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Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:22 am


Lord Drago
Sometimes... when I get nervous... I like to smell my fingers! *Practically stuffs fingers up nose furiously inhaling them* Oh yeah! That's the stuff... did you know that I carve names into my chest with a knife?
No, I did not. But then, how could you know that I have a terrible habit of ripping the skin off my fingers around my nails or scratching my scalp until it bleeds? I also have a habit of taking pens now for relief from the pain in my neck, so I look like I'm a wild turkey or something.

-starts scratching her head furiously-
PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:06 pm


Wow... that's a little more deep. I need the skin on my fingers. That would get a little more uncomfortable. Mine's a little more psycological, but yours would make others gag.

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Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:09 pm


It's pretty disgusting, I know.

You know, when I rip off a layer of skin, the one underneath is pretty sensitive so I feel like I have like this super-sonic touch or something. It's wicked.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:07 pm


Can you have supersonic touch? Never thought of that. It'd be cool, like all "WHOOSSHHH!!" and "WHEEEWWWWKKKK", perhaps "SHKKWAAAAA..."

Annoying sound effects; you gotta love 'em.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:46 pm


That's a cool little story. It reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe's stories.
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:32 pm


Nice writing, totally a bedtime story for three yearolds.

But I don't get it.

What's the carnival reference?

When I get nervous, I practically just eat my hand.

I eat the skin of the palm, fingers, nails, occasionally the wrists...

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:33 pm


Rose the Homicidal Maniac
Lord Drago
Sometimes... when I get nervous... I like to smell my fingers! *Practically stuffs fingers up nose furiously inhaling them* Oh yeah! That's the stuff... did you know that I carve names into my chest with a knife?
No, I did not. But then, how could you know that I have a terrible habit of ripping the skin off my fingers around my nails or scratching my scalp until it bleeds? I also have a habit of taking pens now for relief from the pain in my neck, so I look like I'm a wild turkey or something.

-starts scratching her head furiously-


Taking pens?
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:47 pm


Don't ask. I told them to my younger aunt and uncle (Yet again, don't ask) that as a bedtime story directly off of a printed sheet. They wet the bed and couldn't sleep for a week or two. Hehe... it's awesome, thanks.

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psychzac

PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 8:22 pm


Fun storie.

and speaking of bad habbits, I curress insulatin when im bord.
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:44 pm


Not too bad. When I'm bored, I burn myself with a magnifying glass and rub my arms in broken window shards. It helps. neutral

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:39 am


Burning oneself with magnifying glasses is REALLY fun.
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:53 pm


I have a pentagram on my right wrist... or I did until the scab healed. Now it's not even a scar.

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Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:13 pm


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Rose the Homicidal Maniac
Lord Drago
Sometimes... when I get nervous... I like to smell my fingers! *Practically stuffs fingers up nose furiously inhaling them* Oh yeah! That's the stuff... did you know that I carve names into my chest with a knife?
No, I did not. But then, how could you know that I have a terrible habit of ripping the skin off my fingers around my nails or scratching my scalp until it bleeds? I also have a habit of taking pens now for relief from the pain in my neck, so I look like I'm a wild turkey or something.

-starts scratching her head furiously-


Taking pens?
Whoops, skipped over a few words there. Before I started seeing a chiropractor about my back and neck pains, I would take pens and jab my neck with the tip.

And wait... what happened Lord Drago with your aunt and uncle?

I like to bite and scratch myself until I bleed sometimes... Damn, I have issues.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:36 pm


Yummy! I love it!! The style seems to suit you quite well.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:28 pm


Rose the Homicidal Maniac
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Rose the Homicidal Maniac
Lord Drago
Sometimes... when I get nervous... I like to smell my fingers! *Practically stuffs fingers up nose furiously inhaling them* Oh yeah! That's the stuff... did you know that I carve names into my chest with a knife?
No, I did not. But then, how could you know that I have a terrible habit of ripping the skin off my fingers around my nails or scratching my scalp until it bleeds? I also have a habit of taking pens now for relief from the pain in my neck, so I look like I'm a wild turkey or something.

-starts scratching her head furiously-


Taking pens?
Whoops, skipped over a few words there. Before I started seeing a chiropractor about my back and neck pains, I would take pens and jab my neck with the tip.

And wait... what happened Lord Drago with your aunt and uncle?

I like to bite and scratch myself until I bleed sometimes... Damn, I have issues.
My grandmother re-married. XP And now I have these annoying little snots as my aunt and uncle. After reading them a print version of your story, they wet themselves that night. rofl Of course, I had to credit the story to Rose the Homicidal Maniac.
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