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 Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:02 pm
My theory: Jesus is a ninja.
He uses transformation jutsu, genjutsu, and he can walk on water. surprised
Yeah, don't cry Christians. It's just a joke. Plus, Jesus can do anything, right? So he can be a ninja. I win. razz
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:31 pm
Jesus is the master of ninja's... HE'S DECEIVED US ALL!
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:56 pm
churrlo Jesus is the master of ninja's... HE'S DECEIVED US ALL! *NOD NOD NOD* He's also the master of pirates.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:29 pm
Shikalee churrlo Jesus is the master of ninja's... HE'S DECEIVED US ALL! *NOD NOD NOD* He's also the master of pirates. But he's against stealing D:
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:25 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:01 am
Captain Verd Shikalee churrlo Jesus is the master of ninja's... HE'S DECEIVED US ALL! *NOD NOD NOD* He's also the master of pirates. But he's against stealing D: It's not stealin' by unfortunate circumstances that he (the victim) be dead. xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:22 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:45 pm
Nah, I'm not falling for it. Pirates like rum. Jesus likes wine.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:37 am
Captain Verd Nah, I'm not falling for it. Pirates like rum. Jesus likes wine. You don't have to. =/ Jesus said we can be anyone we want to be. If he wants to be a goddamn pirate, he's going to be a goddamn pirate. Case. Closed.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:00 am
Missing nin Itachi Santa and Jesus are both ninjas. what about god then? also ninja?
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:40 pm
Vinida Something I found that really struck me as funny Face it. Santa is really a ninja. He has bunshin stationed in every mall in the country. He summons deer to do his bidding. He sneaks into people's houses at night without being noticed. He walks on rooftops. He uses his secret Sleeping Jutsu on overly-wakeful brats to make sure his identity is not discovered. He uses chakra to stay above the snow and not make footprints... Need I go on?That is true!! Haha! Now, now I can prove that ninjas are real. Because obviously Santa's real
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:41 pm
Kalmarkid91 Missing nin Itachi Santa and Jesus are both ninjas. what about god then? also ninja?
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:10 am
You do have a point, I believe Santa is a ninja. I also believe Jesus is a ninja as well, when he walked on water. He converts chakra to his feet to walk on water.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:28 am
God is the Kyuubi! >:O Or something. I donno. lols.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:11 am
xd This has gotten interesting blaugh
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