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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:37 am
Women who smoke cigars should be treated with the utmost respect.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:39 pm
Don't go tearing off the moment you see the enemy come for you, then gets you a negative respect points
Don't win the hearts of the reader, you're going to get killed in the next few books for sure
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:28 am
Pistols are for men and cannons are for girls. "Gorenza"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:37 am
Make sure to be prepared for anything, this includes being attacked by Bruce Willis
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:59 am
A real man does not die just because his head is cut off.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:02 pm
xd xd xd WOW! So good! I must think on this for a bit. 3nodding
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:27 pm
No matter what happens, never, ever run away from the zombies screaming...You WILL get caught, die, and turn into one.
Die for the vampire chicks. Their hott.
French men will always get the girl. But die anyway.
Eye patches are sexy.
Fat nazis will make you hate nazis even more than you just did.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:44 pm
Copies of an original is about at use full as can of fried monkeys in a fight. There is nothing like the real thing.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:01 am
The bigger the hat the scarier you are. Unless you're mexican.
(get it? sombraro haha)
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:47 pm
Purity Uchiha The bigger the hat the scarier you are. Unless you're mexican. (get it? sombraro haha) >_>;...sombraro?...wait..don't you mean alhambra? sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:59 pm
Well I guess Pancho Villa does not ring a bell then. He was a pretty scary guy in his day. Huh thats funny I don't remember seeing anyone of Latin descent in Hellsing. So many catholics yet so little Spanish its odd.
Any way let's get back on track collaborating the life lessons we have learned from Hellsing.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:06 pm
[Green Tea Leaves] Purity Uchiha The bigger the hat the scarier you are. Unless you're mexican. (get it? sombraro haha) >_>;...sombraro?...wait..don't you mean alhambra? sweatdrop alhambra? wtf is a alhambra? I'm talking about those big hats that mexicans wear...the joke is that alucard wears a really big hat.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:40 am
Alright, alright, alright, moving on....
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:00 pm
okay, lets try again...
dang it, ill try again later. My brain isn't working right now..
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:16 pm
The butler really did do it.
Flintlock muskets are as powerful as any modern gun, and never fail to fire.
Medieval warlords make good pets.
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