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 Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:59 pm
"You are right!" cried Gopher. Suddenly, a cupcake smacked Gopher in the side of the face. As he ducked for cover, Jimbo dived to retrieve the cupcake.
(use 'spork' )
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:21 am
One kid tried to catch it with his pants so he took them off. Another jumped towards it trying to bite the cupcake. Instead they both missed. The biting kid accidentally bit off part of pantless kid's "pet snake". Afterward's pantsless kid's "snake" looked like a spork.
(use the word " Elmo")
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:59 am
"Holy ******** Elmo!" cried the pantless kid. Everyone stopped for a moment, staring in horror at his 'spork.' Gopher got up, grabbed the cupcake, and ran off with Jimbo, towards....
(use 'mango tree full of flies and small flying monkies')
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:21 pm
The edge of the world. Just then, A huge battlestation with a mango tree full of flies and small flying monkies jetted toward them. The monkies started to throw dung.
((use war))
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:52 pm
The monkeys throwing dung highly resembled the "good citizens" of the U.S.
The resemblance between this war and the war on Iraq was uncanny! eek
(Use the words "Final Fantasy" and "Jar Jar Binks")
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:26 pm
Two of the clashing fighters were Sephiroth from Final Fantasy and Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar killed Sephiroth when....
((use country))
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:32 am
Din_of_Serenity Two of the clashing fighters were Sephiroth from Final Fantasy and Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar killed Sephiroth when.... ((use country)) Sephiroth destroyed George Lucas's country club and Jar Jar stole Sephiroth's long a** sword and... (use "Omnislash")
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:02 pm
s0ul caper~ Din_of_Serenity Two of the clashing fighters were Sephiroth from Final Fantasy and Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar killed Sephiroth when.... ((use country)) Sephiroth destroyed George Lucas's country club and Jar Jar stole Sephiroth's long a** sword and... (use "Omnislash") The pope appeared with a lightsaber and challenged Jar Jar. He fought ferociously, but those gungans pack a punch. His spine was severed and his arm was missing. ((use "stone"))
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:54 pm
Din_of_Serenity s0ul caper~ Din_of_Serenity Two of the clashing fighters were Sephiroth from Final Fantasy and Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar killed Sephiroth when.... ((use country)) Sephiroth destroyed George Lucas's country club and Jar Jar stole Sephiroth's long a** sword and... (use "Omnislash") The pope appeared with a lightsaber and challenged Jar Jar. He fought ferociously, but those gungans pack a punch. His spine was severed and his arm was missing. ((use "stone")) But what Jar Jar didn't know was that The Pope had a can of retard repellent inside his hat. He sprayed some on the poor Gungan. It melted as it said "Me-sa turning to poo poo! Me-sa dying!" and then the pope stuffed 900 stones down Jar Jar's throat just in case Jar Jar was still slightly alive (use "graphic butt sex")
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:57 am
Gopher on the other hand, had broken into a car. He was sitting in the driver's seat humming along to a hot new single on the radio 'Graphic Butt Sex.' Jimbo suddenly ran away, yelling, "Hold on Jar Jar!"
(use 'spiderman' and 'pantyhose')
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:33 am
Gopher then got into a pair of fish net panty hose and his spider man mask to become...Spider Hooker Gopher! He was too late to save Jar Jar, but he still knew what he had to do. destroy the Pope. So he...
(use "Monkey Sperm" and "samurai sword")
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:56 pm
Gopher charged at the pope with a samurai sword yelling "mesta kills you popey pantsa!!!" He sliced hin half, casuing the popes body to leak monkey sperm. He then massacred a small asian owned laundramat. Then.....
((use "affair"))
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 7:45 pm
President Bush was assasinated right before the 2008 U.S. elections, says the reporter. He claimed to have......
(use the word 'screwed' and 'killed' )
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:35 pm
British Dude President Bush was assasinated right before the 2008 U.S. elections, says the reporter. He claimed to have...... (use the word 'screwed' and 'killed' ) ((wtf? you didn't use affair... I shall use it for you 4laugh )) Before his Death President BuSh claimed to have graphic butt sex with the 'Spider Hooker Gopher.' After his Screwing President bush knew he was Screwed. jimbo got so jelous that he killed The president and ........ (USE NECROFILIAC)
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:22 am
Eternalnight666 British Dude President Bush was assasinated right before the 2008 U.S. elections, says the reporter. He claimed to have...... (use the word 'screwed' and 'killed' ) ((wtf? you didn't use affair... I shall use it for you 4laugh )) Before his Death President BuSh claimed to have graphic butt sex with the 'Spider Hooker Gopher.' After his Screwing President bush knew he was Screwed. jimbo got so jelous that he killed The president and ........ (USE NECROFILIAC) .....was quite a necrophiliac at the time. He fu*ked president bush and then dumped his body in the Delaware Reiver. His body was discovered while a little old lady was...... (USE BLOW JOB) lmao
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