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 Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:13 am
Yeah, it always kinda made me laugh that Christmas was celebrated on a pagan holiday because some many Christians are like OMGZ HEATHEN PAGANS!
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:25 pm
clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] KumarKakarla *brings out the jazz hands* MAGIC! lol Lol, all the elbow grease in the world won't help a man that wide mrgreen that also depends on how wide the chimney is.. they make big chimneys nowadayz eek Not nearly big enough lol he has been working out you know xp Good, now the old man can deliver my presents faster pirate
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:30 am
[XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] KumarKakarla *brings out the jazz hands* MAGIC! lol Lol, all the elbow grease in the world won't help a man that wide mrgreen that also depends on how wide the chimney is.. they make big chimneys nowadayz eek Not nearly big enough lol he has been working out you know xp Good, now the old man can deliver my presents faster pirate you aren't such a good boy though domokun wink 3nodding xp rofl
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:45 pm
[XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] KumarKakarla *brings out the jazz hands* MAGIC! lol Lol, all the elbow grease in the world won't help a man that wide mrgreen that also depends on how wide the chimney is.. they make big chimneys nowadayz eek Not nearly big enough lol he has been working out you know xp Good, now the old man can deliver my presents faster pirate
It has come to my attention that instead of having that spare tire around your midriff, you have now been working out and lost a large amount of poundage. In light of this fact, i feel that you should be able to deliver that pony you've been promising for some time now post haste. now you can finally fit both into the house with your "magic."
So get your a** in gear. you slacker.
Love, heart
*giggles insanely* rofl I'm so easily amused
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:03 pm
rofl rofl
I wanna actually use that letter for something now!
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:08 am
haha... with that letter, i'm pretty sure you'll be ponyless xp
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:19 pm
clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop that also depends on how wide the chimney is.. they make big chimneys nowadayz eek Not nearly big enough lol he has been working out you know xp Good, now the old man can deliver my presents faster pirate you aren't such a good boy though domokun wink 3nodding xp rofl Neither are you mrgreen
Edit: I meant: You're not a good girl either mrgreen (didn't want to think I was calling you a man wink )
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:19 am
[XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop you aren't such a good boy though domokun wink 3nodding xp rofl Neither are you mrgreen
Edit: I meant: You're not a good girl either mrgreen (didn't want to think I was calling you a man wink ) silly willy xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:08 pm
sleeping_seraphim [XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop [XxGuardianDevilxX] clipclop that also depends on how wide the chimney is.. they make big chimneys nowadayz eek Not nearly big enough lol he has been working out you know xp Good, now the old man can deliver my presents faster pirate
It has come to my attention that instead of having that spare tire around your midriff, you have now been working out and lost a large amount of poundage. In light of this fact, i feel that you should be able to deliver that pony you've been promising for some time now post haste. now you can finally fit both into the house with your "magic."
So get your a** in gear. you slacker.
Love, heart
*giggles insanely* rofl I'm so easily amusedHere's the famous Johnny letter (This has a bit of swearing in it; just thought I'd warn those of you that might get offended):
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a ******** yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the ******** were you thinking, you fat son of a b***h, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole ******** year to come out with some s**t like this under the tree. As if you hadn't ******** me enough, you gave that little f*****t across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house.
Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat a** down my chimney next year. I'll ******** you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the ******** North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that ******** bike. ******** you, Santa. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you fat son-of-a-b***h!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:18 pm
Don't say I didn't warn you sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:12 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:22 am
You haven't seen that before surprised . But it's so damn famous whee .
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:35 am
merry christmas and to all a good night
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:50 pm
purple richie merry christmas and to all a good night Appreciate the kindness, but I rolleyes THINK rolleyes , you're a month early wink .
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