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 Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:49 pm
ahem... my addition to the list:
if you cosplay at work so often that your boss dosen't even pay attention anymore.
if you wear red contacts and stick-on fangs so often people only notice something's wrong with you when you DON'T wear them.
If you've made at least one HS manga character into an action figure in sculpey clay...
..and sneakily displayed them atop your monitor at work. wink
If you've ever corrected an anderson cosplayer's brogue, and handed them a card with the website for "The Anderson Dictionary" to help them learn their character better....
...while dressed as alucard....
...and a small plushie seras safety-pinned to your shoulder.
If you can crack up your friends without saying a word by popping out a capri-sun and smirking.
If you've actually hit on someone at a convention dressed as a HS character by asking their blood type...
... and it actually works!
and last but not least:
if you find it amusing to stick your favorite characters in insane and inane situations for fun in conversations. ie: Stripper-card, because hellsing needed funds to repair the mansion. Or Girly-scout-card... "Sell your soul for a cookie, mister?" 4laugh Grandpa-walter knitting sweaters.... you get the idea.
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:13 pm
.... if you can act out the opening animation to the OA to the music, without watching the actual animation and not miss a damn thing....
... and your friends can too.
... if you know the lyrics to Logos Naki World...
... and are thinking of singing it at the next anime con talent show you go to.
... if you're picky about people titling/describing their artwork (or whatever) "Shinigami" when they're obviously meaning 'Angel of Death' not 'God of Death'. Get it right, people. Shinigami = GOD of Death, literally. It's just anglicized as 'Angel of Death'. Raar. evil
(Okay, so that might be a 'you might be a Walter fan if... sweatdrop But it can go here, right?)
... if you love the fact that your laugh sounds like Alucard's.
... if you are glad you've always liked the taste of blood. twisted
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:46 pm
You know you are a Hellsing Addict when:
-you talk about hellsing so much, your friends are dreaming about alucard. (so guilty of doing twice)
-you start wearing red clothes
-you start telling people "bite me"
-you start carying parasols and alarm clocks around.
-you go digging for opera music
-the teacher yells at you and walks away you mutter "pathetic human"
-when your in detention because the teacher heard you, imagine that teaher being shot into tiny bits.
-when your suspended for busting out laughing in detention you go to youtube and start watching Hellsing AMVs
thats all i can come up with XD
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:56 pm
If, when you hear someone say "Hey, look! Castles!" You immdiately think, "But, there's only one Cassul..." and look at them like they are from Mars... and it takes almost a minute to realize that they're talking about buildings, not weapons.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:55 am
you know you're addicted to Hellsing when:
-when you first shoot your gun you c**k it with your mouth.
-you're uneasy around tall cathlic priests.
-You sharpen your mom's dardening spades and bless them in case of an attack.
-you have the younger valentine brother's speach memorized and say it whenever you get the chance. (best speach ever)
-when you cut yourself you get the urge to lick the blood off.
-your favorite nights is when there's a red moon
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:16 am
Angel_Of_Hellfire ... if you're picky about people titling/describing their artwork (or whatever) "Shinigami" when they're obviously meaning 'Angel of Death' not 'God of Death'. Get it right, people. Shinigami = GOD of Death, literally. It's just anglicized as 'Angel of Death'. Raar. evil  ..When you (I) think of stupid things (only Hellsing..) like this on a regular basis.LOL iz mai tabbie art. :B
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:37 pm
When you dream about scenes from the hellsing anime, perfectly as if you are watching it.
AND...most of all...
If you can't get to sleep because Alucard (damn it) is stuck in your head talking NON STOP and WON'T BLOODY GET OUT AND LEAVE YOU ALONE. Then he invites Seras, Integra and Walter and they have a wonderful gab-fest at 3 am in the morning.
...That actually happened to me. I was mad at Alucard all day and everyone thought i was crazy for arguing with 'myself' stare
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:34 pm
Podkayne of Mars Angel_Of_Hellfire ... if you're picky about people titling/describing their artwork (or whatever) "Shinigami" when they're obviously meaning 'Angel of Death' not 'God of Death'. Get it right, people. Shinigami = GOD of Death, literally. It's just anglicized as 'Angel of Death'. Raar. evil
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:37 pm
Gale_Frost When you dream about scenes from the hellsing anime, perfectly as if you are watching it. AND...most of all... If you can't get to sleep because Alucard (damn it) is stuck in your head talking NON STOP and WON'T BLOODY GET OUT AND LEAVE YOU ALONE. Then he invites Seras, Integra and Walter and they have a wonderful gab-fest at 3 am in the morning....That actually happened to me. I was mad at Alucard all day and everyone thought i was crazy for arguing with 'myself' stare
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:39 pm
Angel_Of_Hellfire Gale_Frost When you dream about scenes from the hellsing anime, perfectly as if you are watching it. AND...most of all... If you can't get to sleep because Alucard (damn it) is stuck in your head talking NON STOP and WON'T BLOODY GET OUT AND LEAVE YOU ALONE. Then he invites Seras, Integra and Walter and they have a wonderful gab-fest at 3 am in the morning....That actually happened to me. I was mad at Alucard all day and everyone thought i was crazy for arguing with 'myself' stare ...So i'm not the only one ^-^ yay!! I don't remember if Walter was in my dream. hm.. Go hopleless fanatic protective fangirls *thumbs up* 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:09 pm
Gale_Frost Angel_Of_Hellfire Gale_Frost When you dream about scenes from the hellsing anime, perfectly as if you are watching it. AND...most of all... If you can't get to sleep because Alucard (damn it) is stuck in your head talking NON STOP and WON'T BLOODY GET OUT AND LEAVE YOU ALONE. Then he invites Seras, Integra and Walter and they have a wonderful gab-fest at 3 am in the morning....That actually happened to me. I was mad at Alucard all day and everyone thought i was crazy for arguing with 'myself' stare ...So i'm not the only one ^-^ yay!! I don't remember if Walter was in my dream. hm.. Go hopleless fanatic protective fangirls *thumbs up* 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:38 am
You buy that overly large Nerf pistol and begin to chase people around shouting out 'In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished to eternal damnation, Amen.'
Bonus points if you imagined the tune to 'Yakety Sax' while you were running.
And yes, I am guilty of both of these.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:37 pm
My 3 signs you're too addicted to Hellsing and must seek professional help (or a new addiction) :
3] You force yourself into situations where you will be most likely to end up encountering vampires and being turned.
2] You 'save' yourself so you can become a vampire... and are over SIXTY.
And last but not least, the number one sign...
You legally change your name to reflect your love of the Hellsing series/your favorite character.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:46 pm
Kysis Liari You know you like Hellsing too much when you are out shopping, see a pair of nice green dresspants, and yell out "THOSE ARE INTEGRA'S!!!" and then refuse to leave the store without a fitting pair. .... when you have a 5 disk changer in your car, and the only cd in there is the Hellsing soundtrack. ....when you and your friends can make an entire conversation using only quotes/inside jokes from Hellsing. ....when you see the car called an Integra on the streets, and have the urge to get your orders from it. sweatdrop (some funny jokes came from that one) OMG we totally make conversation that way!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:15 pm
~If you're most erotic fantasies contains the phrase, "Is that a tea tray on wires, or are you just happy to see me?"
Which brings us to another topic entirely -- Hellsing pick-up lines! XD
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