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 Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:03 am
"Um, thank you Kiba," Naruto said when Kiba got up to wish him a happy birthday, all the while trying to stop blushing. 'Erg...I look like an idiot blushing like this' he thought.
"And that would be different how?"
"Don't you ever shut up?" the blonde boy groaned.
"Should I be asking you the same question?
"Baka fox..."
Hehhehheh...
"Um, you look good, Dog Breath" he said, remembering that Kiba was standing right in front of him. "Nice...pants."
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:52 am
The Uchiha frowned deeply, staring at himself in the mirror. No he wasn't checking to see if he looked good. No, he wasn't trying to find a blemish. Why was he looking in the mirror then? He wanted to find out what was wrong with him. Did he have an evil leech stuck to his head, sucking all of his dignity and intelligence from his mind? He must have. Why else would he have accepted to go to that dobe's party? Sure... said dobe was his friend... and said dobe had alot of influence on his life but... that didn't mean Sasuke liked reducing himself to social things like... parties. Sighing when he couldn't find anything wrong with him, he turned away from his mirror and looked to the bad on his bed. It was Naruto's present. He looked at it, blushing a bit and walking to it. Why is he doing this? He sighed and picked up the bag, walking out of te room. On to the party... what fun...
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:00 pm
Kiba smiled, "Heh, thanks." So, his eyes are down there huh? His smile got bigger. "It looks like we have the same taste in clothes." He said after looking him over then meeting his blue eyes.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:20 pm
Itachi walked threw the door to the party, he sat down at the bar an asked for a drink to be given to anyone that walked threw the door looking like himself. He wanted his little brother nice and drunk
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:24 pm
" so....you um...go to parties at gay bars often?" asked the UPS guy " and isn't it uncomfortable in there?"
" No I don't often. And as for being inside here, well...it is uncomfortable...but at least it tastes good." (this will make sense later on) " by the way, what did you do with my clothes?"
"They're folded neatly inside the truck. Those are some spiffy platforms you have."
" All hail Gaara, king of akward conversations with middle aged petty laborers." said Shukaku
" ******** off stupid demon"
" But you gotta admit that brown UPS uniform is sexy."
" I said ******** OFF" Gaara yelled, then realized he has said it out loud
" What? Why are you telling me to ******** off, all I said was that you have spiffy shoes."
" No, not you. I was talking to the demonic racoon in my head."
" Oh...um...okay then..." said the now frightened UPS guy.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:09 pm
Jiraiya had settled comfortably at a bar-stool. He would have wished Naruto happy birthday when he came in, but he could see he was... pre-occupied with that Inuzuka kid. He could tell it wasn't a good time to interupt.
He surveyed the rest of the party hopefully. He could see some particularly enticing bodies in the room, of course he knew some of the young ladies invited... but still no sign of the younger of the Uchiha pretty-boys. He smiled inwardly as he remembered that the younger was a pretty cheap drunk and he was sure to come. The night was still young.
...So he sat eyeballing Uchiha Itachi and wondering why there was a UPS guy at the other end of the bar talking to a box.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:47 pm
(( ATTENTION EVERYONE! DUE TO A SHORTAGE IN CHARACTERS, I WILL TAKE BACK THE ONE CHARACTER RULE. SO IF YOU WANT ANOTHER ROLE, PM ME FOR IT, IF ITS NOT TAKEN. THANK YOU. ))
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:31 am
Rock Lee paced around his house wondering what he should wear to Naruto's party.
" I want to look youthfull and sexy." He said " Something new...something refreshing. Something that will make people say 'damn that fuzzy eyebrowed kid looks hot'.....but....what should I wear? "
He thought a moment, his large brows knitted in thought " Ah! I'll call someone who has awesome style and ask them."
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:39 am
Gaara's cell phone rang. His ringtone was Bella Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus ( That's a goth joke if you didn't know)
" hello?"
" Hi Gaara-kun. This is Lee."
" What do you want?"
" I want to wear something sexy to Naruto's party. You're the best dressed one I know so...can you help me out?"
At that moment Gaara had another one of his wonderfull awful Ideas. " You want to look sexy huh? Well, you do exactly what I say ok?" and he told Lee exactly what he should wear.
" But Gaara Kun. I don't own any of those things."
" You know where my hotel room is? The door's unlocked so go there and you'll find all those things in my closet."
" Ok"
" And don't forget the eyeliner."
" Yosh! Thanks Gaara-kun." and he hung up.
I rule. Thought Gaara as he hung up his phone.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:50 am
A few minutes later Lee entered the bar. There was a sudden hush throughout the place as he enedred and all heads turned to look at the boy with the bowl cut hair.
Lee was a bit nervous but he walked across the bar wearing Gaara's tightest pair of black leather pants, his black knee high platform boots, and a black PVC man corset over his fishnet shirt. He was also wearing tons of eyeliner, just as Gaara instructed. He was also wearing a black spiked collar. He had a hard time fitting into Gaara's clothes since Gaara was alot smaller than him. The pants were so tight he had to wear them without underware.
He felt someone's hand on his a**, and he looked around. He was no nieve to notice Jiraiya whistling and looking away innocently. He proceed over to where Naruto and his other friends were.
" Um...Happy Birthday Naruto-Kun."
" Oh...Hi fuzzy brows." Naruto looked up to the sky and thought ' this is indeed a VERY happy birthday.' and a tear came to his eye.
Meanwhile, Gaara's third eye was survaying everything.
'You know...I never whould have thought I'd be so happy to have Lee in my pants.' he thought.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:37 am
Kiba looked Lee over and smiled. Though he looked better than normal, he still wasn't his type. "I never thought I'd see you in anything but that green suit, Lee. You look good. So, where'd you get that collar? Mine's getting warn out from being used a lot." He said as he fingered the collar around his own neck.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:49 pm
'Oh, dear gods, they're talking about collars,' thought Naruto.'Okay, crap, I can't say anything suspicious or they'll know I have a thing for bondage...Okay, make intelligent sounding comment, then attempt to change the topic.'
"Yeah, they do get worn out if you wear them too much, but I find if you get one thats really tough and water resistant, it'll last years. And its usually best if you get one with studs that...dont...fall...o-what?" he said.
Then he realised three things.
1) Everyone was staring at him,
2) In the short space of time he had been talking, he had said to much, and,
3) Kiba looked vaguly impressed.
"Crap."
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:11 pm
Shino grew agitated with his hair that refused to agree with the way he wanted it to go, and finally decided to just give up. He was already dressed, he was just so frustrated with his hair. 'God danm hair!' He sighed as his hair bounced back into place and then gave one quick look at himself, he was ok with how he looked, he was more worried what Kiba would think more than anyone else or himself thought.
He wore a black skin tight belly shirt with net sleeves, which kinda made him uncomfortable. He'd never shown so much of his skin. For his pants, well they weren't tight at all, he just couldn't fit, well that extra part of him in any. Instead he wore Tripp pants he'd had for quite some time and were worn out at the bottom edges, chains crossed over the front and back of him. With the weight of the chains, it set on his hips just right showing part of his V line. Underneath his Tripp pants he wore knee legnth zip up boots that were studded over the top of the toes. And for the first time, he was going to go without his sunglasses, letting his dark brown eyes see the real color of the world. When he finally decided even gawking at himself was enough, he headed out the door being heard all down the street. And as late as it was getting, it would scare the little kids.
'What is Kiba gonna think? What if I'm not good enough...?' He sighed grinding his teeth slightly from being nervous about Kiba's opinion. 'I hope he like's me...' His thoughts were abruptly interrupted as he entered the place Naruto's Birthday Party was being held, when his eyes caught sight of Kiba. He looked away slightly trying to hide he was just gawking at the 'oh-so-rapeable-looking-Kiba' who was chuckling happily over near Naruto. Without realizing he happened to sit not too far from the older Uchiha, who happened to look not that bad either. He smirked a little seductivly and placed his chin on his hand boredly. 'Kiba looks really hot tonight.'
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:13 pm
Jiraiya was impressed, he didn't think that Lee owned ANYTHING but green unitards. He showed his appreciation with a subtle palm on the behind.
And now they had Naruto talking about collars? He grinned. He had been the one who told Naruto where to get the good gear... but that was besides the point. He decided to do him a favor and break that awkward moment. With a swagger, he got up and clapped a hand on Naruto's shoulder.
"Hey, I Almost forgot to say Happy Birthday! ... and I even got you a present this time! You want it now or-" he smirked "-Maybe later?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:05 am
" Actually Gaara let me borrow this collar." Said Lee blushing a little " All these clothes are his. They don't fit quite right but oh well."
" Hey where is Gaara anyway?" said Naruto.
At that moment a UPS guy walked over to him and said "Package for Uzumaki Naruto." and set down the gargantuan box in front of him.
Naruto opened the box to discover a huge, expertly decorated, cake inside. In red frosting it said: To Naruto, From Gaara with Love (love being represented by the love kanji).
" Wow...This is awesome. Said Naruto. But Gaara said he was going to be here."
" I'd never break a promise to you Naruto." Said Gaara as he jumped out of the cake, frosting flying everywhere. The entire restaurant stared in disbelief at the boy standing in the middle of a cake, clad in nothing save a pair of black silk briefs with little pink love kanjis on them. Gaara then, to everyone's utter amazement stripped out of the briefs and handed them to Naruto.
" I um...got these for you." He said with a slight blush. " Happy Birthday Naruto."
Naruto: redface
Kiba: eek
Lee: gonk
Jiraiya: blaugh
Itachi: question
Shino: stare
Inner Gaara: twisted ******** Yeah twisted
Shukaku: scream
UPS Guy: burning_eyes
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