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 Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:31 pm
15. D batteries are really expensive.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:39 pm
16. Never use your radio.
17. CPR heals bullet wounds to the head
18. Rubbing ones neck with Aloe Vera fixes bullet wounds the toe.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:47 pm
19. Static leads to spanish speaking robots.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:40 pm
20. Church is really the Team Killing F*cktard.
21. You can replace every curse word with Dirtbag
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:42 pm
22. Aliens can only say Blarg and Honk Honk
23. Never say Bow Chicka Wow Wow infront of girls.... with weapons.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:00 pm
25. Church's girlfriend is a cow/whore.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:57 pm
26. Ripping out the skull and beating someone with it is humanly possible.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:15 am
27. Girls can't be colorblind.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:47 am
28. Camping is a leginament stratigey. ((My spelling sucks >.< ))
29. When you have the oppenents team flag, everyone will worship you as if you were a god.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:43 am
30. Revallry(sp?) wakes up even the dead...
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:27 pm
31. The password is always... password.
32. The number one codeword is, Dirtbag.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:25 pm
33.) You can most definitely pick up chicks in a tank.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:29 am
1 No matter how bad things may seem, they couldn't be any better and they couldn't be any worse so quit your B*tching nancy cause thats the way thing Fing are so get used to them.
2. Church is not a coward. He just thinks of self preservation.
3. Always have a zombie plan. (i live in alaska..so yeah)
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:17 pm
34. Phone ladies are as annoy now as they are in the future...
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