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 Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:26 pm
We have this tradition when we get a new band director we buy a apple pie at McDonalds and one of our trombone players fills it with ketchup using a staw... well we did this for our new band director recently and he took a huge bite of the pie and ketchup just ozzed out everywhere and he looked at it and then finished eating the ketchup filled pie... it was gross...
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:36 pm
This one sub whenever she subs for our band, she tells us a story of a kids chewing gum and playing trumpet. He inhaled, and then next thing anyone knew was he was turning shades of red, blue, and purple. They called the ambulance and they had to cut open his throat.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:56 pm
So we were doing a holiday concert and we were on bleachers in the audorium. The trombones and low brass were at the way top. My friend is a trombone player. All of the sudden she heard a scream and and BANG and thier was a big gap in the line were a person should be. It turn out that my friend was making room for her slide, she feel right off the back of the bleachers! Now everyone calls her the girl who feel off the stage!
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:24 pm
I just think this is kinda weird but my sis's feild show name was "winds and percussion in motion"
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:45 pm
One day in band, my class period, I'm playing my trombone and through the course of an hour and a half or so, I make this spit puddle. Now, if you put your hands side by side, not opened maybe slightly, thats how big the spit puddle was. At the end of rehersal, one of the baritone horn players from the other side of the stage stands up and says "Crap I can see it from over here!" and one of the bari sax players says "uggh i'm so digusted." and there were lots of comments sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:57 pm
i was playing trombone and then the guy next to me's music stand almost knocked mine over and it turns out he was trying to play a note in 7th position and the slide fell off and hit his stand it was so funny rofl
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:07 am
My piccolo tends to get really full of spit, so one day during rehersal, I was blowing the spit out via the mouthpiece, and the spit went so far that it got all over the one of the oboe players who sits behind me.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:07 pm
It was the middle of eighth grade. My section was having a group rehersal because we needed it.... desprately. After a few rehersals, my Student teacher decided we needed to know how to clean our instruments.... school instruments. Well he ripped p this cloth and used the long mental thingy(dunno what it's called) sweatdrop to clean through the slides. When it came out, it was wet, green, and absolutely disgusting. Don't forget that we had to do this for eight other trombones.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:15 pm
Once in marching practice I was stuck in my own row leading the clarinets and behind the drums. The drums went too slow and the Clarinets went too fast so my friend who was right behind me went my speed, yet nobody slowed down, and I heard "Ah!" more of in shock and looked back just long enough to see my friend chasing his shoe, I later found out that my other friend behind him had stepped on the back of his shoe... he eventually chased it down but I make fun of him for it even to this very day...
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:22 am
My band director uses a Cowbell to give us tempo in marching practice. One day, one of our trumpets was messing up, and talking nonstop. My band director noticed, and threw the mallot he was hitting the cow block with at the trumpet player. When the trumpet players mom asked the director why he split her sons lip with a cowbell mallot, he claimed he simply had sweaty palms, and it had slipped out of his hand. To this day, 3 years later, he still threatens us with sweaty palms, and the underclassmen still don't understand...
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:10 pm
In middle school we used to have test on our music, so this one trombone player was taking his test then all of a sudden like 3 roaches crawled out of his trombone, while he was playing. It was funny, but gross.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:37 am
ok.. i've got a funny story .. we were practicing a piece of music for class, so we went outside becuase it was too loud in the room. There were 4 of us, 3 clarinets and a bass clarinet, soo. we were practicing and then a bee came and was flying around us, and one of the guys just freaked! it was so funny. he was running around everywhere and the bee just followd him razz .. so the smart guy starts swingin his clarinet around :O and the mouth piece flys off and breaks on the ground and we were all like oooo thats not good buddy :O but we were still kinda laughin cause he is sooo stupid .. like who would swing their instrument to kill a bee biggrin lmao
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:40 am
sukuiichuu` In middle school we used to have test on our music, so this one trombone player was taking his test then all of a sudden like 3 roaches crawled out of his trombone, while he was playing. It was funny, but gross. Happened to my buddy Jake... Except out of a trumpet...
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:05 pm
Argetlam13 Happened to my buddy Jake... Except out of a trumpet...
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:18 pm
ok my director got really mad one day because the drummers kept using the sucky triangle, so he threw it out the window of the band room, like outside in the grass. so he sent one of the freshman drummers out to get. a little while later the freshman came back and said he couldent find it and my director ask where he looked and the freshman said,'oh out in the hall' and my directors all like ' its outside, i threw it out the window' so the freshman leaft and after a little while the freshman came back and said, 'hey i found it, did you know it was out side?' it was very funny.
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