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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:36 pm


NEO SKULD BOMBS AWAY! I am gonna get out my six white candles and sandalwood incense and there shall be hexes all around!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:55 pm


Wow. Just when I thought that intellegence was going down in flames fast enough! Why do they insist on being illiterate?

*grabs sais of intellegence and large tome of Shakespeare* Where do I sign up for the army?

odish42


Saphihonra

PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:19 am


Let me in the army. I'll fight to the end of grammatical Correctness. I even have my own Weapon. *Hefts Vulcan Cannon of Punctuation wtih a +15 Spell Check Attack*
PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:57 am


The book is a disgrace to all writers in the world.
The world is corrupt enough as it is without it.
Joining your army *weilds dual chainsaws of grammar and spelling*

Noche Flor


LittleNikkiOfLight

PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:36 am


That's really, really bad. I will absolutely join your army. Which do you think is more practical, apostraphe grenades or a spelling mace?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:23 am


crying crying crying This is sad.... crying crying crying

I protest against this book! Let's riot outside every bookstore until they remove the offending "book."

Sara Hysaro

Precious Seeker


Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:51 pm


I will join the army with my sniper of literacy + 3000 and my son. His vocabulary is what a SMART high school graduate's is supposed to be, and he's five.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:28 pm


-streetcorner preacher style- The end is near. Repent now before it's too late! Learn the ways of the Literate and be saved! Remain unlerned and be condemed to eternal damnation!
-normal enraged literate stye-
I shall join your army. I shall also bring my Down Syndrome cousin. He can spell better than the unlearned.

Alice Unrequited


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:57 am


I will also join! *waves Shakespearean Cudgel of Literacy +2 and Katana of Eloquence +1000* LET ME AT 'EM! I WILL HACK, SLASH AND BURN THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK! Which barely warrants the name anyway.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:01 am


*Opens case revealing Wildey .50ActionExpress with 14" barrel and detatchable shoulder stock*

MadnessFreak


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:54 pm


All I need are these. ::gets out a .545mm Casul Handgun and a Literacy Plus Carbine-Action Machine Gun:: I will join your cause, set aside our differences, and fight this scourge!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:07 pm


Quote:
The requested object does not exist on this server. The link you followed is either outdated, inaccurate, or the server has been instructed not to let you have it.


That's what happened when I clicked the link...but this is where I suggest we protest this book.

Patron with a Mission


SonarP

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:37 pm


You guys are going to be mad at me, but in some ways, I think he's right. I haven't been around here very long, but a lot of people become furious in this guild when someone makes a small typo, perhaps a small error in reading something. Some people go back and look at their words and correct them after posting. It may defeat the purpose of the preview button, though. Whatever works for them.
It's a book title. It doesn't upset me that they'd use it for some odd reason...you know, just a book for me. Now, if that was the same as the inside pages as well as the cover, I would feel..insulted to say the least. I haven't read it, so I can't judge it to be good or bad.
I'm not an elite person. I am female, and pretty ugly at that. I don't claim to be a snob, either. I do place an emphasis on correct spelling when trying to make a point or getting a job, yet if you'd talk to me outside of this guild, I'd be thrown out since I'm "on both sides of the fence". They should practice good grammar on their own everyday, but have fun with it, too.
Then again, we have people in this guild right now who claim to be literate, but they turn around and use the "no0b/txt-tlk" speak in their posts here. Shouldn't we do something to stop them? And if we move to do this, how can we? I have no solutions to this question yet.
What about people who make their own words? Are they seen as bad, too?
Perhaps we shouldn't be so up-tight about it...you know, learn to laugh at our own mistakes as well as others. The general population will do what they want. If they want to be "illiterate", then that just means better jobs for those who are "literate".
I don't think I should talk....I mean...there was an RP that I was supposed to make...but because of my lack of making one in that style, it's somewhat dead. sweatdrop I'm getting off my soap-box right now. I'm probably one of the most hypocritical members here.
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:10 am


Actually, no, it's not horrible. You've never heard of 'TTYL' or the sequel, 'TTFN'? They're very good books - written in instant messages. Not too much txt tlk and very good plots!

I refuse the protest! 3nodding

rawrjennamonster


MentatEdricO

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:48 pm


Don't say things like that! burning_eyes
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