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 Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:29 pm
Tobi: Can I join Akatsuki?
Zetsu: No.
Tobi: Can I join Akatsuki?
Zetsu: No.
Tobi: Can I join Akatsuki?
Zetsu: No.
Tobi: Can I join Akatsuki?
Zetsu: No.
Tobi: Can I join Akatsuki?
Zetsu: No.
Tobi: Can I join Akatsuki?
Zetsu: No.
Tobi: Can I join Akatsuki?
Zetsu: Yes yes fou can join Akatsuki, now quit bothering me!
Tobi: Yay!
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:47 pm
X-men fanboy: OMG it's like, Marrow!
Kimimaro: stressed Raaaarrrrrr!!! *stabs him*
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:50 pm
orochimaru: look'it those snack trays!
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:54 pm
Shikimaru: Umm Ino.
Ino: Hmm?
Shikimaru: Why do you always wear bandages under your clothes?
Ino: Even though we own a flower shop, my family is too poor to buy underwear.
Shikimaru: .......*twitch*
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:58 pm
lee: Gai-sensei! let's go do our early morning training!
gai: yeah...you go start...i'll be right there...
lee: yes, sir!
gai: *chomps down a mcgriddle*
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:47 am
Shikamaru: CHOUJI! -glomp-
Chouji: o.O......What the heck?!
Shikamaru: LOOKITATWHATIFOUND!!! -holds up a three pound bag of sugar-
Chouji:.It's all gone O.O
Shikamaru: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA! C'MON, LETSGOPANTYRAIDING!
Chouji: -perverted smile- Okay >=D
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:21 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:16 pm
Temari: Man, you guys... I'm so bored. I left 15 messages on Shikamaru's answering machine, but he didn't call me back. What do we do now?
Gaara: I say we go to a hot spring.
Kankuro: Are you crazy? I don't think they'd even let you in.
Gaara: But.. I wanna see some hot chicks!
Temari: ...
Kankuro: ... Er... actually... I've gotta.... go do a puppet show... at the local... library.
Temari: Second that. I'll go with you.
*Temari and Kankuro run at very high speeds*
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:05 pm
Garra: I'd do anything to see boobies, I'd even kill for them.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:08 pm
rofl s**t! Oh, s**t! These are funny!
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:09 pm
Kiba: *sniff*
Shino: Oh, Kiba. What's wrong?
Kiba: I smell like dog... TT_TT
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:19 pm
Okay. This is random. exclaim
Naruto: Hmmn... got any... fours?
Shikamaru: *has all the fours* No... Go fish.
Neji: There is such a suspicious air, here...
Naruto: I take that back. Threes? Neji?
Neji: No...
Naruto: WHAT?! WHY?!
Neji: It must be... destiny.
Shikamaru: I fold.
Naruto: AHAH! THERE ARE THE JACKS!
Neji: You must be insane.
Naruto: Not as insane as one may think.
Naruto: Don't be getting all proverbial on me. That's Shino's job.
Shino: I think, therefore I am... Oooh, is that a tiger beetle?
Shikamaru: KYAH! WHERE!?! *falls out of seat*
Shino: Oh, it was just Kisame.
Kisame: Rawr. I'm a tiger.
Naruto: O_O
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:05 pm
lol that ones funny, good one shikalee XD
sasuke: itachi...i've been waiting a long time for this...
itachi: so you've clung to the shadows... and detested me as i told you to...
sasuke: no, brother! i love you! you're the best brother in the world
itachi: ...I KNOW! I LOVE YOU SASUKE!
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:07 pm
Tsunade: Hello Shikimaru.
Shikimaru: Yeah yeah what do you want?
Tsunade: Well considering your skills I have decided to promote you.
Shikimaru: *sigh* To what?
Tsunade: Head of out crime scene investigation team.
Shikimaru: To what?!
(Cue CSI: Konoha opening)
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:43 am
LMAO!!!! rofl rofl I wish I could think up some of these but the entertainment is enough! blaugh
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