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 Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:33 am
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:56 am
Sakana-sama Detta kommer fr�n en l�t ur FMA, tredje introt om jag inte minns fel. Men lika bra f�r det.
"Daiji na mono wa itsudatte na kushitekara kizukuyo"
"You only realize what is important to you after you lose it"
Det är ju som med kända konstnärer rolleyes
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:50 am
*Citerar random filmer och anime*
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of The Sith
General Grievous: The Negotiator, General Kenobi a pleasure. And young Skywalker, I would have expected someone of your reputation to have been... older.
Anakin Skywalker: General Grievous, you're shorter that I imagined.
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Yoda: Good relations with the Wookiees, I have. (Personlig favorit xd )
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Elizabeth: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.
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Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
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Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.
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Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
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Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.
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Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'
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Jack Sparrow: No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
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Town Clerk: [reading Jack's hanging notice and his crimes] ... impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow: [smiles] Oh yeah...
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Hellsing
Alexander Anderson: You monster.
Alucard: I get that a lot.
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Alexander Anderson: And now O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He grow angry, and ye perish in the way for His wrath may quickly kindle.
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Alexander Anderson: [drawing his knives] Our mission is t' punish any heretic who would deny the word of God! We will crush yer unholy body and salt th' earth w' yer dust! Amen!
Alucard: [drawing his pistol] It's time somebody put you in your place, human!
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Walter: I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.
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Slayers
Lina Inverse: Darkness beyond twilight Crimson beyond blood that flows Buried in the stream of time Is where your power grows I pledge myself to conquor All the foes who stand Before the mighty gift bestowed In my unworthy hand Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess... DRAGON SLAVE!
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Lina Inverse: Well...?
Sylvia: Um... well... you see...
Lina Inverse: "Um... well... you see..." MY a**! YOU'VE LED US RIGHT INTO A DEAD END!
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Member of the Dragon Fang gang: Who - who are you?
Gourry Gabriev: [pauses to strike a heroic pose] If I gave you my name, you'd only get it dirty.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:59 am
"If we don´t fight against the system, we are the system"
Från that´s 70´s show
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 10:33 am
Kurre: Akakakakaaakaa
Kuzco: Ah, till mig! Jag vet inte riktigt vad jag ska sagga
Kurre: Kakakakaaaakaaaakaka
Kuzco: *kastar en kotte i Kurres huve* STICK OCH BRINN, KURRE!
Hehe...Ur "Kejsarens nya stil" xd
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:01 am
Shrek 2:
[Shrek, Fiona, Fiona's Mum and Dad and Donkey are arguing at the table]
Queen: Harold!
Princess Fiona: Shrek!
Shrek: Fiona...
King: Fiona!
Princess Fiona: Mum!
Queen: Harold!
Donkey: [happily] Donkey!
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 2:55 pm
från sloganizer.net
”Mica is better than chocolate”
det ni! xd
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 3:00 pm
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 3:04 pm
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 12:55 pm
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:20 pm
Homer Simpson: You tried and you failed. And the lesson is: Never try! xp
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:27 pm
Wunju Homer Simpson: You tried and you failed. And the lesson is: Never try! xp Homer har dom bästa citaten xd ett till: "Beer is the cause of, and, sollution to all the worlds problems." Det är en personling favorit ^^
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:55 pm
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:02 pm
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:03 pm
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