:22 pm
Sparks: Well if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret now would it?
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:06 pm
(Casey Bennett walks through the hall, dressed in his non-wrestling attire of slacks and a polo but still carrying the Estremo belt, and spies the EEW.com freeform interview taking place. He casually steps up, right between the other three and the camera.)
"Hey, guys, glad you stepped in for me. Traffic really bit, made me just a tad late. But, now I'm here, so, thanks for warming up the camera and all. Anyway, sayonara, good bye, vamoose, watch out for the door on your way out and all that."
(Turns toward the EEW.com representative, now completely ignoring Sparks, Diego, and Sanosuke.)
"Okay, now that the star of the show's here, you have some questions or what? Go ahead, EEW.com reporters, earn that barely above minimum wage paycheck of yours."
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:01 pm
*Sparks stands up with his singapore cane in hand*
Sparks: Now little fella, you do NOT want to piss off the wrong FIRE BREATHIN dragon. Now you interrupted my part of the interview. Now unless you want to eat some cane, I'd advise you step aside. *holds up his singapore cane*
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:34 am
(Holds up his hands.)
"Hey, hey, hey, what's with the hostility here? Y'know, you probably weren't informed of this, but this was supposed to be MY interview time. Besides, Sparks (snickers), I thought dead men told no tales."
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:54 pm
EEW.com="That is true Sparks, but since you have returned why would you need to keep this location secret?"
"This is a open interview but we will be happy to start your own interview here as well Casey! Obviously, our couple of questions for you to start with are how it felt to win The EEW Estremo Championship and about your intense feud with former EEW Estremo Champion Rey Mysterio, who you injured recently."
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:04 pm
Sparks: You know what? Casey comes in here and officially claims himself to be the "real" star. Well why doesn't he prove it, and give a title shot to a former first ever WCF and first ever FCW Champion. Since I'm back, I haven't tasted gold since my days in WWCW. So how about it.
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:03 pm
"Boys, Boys, Boys." Diego said, stepping infront of the two with a smirk. "Easy now, it's not the fan's fault that Casey here is a god damn Egomaniac that beat up a dwarf and thinks hes a big shot, and its not the fans fault that Sparks stage his own death to gain some fan interest so he just wouldn't be seen as Jarel's gay lover. Let's just give the fans what they want, which is simply, me."
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:10 pm
Sparks: *turns his attention over to Diego* How dare you think I tried to fake my death to get some fan attention. The truth is, the fans loved me before it. In fact,*pulls out a gun* I have the same gun right here with me. *points it at his own head* This time, I won't hesitate to pull the trigger.
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:53 pm
"What the Hell!?" (Backs far away from Sparks.)
"EEW.com, get some control over this guy! He's liable to screw up again and kill somebody who matters!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:34 pm
EEW.com="Sparks, please! Do you want the men in white suits after you? Please hand the gun over to us so we can dispose of it properly."
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:46 pm
"Damn, this guy's crazy as hell!" Diego said with a smirk.
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