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 Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:05 pm
Sanguvixen sybex Shark Sanguvixen But....But....;mimics the whine of an illogical theist;
She lives in the Sun! Have humans explored the Inside of the sun yet? No they haven't! Besides, she can hide herself is she wanted too.
In any case she's magical, and can do whatever she wants. You weren't around before the universe existed! She was! She created everything we have with three blasts of light from her Golden Horn.
True believers have seen her! I have seen her! She is real!
Can you PROVE you've seen her?
Are YOU a physicist?
NO!
We have graphs, we have physicists, we have S-C-I-E-N-T-I-F-I-C EVIDENCE! You have some meaningless babble. ninja ;laughs...;
This is hilarious.
You silly person, you! Do you have evidence she isn't real? Can you disprove magic? Have you seen the center of the sun? No one has. Just becuase you can't see her doesn't mean she's not there.
You can't see wind...but you can feel it!
Until you do, what I am saying has to be true!
You can't feel, smell, taste, see, or hear this "Magical Pink Unicorn." Well, I'm sure you can, Mr. Shrooms, but...
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:07 pm
Tenth Speed Writer sybex Shark Sanguvixen But....But....;mimics the whine of an illogical theist;
She lives in the Sun! Have humans explored the Inside of the sun yet? No they haven't! Besides, she can hide herself is she wanted too.
In any case she's magical, and can do whatever she wants. You weren't around before the universe existed! She was! She created everything we have with three blasts of light from her Golden Horn.
True believers have seen her! I have seen her! She is real!
Can you PROVE you've seen her?
Are YOU a physicist?
NO!
We have graphs, we have physicists, we have S-C-I-E-N-T-I-F-I-C EVIDENCE! You have some meaningless babble. HEY. HEY. HEY. This babble is billions of years old! It wouldn't still exist if it wasn't true!
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:56 pm
sybex Shark Tenth Speed Writer sybex Shark Sanguvixen But....But....;mimics the whine of an illogical theist;
She lives in the Sun! Have humans explored the Inside of the sun yet? No they haven't! Besides, she can hide herself is she wanted too.
In any case she's magical, and can do whatever she wants. You weren't around before the universe existed! She was! She created everything we have with three blasts of light from her Golden Horn.
True believers have seen her! I have seen her! She is real!
Can you PROVE you've seen her?
Are YOU a physicist?
NO!
We have graphs, we have physicists, we have S-C-I-E-N-T-I-F-I-C EVIDENCE! You have some meaningless babble. HEY. HEY. HEY. This babble is billions of years old! It wouldn't still exist if it wasn't true! It SAYS in The Babble that some guy sat in the back of a bus for eleventy billion years talking about it! Therefore, I'm RIGHT!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:51 pm
Tenth Speed Writer sybex Shark Tenth Speed Writer sybex Shark Sanguvixen But....But....;mimics the whine of an illogical theist;
She lives in the Sun! Have humans explored the Inside of the sun yet? No they haven't! Besides, she can hide herself is she wanted too.
In any case she's magical, and can do whatever she wants. You weren't around before the universe existed! She was! She created everything we have with three blasts of light from her Golden Horn.
True believers have seen her! I have seen her! She is real!
Can you PROVE you've seen her?
Are YOU a physicist?
NO!
We have graphs, we have physicists, we have S-C-I-E-N-T-I-F-I-C EVIDENCE! You have some meaningless babble. HEY. HEY. HEY. This babble is billions of years old! It wouldn't still exist if it wasn't true! It SAYS in The Babble that some guy sat in the back of a bus for eleventy billion years talking about it! Therefore, I'm RIGHT! Hail! Preach on Brother! May the mystical pink unicorn's hooves be eternally blessed.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:15 pm
sybex Shark Sanguvixen But....But....;mimics the whine of an illogical theist;
She lives in the Sun! Have humans explored the Inside of the sun yet? No they haven't! Besides, she can hide herself is she wanted too.
In any case she's magical, and can do whatever she wants. You weren't around before the universe existed! She was! She created everything we have with three blasts of light from her Golden Horn.
True believers have seen her! I have seen her! She is real!
Can you PROVE you've seen her?
Are YOU a physicist?
NO!
We have graphs, we have physicists, we have S-C-I-E-N-T-I-F-I-C EVIDENCE! You have some meaningless babble. Your such a killjoy, just shut up lol.
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:33 pm
Tenth Speed Writer sybex Shark Tenth Speed Writer sybex Shark Sanguvixen But....But....;mimics the whine of an illogical theist;
She lives in the Sun! Have humans explored the Inside of the sun yet? No they haven't! Besides, she can hide herself is she wanted too.
In any case she's magical, and can do whatever she wants. You weren't around before the universe existed! She was! She created everything we have with three blasts of light from her Golden Horn.
True believers have seen her! I have seen her! She is real!
Can you PROVE you've seen her?
Are YOU a physicist?
NO!
We have graphs, we have physicists, we have S-C-I-E-N-T-I-F-I-C EVIDENCE! You have some meaningless babble. HEY. HEY. HEY. This babble is billions of years old! It wouldn't still exist if it wasn't true! It SAYS in The Babble that some guy sat in the back of a bus for eleventy billion years talking about it! Therefore, I'm RIGHT!
You lose.
*kills joy*
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:54 pm
sybex Shark Tenth Speed Writer sybex Shark Tenth Speed Writer sybex Shark Sanguvixen But....But....;mimics the whine of an illogical theist;
She lives in the Sun! Have humans explored the Inside of the sun yet? No they haven't! Besides, she can hide herself is she wanted too.
In any case she's magical, and can do whatever she wants. You weren't around before the universe existed! She was! She created everything we have with three blasts of light from her Golden Horn.
True believers have seen her! I have seen her! She is real!
Can you PROVE you've seen her?
Are YOU a physicist?
NO!
We have graphs, we have physicists, we have S-C-I-E-N-T-I-F-I-C EVIDENCE! You have some meaningless babble. HEY. HEY. HEY. This babble is billions of years old! It wouldn't still exist if it wasn't true! It SAYS in The Babble that some guy sat in the back of a bus for eleventy billion years talking about it! Therefore, I'm RIGHT!
You lose.
*kills joy* No! D< It's called The Babble because it will let us all travel to the BabblOn and be with Her for all eternity!
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:19 pm
Oh wow....I can't stop laughing.
It is official. Followers of the hypothetical Pink Unicorn Goddess religion follow a book called the "Babble."
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:17 pm
Look, I'm sure that the magical Pink Unicorn would be an execellent thing to teach at schools, but we mustn't forget the Cow theory.
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:28 pm
russiangal367 Look, I'm sure that the magical Pink Unicorn would be an execellent thing to teach at schools, but we mustn't forget the Cow theory. Oh, I haven't heard the Cow Theory. Do enlighten me!
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:42 pm
The cow theory is that once, there was a world made just for cows, but then the almighty Cow named Confare decided to make humans so we could woship them. but something went wrong and the cows ended up on farms but the theory is that something didn't go wrong and that cows still control the world and that we are slaves to them, and they planned out our entire history, causing all the wars, murder, etc, due to rage that we're not wrhipping them and until we return them to their rightful places of leadership, the world will still remain impure. I learned this theory when I was traveling in Colorado and I went to a short lecture on the Cow Theory.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:11 pm
*Gasp!!* Those Bovine Bastards! *hit for wit*
Anyway, that was a nice theory. I accually found it amusing, and it made me laugh. It's very, very intresting.. considering they may just be watching us >> << >> Consider the movie..Barnyard, was it? xD
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:07 pm
That's what I thought. But my aquaintence who is devoted to this thoery claims that the directors of the movie actually got their insparation from their religion.
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:29 pm
russiangal367 That's what I thought. But my aquaintence who is devoted to this thoery claims that the directors of the movie actually got their insparation from their religion. I'd like to know how that happened.
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