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 Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:59 pm
[] The Auditor [] I don't do drugs. But I have been around people who do. Got any good stories?
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:30 pm
How about someone being so stoned they decided to talk to the police about the upside of drugs?
Thats all I got.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:08 am
lol, ah the frogger one was my fav XP
hmm
heres one, courtesy or my lovely friend sammi (cause i dont remeber enough of it XP) heart
(written in her point of view...casue i was freezing my a** off in the shed while this was happening)
Okay , So My Friend Was Laying Next To me , ******** out of His mind-- He was Laying there Talking alot , Then All the sudden He Stops for a few seconds , and then Starts Yelling About Ducks! Then All the sudden The ducks Have AK'S!
So Hes Yelling "OMG ! THERES THOUSANDS OF DUCKS FLYING AT ME! OH s**t THEY HAVE AK'S AND THEYRE SHOOTING AT ME! GIVE ME MY NES GUN!" and he Starts SHOOTING them With his NON EXISTANT shotGun , while Laying in bed. And To Distract Him , I tell Him our FRIEND is Over "THAT WAY" . He Stops For A few seconds and calms down " Hey Its _bob_!" Then All The sudden He FREAKS OUT again , and Hes like " OH s**t HE JUST GOT HIT BY _steve_" (our Other Friend), And then He calms down Again and says " Oh ITs Okay , Theres An Ambulance" and Then A pause , AND FREAK OUT AGAIN "OH s**t _steve_ IS DRIVING THEYRE SCREWED. "
(since sammi decided not to disclose names, i have entered bob and steve since those are mainstream enough....and have got to be the furthest from there real names as it gets)
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:09 pm
Once I got so dropped out that I trpped over a tree and didn't fall down til 3 feet past it, ay which point I coulndn't find the ground and ended up on top of a car. Then I just kind of grinned and hopped up and down, yelling about how close the ground was.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:34 pm
i don't so drugs.
but one time, my old friend katie did some pot. they must have slipped something else in there, because i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hallucinate from that.
anyways, she was in her room, and the floor and walls and ceiling start lighting up. so she starts freaking out. then she sees her mirror, and her pupils were getting bigger and smaller. so for who knows how long, she stood infront of the mirror, saying "dot" every time her pupils got bigger or smaller. then after her dad yelled at her to go to bed, she stopped, looked at her bed, and there was two dead monkeys. so she starts freaking out again.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:49 pm
Not really a story...
I dont do drugs...
but I a found a cigar looking thing in my brother's car once.
It scared me. =(
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:16 am
*giggle*
It could have been a pen. People have cigar-shaped pens for fun.
It could have been a crack-pipe. Your brother could be slowly killing himself under the influence of drugs.
=) Have a nice day!
Hehhe that was mean, sorry. It's not true.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:36 pm
I slipped my cat some catnip a while back.
He suddenly got all frantic, runing around, bumping into stuff.
I finally picked him up, and his eyes were really dilated xD
I've sampled a few of the drugs out there.
No hallucinations, sadly, but I had a giggle fit that lasted a good 30 minutes once.
Nowadays, I just stick to the safest and funnest white powder out there.
Sugaaaaaaar <3
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:39 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:41 pm
Eddafred I slipped my cat some catnip a while back.
He suddenly got all frantic, runing around, bumping into stuff.
I finally picked him up, and his eyes were really dilated xD
I've sampled a few of the drugs out there.
No hallucinations, sadly, but I had a giggle fit that lasted a good 30 minutes once.
Nowadays, I just stick to the safest and funnest white powder out there.
Sugaaaaaaar <3
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:21 pm
Uh. Last summer my, my bf and my roommate and our neighbor were all doing crack. Then I decided to stop, but my bf spent his part of the rent money on crack. Then we got evicted. Now nobody crack, and we're all living with our parents again.
..Ohwait. You want funny stories, don't you?
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:13 pm
OH GOD THE SCOTT STORIES.
I'll leave those to him. xd
But in the meantime, some drug stories from me... Let's see..
Oh yes, The night of Jay's movie meet!
There were quite a few too.
I was wearing my bestfriends clothes (Scott) and all I remember
is were taking a small walk (like looping around the resturaunt.. felt like a whole block to me) And all the sudden, I stop, look at my clothes and yell "holy s**t guys... Im Scott."
... I tried to strip off my clothes because I didn't want to be Scott anymore.
Oh man.. Im loaded with drug stories. >_>
I'll tell more after a couple posts... I don't really want to shove it all into one post. xd
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 6:01 pm
One of my friends used to smoke pot. He doesnt any more. Beacuse the pipe was laced with cocaine and he could have died.
Thats not funny.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:53 pm
Not at all.
Thats why if you take the risk of doing drugs, you need to fully understand how big of a risk you're truly taking.
Every time you do it, you ARE putting your life on the line.
Simple as that.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:33 pm
Was it his pipe? o__O
My #1 drug rule is ONLY with people you KNOW you can TRUST!
The closest of friends ^_^
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