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 Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:55 pm
Our band clinician told us this one without knowing what he'd done, "There's a rule of thumb for when your sharp. When in doubt, pull it out." Poor Daniel. He didn't even know my section would twist it, nor did he get it at first. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:48 pm
pyrojazz kiefy you don't need that much oil on your bone.... Hehe. smile
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:59 pm
You need to hold it longer, your cutting it way to short.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:03 pm
"Your only three jobs are to suck, finger, and blow."
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:27 pm
well this student teacher we had was like "you guys dont suck, you blow" and then in my year book one of my trumpet player wrote "remember to blow HARD! biggrin "
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:47 am
"Are you going to bang that thing with your stick all night?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:19 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:33 am
Don't hit it so hard! You'll break it!
...hehe... twisted
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Omnipresent Conventioneer
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:20 pm
BD: "All you have to do is stick the long Fuzzy thing inside the small hole and move it around some"
Band: "falls over in laughter"
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:37 am
sarahbeth0218 BD: "All you have to do is stick the long Fuzzy thing inside the small hole and move it around some" Band: "falls over in laughter" That sounds like something our BD would say! BD: Shoaffer, I know it's big but you need to blow long and hard! Shoaffer: eek redface I play Bass Trombone. And I can't get enough air through my horn.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:29 am
you're blowing it all wrong and your fingers are in the wrong place...here let me show you how to do it..
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:40 pm
"Can you help me get this c**k in my hole?"
Yeah. We always call the plumes cocks, and we have trouble putting them into our hats ourselves. And whenever we call them cocks around non-band people we get really odd looks. xD
And my BD yells this a lot:
"Okay guys, let's sing and finger! Are you fingering? I said FINGER your instruments!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:51 pm
I've got three that I use a lot.
Flute player: You suck!
Brass Player: I don't suck, I blow!
Trm.: I'm a boner!
Trm.: Want to blay my boner?
All of these I have said to someone in or out of the band in the past school year.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:55 pm
you suck
No I blow all day long
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:56 pm
I forgot to mention that some of the feathers stick up on our plumes and we call them erecto-feathers.
Ner: "Hey, Paul, you've got an erecto-feather!!"
My SL: "I do?! Want to yank it out for me?"
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