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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:49 pm
"I...I didn't do it! I...I was dead at the time! I was on the moon...with Steve..."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:55 pm
Captain Saru "I...I didn't do it! I...I was dead at the time! I was on the moon...with Steve..." Who's this Steve and can we use him as a witness to the incident??
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:00 pm
" 'Ello Sue...I've got legs! Do you like bread? I've got French loaf. Tthhbbpt Bye! I love you!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:01 pm
Demon Duck of Doom Captain Saru "I...I didn't do it! I...I was dead at the time! I was on the moon...with Steve..." Who's this Steve and can we use him as a witness to the incident??
I don't think we can use him. He was too sober.
HOWEVER!
That rock over there would serve as the perfect witness.
-gets out a really bright light and starts questioning the witness-
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:07 pm
"But I can't sort the socks mom! That's segregation, and it's illegal!" ~Me when my mom told me to put the socks into "White" and "Colored" piles... I was, I believe, 5 at the time...
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:14 pm
lady asks a little girl how old she was and the little girl replies, "I'm this many" holds up 5 fingers "I'm a handful"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:18 pm
Grandmother: (Grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me angrily) "Just who do you think you are Mister?!?"
Me: (Looking her straight in the eye) "I am James Michael the Evil."
((This conversation took place when I was 3))
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:19 pm
Raven you are one odd duck....way cool.... xp
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:19 pm
Raven_Ridge Grandmother: (Grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me angrily) "Just who do you think you are Mister?!?" Me: (Looking her straight in the eye) "I am James Michael the Evil." ((This conversation took place when I was 3)) Seriously? That's awesome!
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:21 pm
Demon Duck of Doom Raven you are one odd duck....way cool.... xp (Which quote are you referring to? "James Michael the Evil?" or "Sock-Segregation?")
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:24 pm
hirai Raven_Ridge Grandmother: (Grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me angrily) "Just who do you think you are Mister?!?" Me: (Looking her straight in the eye) "I am James Michael the Evil." ((This conversation took place when I was 3)) Seriously? That's awesome! ((Yes, but my scolding-to-be-that-never-quite-was was earned through-and-through... ...You see... ...I had completely destroyed (And I meant that in the nicest way possible) my Grandma's house... And I was in the process of emptying a second carton of eggs onto her kitchen floor... When she found me...))
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:27 pm
"Hey, Linsey, look who it is...NAKED!"
-gets a box of tissues to clean up the impending nosebleed-
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:30 pm
Captain Saru "Hey, Linsey, look who it is...NAKED!"
-gets a box of tissues to clean up the impending nosebleed- *shoots blood all over the place* Yeah, I totally just bled to death...
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:32 pm
"Tim's spicy chicken just gave my nose an orgasm."
"NORGASM!"
We miss you in lunch, Hirai-chaaaaaan...
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:36 pm
Raven_Ridge Demon Duck of Doom Raven you are one odd duck....way cool.... xp (Which quote are you referring to? "James Michael the Evil?" or "Sock-Segregation?") just in general....you is odd....that a good thing...
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