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 Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:35 pm
Bova: Go pack up your stuff. Go get scalped. Good luck.
Mmm... The funny thing is that he yells at us for just saying "Bova" to him in class.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:18 pm
I post things that make me laugh... Sometimes they include inside jokes though
Sephie: So, what is she going to be for Halloween? It seems like it was something Pirate-y
Neko: She's going as a pirate.
Sephie: ... oh.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:07 pm
Matthews: They won't expect you to know exact dates, unless you have a photographic-- not pornographic-- memory.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:07 pm
Neko_girl7992 I post things that make me laugh... Sometimes they include inside jokes though Sephie: So, what is she going to be for Halloween? It seems like it was something Pirate-y Neko: She's going as a pirate. Sephie: ... oh. Who are you talking about Neko?
Anyone I would know?
xD
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:49 pm
We were discussing elasticity in Economics.
Jones: Here's another inelastic demand: condoms. On prom night.
Brian: I can wait 'til tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:41 pm
Xumbra We were discussing elasticity in Economics.
Jones: Here's another inelastic demand: condoms. On prom night.
Brian: I can wait 'til tomorrow.  Oh my. XD
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:20 am
[CaptainJacksWench] Neko_girl7992 I post things that make me laugh... Sometimes they include inside jokes though Sephie: So, what is she going to be for Halloween? It seems like it was something Pirate-y Neko: She's going as a pirate. Sephie: ... oh. Who are you talking about Neko?
Anyone I would know?
xD Hmmm... nope! Nobody you would know! 3nodding blaugh [Eww, I hate that smilie, but it's the only one that fits.]
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:12 pm
Matthews: Are those man boobs? ...that's just not right.
David: Sorry, dude.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:01 pm
Kind of a long quote, but yeah. cool
Ams: Court, where are we going? -She repeats it about 10 more times-
Sky: Sonic. =o
Ams: -Does a column right to head towards Sonic-
Court: Where are you going!?
Ams: To Sonic, you wouldn't answer me earlier.
Court: -Calls a Rear March-
Ams: If you wanted to go the longer way, you should have just said something.
Court: WE'RE NOT GOING TO SONIC!
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:49 pm
Hart: Okay... And the last example of an acid. This is the one that makes me feel awkward. I'd be sitting on the couch watching TV with my daughter, and this commercial would come on. And I'd be sitting there awkwardly glancing over at her... Anyone have a guess on what I'm talking about? It has to do with females.
-Silence-
Hart: We're talking about the pH scale... Female genitalia, infections...
A few girls: Oh! Yeast infections.
Hart: Yes. Now, to prevent all sorts of bacteria from thriving there- you know, dark and moist, they love it- it is... acidic. So, when the males go and do their thing, what happens?
Dan: ... They get... burned?
Hart: ... No... I've never heard... I've never been so scared in my life. This class... Burned... No. When the males go do their thing... with the sperm? The females are acidic to keep foreign and potentially malicious substances out, so what happens to the sperm?
Class: Ooooh.
Hart: Right. So what has to happen to the sperm? It has a base. Semen has a base in it... Oh man... Burned...
xD Bio! Probably somewhat inaccurate, but I forget.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:53 pm
Matthews: Now let's talk about women and slaves-- remember, those are two different things.
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:46 pm
Chief: Sky, when I say go grab some water, I don't mean the whole cooler!
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:08 pm
Chemistry teacher from last year-
Mr. Proctor: "If it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, walks like a duck, it must be an acid."
Class: ...
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:30 pm
We were joking around about Neko being mad at someone while in my art class.
Neko: I really don't get mad at anyone anymore, seriously.
Other kid: What? Did you find the meaning of life? Is that why you don't get mad?
Neko: No. I teach toddlers Tae Kwon do.
*Short silence*
Other kid: Yeah... that would do it!
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:42 pm
Robert: Did you major in Economics?
Jones: Yeah.
Connor: Why?
Robert: What about your minor?
Jones: Business.
Tim: Why aren't you in business?
Jones: Look at me.
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