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 Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:09 am
I would like to be something that black & white and read all over.
A Killer Panda
I would use my panda skills at the fullest. I would climb the sugar can stalks and rip the head off of any trespasers in my sugerville. No one will survive.
I would make a small cozy little bamboo hut with red walls.
Why red?
Because blood only comes in one color my friend.
I would have no need to hunt for I will also be an assassin for Senor Castro, he will pay me lots to kill people. After that we would sit under the sun laughing at my wonderful killing encounters over some cuban cigars.
We would laugh about how he killed Walt Disney when he came back to life as a robot with 8 legs and the head of Walt Disney.
We would laugh and laugh and then I would kill him with my pandaness. And then I will laugh and laugh and then pass out for no apperant reason.
I will then wake up in a tub of ice only to find that my liver has been removed and that my brain was too.
I would then colapse knowing my brain is gone in sheer defeat.
I leave my sugarville to my wonderful pet turtle, Mookie.
And that is why, I am the panda.
*nods head while smoking a pipe* mrgreen
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:52 am
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:51 pm
A wolf. Silent and strong...
Or maybe an Alaskan Huskie... Hm...
No. A wolf, mostest definately. :3.-.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 11:12 pm
Question Number Two:
What is the name of your pet slug, and what did you guys do for your slugs birthday?
@ Mocha and Douzo:
I would like for you two to do a side quest, if you are up to it of course XP
1. Find a person in the guild who shares something in common.
2. Find a person in the guild who loves chocolate.
3. Find a person in the guild who likes to dance.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 10:06 am
My pet slugs name used to be salty 3nodding I say "used to be" because unfortunately he died in a tragic accident on his birthday. Everything had started out normally, but things soon grew worse. I had made an elegant feast for a picnic of pretzels, salt pork, potato chips, lemonade, and salt.
Me, being the idiot that I am forgot about his allergies and fed him basically a bag of salt. He didn't look like he was feeling well, so I fixed him some lemonade and put him in a shoebox to rest. Well, the party lasted for a few hours, and I hadn't heard anything from Salty in awhile, so I went to go check on him. I opened the box only to find he had shriveled up to the size of a pea and died. It was a sad day, oh yes indeed.
1. Roko
2. Veli
3. Free
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 10:27 am
His name is juicy, and him and I used to be able to do this awsome trick. He crawled up my nose then back out of my mouth. It didnt feel that weird because he feels like a buger anyway. xd
READ LOOOONGER EDIT: ( xd )
Well now I want to tell a short story about juicy. The sad thing is, since juicy was so very dear to me, I never could figure out a proper name to express my ever enduring love for him. So throughout his life he remained nameless. So how did he get the name juicy you ask?
Well when I was seven years old, juicy and I ran away to join the circus. Of course our trick gave us a reputation with pleasing the crowd and we became known as the "Tunnel Of Slug" act. We traveled the world in our circus and became known world wide and then something horrid happened. While we were performing our show, juicy told me about how tired he was because he was up till 2 AM last night partying with the bearded lady and chameleon man. But of course, I told him how the show must go on. I wish I never had done that because he passed out from exhaustion while performing and never made it back out of my mouth. crying And then I finally figured out the perfect name for him as his body traveled down my esophagaus: Juicy! gonk
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:26 pm
My slugs name is Danashitelackasuposharsta and on her birthday we went on an assult mission. (Me being an assassin panda and all) Anyway we were doing great, we had killed so far 369 guards until all of a sudden a blizard occured. I though it was strange because it was on the middle of June and we were in the jungle. I put on my jacket but it only got hotter, I soon found out it wasn't snow, but salt. I quickly looked down at Danashitelackasuposharsta just to see her in a pool of goo, dying. I feel to my knees crying and her last words were "Please avenge my death"
I've never been the same. Sure the slugs com around asking for love but I just turn them down. They just remind me of Danashitelackasuposharsta too much. sad
*dabs eyes with a hankerchief*
I'll be okay....wahhahhhahahahahah!!!!!! cry
1:Seifer Hiryuu
2:WickedX
3:Mr. Mom
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 6:32 pm
ninja
You might want to folow in Douzo and Mocha's footsteps. Longer answers recieve greater rewards.
ninja
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 6:58 pm
Everyone is killing there slugs gonk
xp
@ Mom: I would like for you to do a secret mission! PM me to find out what it is! XP
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 7:02 pm
WickedX
Everyone is killing there slugs gonk
xp
I didnt do it on purpose!! gonk
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 7:04 pm
Mr. Mom WickedX
Everyone is killing there slugs gonk
xp
I didnt do it on purpose!! gonk
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 12:22 pm
Please try to only post once after I comment. I dont want the thread to be huge gonk heart
Edit: Yes, Mocha, that'd be nice ^_^ Just your last post, Mr.Mom's last post, and LiL's last post is fine. The others are okay, I just want people to reply once to my comments sweatdrop
And dont worry, Lil gonk It isnt that big of a deal *hugs* ^_^ It happens blaugh xd
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 4:15 pm
WickedX
Question Number Two:
What is the name of your pet slug, and what did you guys do for your slugs birthday?
Well I don't have a slug - and if I did - I think I'd be grossed out ;P But here's to the game! My slug would be "Auntie Naci" this is because! Salt is NaCl (Sodium Chloride) But NaCl looks like Naci And of course a slug would NOT want to be around salt - infact he would be completely against it - there for "Anti" "Anti NaCl" = "Auntie Naci" ! biggrin For my slug's birthday I would let him eat as much leaves as he wanted and maybe some honeydew mellon xd And yes - it'd be a boy - and still an Auntie biggrin He would have many zany adventures with his girlfriend: Uncle Celene - the snail biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:23 pm
Question Number 3
If you owned a business, what would your business do?
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 5:18 pm
My buisness...lets see.
Aha!!
We'll kill girl and boy scouts for you!
My ad:
"Don't you just hate it when little girl scouts and boy scouts come to your door expecting you to buy some damn cookies or popcorn? We do too. Come to us if you have a problem, we'll be happy to anialate them!"
I mean come on, yeah the cookies and popcorn are good but they cost a lot, 7$ for a small box of slim mints?!? HELL NOO! They're good but we'd rather kill you then take them. And those mini tubs of popcorn that are about 10 inches high and 8 inches wide, 15$! HELL NOO! SMACK THE HIGH PRICES OUT THEM!!
We have a package, you just have to order it! (Only 10 small monthly fees of 20 dollars!)
Our package includes 1 spear, 1 gun with amunition, 1 rocket launcher, 15 grenades and 1 knife!
But if you post now you'll get an extra package for free! You heard me, post on 10 minutes and you get an extra package free! Come on! Don't you want them gone?! mrgreen
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