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 Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:41 pm
Diacyn was beginning to realize another fact of growing up: having Iamel draped all over him wasn't quite as annoying as it used to be. Or maybe he was just getting used to it. Either way, he laughed at Iamel's posing and and nodded his own head, forcing Iamel to move along.
"I dunno what quantum is, but Taylor just learned about it. She says it can make really wierd things happen, but only if stuff is really small... but she says stuff is quantum when she can't understand it." Nodnod. "I think it's her way of keeping her brain from exploding."
He flexed his muscles under Iamel's hands, showing off, and only wincing a little. "Yeah, I guess that's what I get for getting bigger. You're good, it doesn't hurt." Much. "Mebbe whatever part of us grows hurts the most. Because your bones hurt when you got tall."
"Love him like what, anyway?" The whole catbitch scenario was puzzling to Diacyn. "What's that supposed to mean? Isn't love just..."
What was it, anyway? Nobody had ever told him. Maybe Taylor had a book about it.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:48 pm
"Brains exploding would be bad," The woodpecker agreed, laughing and moving along with the other. It was weird, trying to walk at Diacyns pace when his own still confused him. But he did! He walked.
Fingers drummed lightly at the others muscles and Iamel grinned a little. "I think you might be right. I was sore was a little while too...but it goes away. Your insides are just adjusting to whatever we made them go through." Fingers tpered down to the inside of Diacyns elbow, exploring curiously until the others question caught his attention.
"Love him like you're supposed to love a boyfriend, I guess. He said there was different types of love. The romantic kind, he called it, where you wanted to kiss and stuff, he didn't think of catbitch. He thought of it like how he thought of a friend - like you an' me, where he just wanted to hang out. Not kiss and stuff. Which I don't GET. You can kiss friends and not wanna love them like that, right? I mean, I don't love him, I just like him, and we did that and.."
Now he was rambling, head tilting down to press his forehead against the top of Diacyns. "Nnnr. It's confusing."
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:10 pm
They must have looked ridiculous like that, ambling along like some uneven four-winged, four-legged creature that could barely walk in time with itself, but it was still fun. "Yeah. Brains exploding would suck, unless you're a zombie. And it's not your brain."
They found themselves next to the ice cream shop, and Diacyn gently disentangled himself from Iamel just enough to dig some money out of his pocket. "One- wait, two double scoop mint chocolate chips, please!" He winked at his friend as he handed over the money and took their ice cream. "Here ya go!"
Licking his own ice cream happily, he pondered Iamel's words. "Huh." Love was more confusing then he thought. "Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Couldn't you kiss someone even if they're your friend? And what's the other kind of love, anyway?" He pondered this for a minute. "Like in the movies where there's the really sappy music and dim lighting and then your Shinee hits the fast-forward button?"
Yup. He'd been sheltered, all right. "Wait... did you kiss someone?" Not in a jealous tone, just curious.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:22 pm
"It'd be the brain you're eating." Iamel agreed before hewent at his ice cream with great gusto. Diacyns words made him pause, glancing at him with his tongue buried in themind chocolate chip, head cocking to the side.
"Yeah, I guess that's what it like. Dim lighting and--" Pause, nose wrinkling up slightly, chewing at his lower lip. "Uh. Yeah."
That was the answer to the question at that. "Yeah, I kissed Xaxis. A few times. He's gotten janglie," He reminded, shoulders rising up with a little mumble. "And tallish and skinny and when we met.. yeah. We kissed."
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:29 pm
"Huh. Okay then." Diacyn really had no idea what they were talking about when it came to the "dim lighting" scenes, but he had sort of an idea. That kind of love, then. The kind where two people act like they hate each other at first and then go all weird. Still puzzling as hell, but at least he had some kind of an idea.
"Xaxis? The raven? I haven't seen him tall." Diacyn turned to look at Iamel, green ice cream smeared around his mouth. "But you like janglies, don't you?" So yeah. And those two were friends too. That made sense, why they would want to- So why was he starting to feel just a little annoyed then? Like he'd been cheated out of something?
But not really annoyed. Not enough to get Iamel upset again, and his curiosity still triumphed over jealousy. "If he's taller, he could probably reach your face better," he rationalized, grinning up at Iamel, wings fluttering just a little.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:34 pm
"I don't mind janglies. They made interesting noises." His face flushed a little bit, head ducking just a little. His wings flared slightly, slurping at his ice cream with a little hum. "It's not like we planned it or anything but people were staring at us... So I gave the little ******** something to stare at."
The woodpecker laughed, head shaking slightly one more time. "No, not really. I still had to bend over. He's taller - desn't mean he's as tall as me." He dipped down, going nose-to-nose with the owl, the ice cream still near his mouth. "I don't like people as tall as me. 'Cept kestrels. I like shorter people."
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:59 pm
Diacyn giggled and poked Iamel with his nose before licking up more ice cream. "You did what?" He looked around carefully- a few people were looking at the scene, but they hadn't made much of a show of themselves. "Not gonna have to do it again, I hope." Secretly, though, he didn't mind. Iamel was funny when he was being aggressive.
"And... I'm a shorter person," he added happily. "So that's good, right? No janglies for me, though." Exept for his pocket-rat, he was dressed very plainly indeed. "I should get some janglies."
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:06 am
"Huh? Oh... we were just talking.. We were both a little giddy because we both grew and hadn't seen anyone who had grown before, so we were hugging and s**t and people just got staring. When I said something, Xaxis got all quiet and it pissed me off cause he was quiet a LOT as a kid and now he's more talkative, so I grabbed him and kissed him while giving the assholes the bird."
The Bird grinned widely, slurping at his ice cream with a hum. There was a pause though, blinking and peeking down at the other 'under' him. "Eh? Are people staring now? Are you getting insecure and quiet, Diacyn?" Fingers of his free hand moved to pull teasingly at his friends ear. "Are you sure I don't have to kiss you to make it feel all better? Mwah mwah mwah~"
He laughed, fingers still lightly tugging at Diacyns earlobe.. not enough to hurt but, he liked it. "Yes, you're shorter. And that's good. Lots of like for you. ...you want janglies? We could get you a hat. A colorful hat. Won't make noise but it'll be cool!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:12 am
"I'm not insecure!" Diacyn declared adamantly. "Or quiet! I could be louder than you if I wanted." It would be hard to out-talk the woodpecker, but he was confident in his ability. "Muah- what?" Now that was a sillly idea. Diacyn snickered into his ice cream. "You don't need to do that..." But he was laughing, making "mwah" noises back at Iamel.
"Yeah! Let's do that!" he agreed to the janglie suggestion. "I'm supposed to be buying clothes anway, not ice cream. And we don't need anything noisy. I am sneaky! Like NEENJA! Now get off my ear!" Still laughing, he reached waaaay up to grab onto one of Iamel's tangling earrings. "Ha! Got you back!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:27 am
"They say that protesting is what happens when the other person really wants it." Iamel snickered a little, laughing - then YEEIP! Dragged down by his ear, he was! The woodpecker yelped again, face to temple with Diacyn, and he laughed, leaning in closer to give the shorter boys face a hearty lick. "Mmm. Just like ice cream. MWAH."
"Well, mistah neenja. Leggo of my ear before I smash my ice cream in your face and have to lick it off." His voice was stern but he was grinning, wriggling and gnawing at his ice cream - Diacyns, mind. Not his own.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:48 pm
"Wh- hey- YAH!" Diacyn yelped and twisted as Iamel's tounge scraped against his face. "Eeeew! What'd you do that for! That's gross!"
NOW the other people were looking, but Diacyn had revenge on his mind. "I'll let go of your ear when you let go of MY ice cream. Ninjas never surrender!" By way of his own revenge, he drew himself up to his full hight (bringing him about to Iamel's shoulder) and took a whopping bite out of Iamel's ice cream. "There. Now we're even." He was grinning madly, ice cream smeared across his lips, as he dropped Iamel's earring. "What are you gonna do about that, huh?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:32 pm
Iame laughed a little, pushing against the twisting boy with his shoulder, hand moving to put at his forehead just vaguely. "Ninjas surrendor once they know they've lost!" He crowed, laughing harder and --
"My ice cream," He all but whimpered, wings fluttering slightly in his loss, head cocking to the side.
What was he gonna do about that, huh? One red and gold eyebrow arched and Iamel grabbed the owls hand wrapped around the cone and he pushed the ice cream cone against his best friends face. He was all but cackling.
"Ah ha! That's what."
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:40 pm
"Oho, but that was my secret plan! I WANTED to get smashed in the face with ice cream!" Diacyn crowed. Well, tried to crow. What came out was "Mfff mrrgh mf mif mah! Mrrrgh! Mf." Much less awe-inspiring.
Several seconds later, in a very impressive display of mouth-eye coordination, Diacyn had completely devoured said ice cream cone and was licking his lips. "Ha!" he gasped, a little out of breath. Having one's mouth blocked with frosty goodness will do that. "This ninja knows he has not lost!"
It would have been dramatic if he hadn't neglected the large smear of ice cream on his nose. "So what do I do to you now?...."
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:49 pm
"You loose." Iamel stuck out his tongue, leaning in and giving the owl another lick - one over the nose and the ice cream on top of it. He laughed, hopping back a step ad gnawing on his ice cream furiously.
No face smashing for HIM!
"....I dunno? What do you do to me now? Usually, people only say that in porn." The woodpecker blinked, wolfing down the rest of his ice cream with a little snoorfle.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:57 pm
"Wot's porn?" There were all kinds of new words today! Diacyn tilted his head sideways like a curious dog, still grinning from the feel of Iamel's tounge on his nose. That TICKLED! "I don't think I know about any of that. I was trying to decide on my..." dramatic pause "... revenge!"
He hopped towards Iamel, grabbing for the ice cream but missing as it vanished down the woodpecker's throat. "Drat."
"So now what? I could buy another ice cream to fight over?" That was Diacyn, always needing to have some kind of challenge.
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