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 Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:06 pm
Spatterdash Crackerbox Palace wot is it this one doctor said about making transvestites one sex...
better to punch a hole than create a pole
XD He's right. Bloody difficult to make a p***s out of womanparts, there just isn't the material.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:40 am
Crackerbox Palace Spatterdash Crackerbox Palace wot is it this one doctor said about making transvestites one sex...
better to punch a hole than create a pole
XD He's right. Bloody difficult to make a p***s out of womanparts, there just isn't the material. This just reminds me of a story about one of my mates. Apparently, he had to have an operation on his foreskin as a kid, since it wouldn't retract properly. This is fine and normal, if unusual. What makes the tale glorious is that apparently he told a girl all about this, whilst having sex with her. Mmm, romance. It's probably not true, but it is really funny.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:46 pm
Spatterdash Crackerbox Palace Spatterdash Crackerbox Palace wot is it this one doctor said about making transvestites one sex...
better to punch a hole than create a pole
XD He's right. Bloody difficult to make a p***s out of womanparts, there just isn't the material. This just reminds me of a story about one of my mates. Apparently, he had to have an operation on his foreskin as a kid, since it wouldn't retract properly. This is fine and normal, if unusual. What makes the tale glorious is that apparently he told a girl all about this, whilst having sex with her. Mmm, romance. It's probably not true, but it is really funny. I've been circumsized, it's quite rare in Britain but not unheard of. At the age of about 4 my forskin became infected by my own piss, dirty and whatever else a 4 year old does with his p***s. It makes it harder for me to come; which can be considered a good thing, and it is quite amusing in an odd way when a girl looks at it for the first time and gets confused.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:41 am
I think when everyone saw the POTC2 they allt thought that thing was v****a. Srsly.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:11 am
LinitaLena I think when everyone saw the POTC2 they allt thought that thing was v****a. Srsly. I certainly did.
I was contemplating screaming "OH MY GOD, IT`S A v****a," just to make my friend who was sitting next to me piss herself laughing.
Then I remembered that my 11-year-old sister was sitting on the other side of me, so I didn`t.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:14 pm
I was actually lmfao'ing cos this kid in front of me dropped his stuff everywhere. Popcorn, drinks, and gobstoppers and he was all "Aw maaaaan!" XD
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:15 am
LinitaLena I think when everyone saw the POTC2 they allt thought that thing was v****a. Srsly. I was too busy trying not to yell 'tentacle rape'. Though the Kraken v****a kinda annoyed me, since it's really a gigantic squid, and squid have beaks, not big old revolving fanged vaginas. I suppose a beak wouldn't have been as intimidating, though.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:29 pm
Spatterdash LinitaLena I think when everyone saw the POTC2 they allt thought that thing was v****a. Srsly. I was too busy trying not to yell 'tentacle rape'. Though the Kraken v****a kinda annoyed me, since it's really a gigantic squid, and squid have beaks, not big old revolving fanged vaginas. I suppose a beak wouldn't have been as intimidating, though.
i remember dissecting squid and my teacher was all brawkbrawk with the beak in my face
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:17 am
Crackerbox Palace Spatterdash LinitaLena I think when everyone saw the POTC2 they allt thought that thing was v****a. Srsly. I was too busy trying not to yell 'tentacle rape'. Though the Kraken v****a kinda annoyed me, since it's really a gigantic squid, and squid have beaks, not big old revolving fanged vaginas. I suppose a beak wouldn't have been as intimidating, though.
i remember dissecting squid and my teacher was all brawkbrawk with the beak in my faceXD The more I hear about this squid lesson, the more epic it sounds.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:24 pm
it is epic win
when you have a teacher thats just told you that the beak can cut you and then he's asking you to hold out your hand so he can try something and hes got the beak in the hand you can only think win
oh well that and crazy mofo
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:10 am
Vaginas are like the Hulk? The more I hear about them, the more they terrify me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:37 pm
Spatterdash Vaginas are like the Hulk? The more I hear about them, the more they terrify me. Yep, they're big, green and pissed off.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:21 pm
Tommy the Cat Spatterdash Vaginas are like the Hulk? The more I hear about them, the more they terrify me. Yep, they're big, green and pissed off.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:53 pm
`Shmancy Tommy the Cat Spatterdash Vaginas are like the Hulk? The more I hear about them, the more they terrify me. Yep, they're big, green and pissed off.
much like a real v****a
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