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 Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:05 pm
*Pushes her off.*
"Uhh...Have a glass of champagne!"
*Grabs bottle and opens. Stops when lights go out.*
"What was that?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:08 pm
"Absolutely nothing, darling."
Lita tried to kiss Simon, when the lights went out and something started to get lowered frmo the ceiling.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:09 pm
*Puts bottle in way of Lita's lips, then looks up.*
"WHAT THE ******** IS THAT?"
eek
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:10 pm
"I... have... no i-GLUG"
Lita swallowed a few ounces of champagne.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:13 pm
"Uh...Have some more!"
*Pours another shot.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:13 pm
The figure reached the ring as a spot light burst onto it.
IT WAS BIG d**k JOHNSON!
*pours baby oil over himself and jumps on the bed, his fat body jiggling.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:14 pm
"GAH!"
*Rolls out of bed and out of the ring.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:16 pm
*Starts making it up the ramp.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:16 pm
Johnson started to do the Val Venis taunt, licking his lips.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:16 pm
Lita screamed and tried to get away.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:17 pm
Johnson followed Lita out of the ring.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:17 pm
Lita hopped the barricade and dashed towards the nearest exit.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:17 pm
*Walks off to parking alot, wiping sweat off his forehead.*
"Whew..."
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:18 pm
Johnson stopped when he ran out of breath. He turned and started dancing for a fat woman in the 5th row.
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