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 Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:09 pm
EvilChopstix x_LoveObject_x I mean it's all, they mention that he'd wood or a puppet, and during sex it's all 'Sasori's c**k..' And I'm like, Sasori still has a p***s? Is it attached to a string? XD "Puppet p***s no Jutsu!" .... xd
Ha. That was awesome. And you win the smut fic of the week for me.
I'd be kinda pissed off if I was a guy and I lacked p***s. Sasori could probably design it (if he had one) to 'feel'. I mean, it has other purposes than pleasure. Which makes me wonder, how does he piss? Or does he even pee at all? As a puppet he'd lack the necessary organs right? The only one he kept was his heart. (Though I can't really remember if that's right, I haven't read those chapters in a while.)
Oh, and I was about to say something about that comic too. xD
Detatchable p***s....heh. There's a song called "Detachable p***s." I quoted it a long time ago in one of the subforums of this guild. My mind is now relating it to Sasori and giggling insanely.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:34 pm
Chieira EvilChopstix x_LoveObject_x I mean it's all, they mention that he'd wood or a puppet, and during sex it's all 'Sasori's c**k..' And I'm like, Sasori still has a p***s? Is it attached to a string? XD "Puppet p***s no Jutsu!" .... xd
Ha. That was awesome. And you win the smut fic of the week for me.
I'd be kinda pissed off if I was a guy and I lacked p***s. Sasori could probably design it (if he had one) to 'feel'. I mean, it has other purposes than pleasure. Which makes me wonder, how does he piss? Or does he even pee at all? As a puppet he'd lack the necessary organs right? The only one he kept was his heart. (Though I can't really remember if that's right, I haven't read those chapters in a while.)
Oh, and I was about to say something about that comic too. xD
Detatchable p***s....heh. There's a song called "Detachable p***s." I quoted it a long time ago in one of the subforums of this guild. My mind is now relating it to Sasori and giggling insanely. Yea, I was thinking about that too. xD
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:40 pm
Chieira EvilChopstix x_LoveObject_x I mean it's all, they mention that he'd wood or a puppet, and during sex it's all 'Sasori's c**k..' And I'm like, Sasori still has a p***s? Is it attached to a string? XD "Puppet p***s no Jutsu!" .... xd
Ha. That was awesome. And you win the smut fic of the week for me.
I'd be kinda pissed off if I was a guy and I lacked p***s. Sasori could probably design it (if he had one) to 'feel'. I mean, it has other purposes than pleasure. Which makes me wonder, how does he piss? Or does he even pee at all? As a puppet he'd lack the necessary organs right? The only one he kept was his heart. (Though I can't really remember if that's right, I haven't read those chapters in a while.)
Oh, and I was about to say something about that comic too. xD
Detatchable p***s....heh. There's a song called "Detachable p***s." I quoted it a long time ago in one of the subforums of this guild. My mind is now relating it to Sasori and giggling insanely. omfg rofl Yeah, the only human organ he has is his heart. He has that hook and rope thingy in his stomach, and his chest is shown to be empty and all. OK OK HE CAN HAVE A ******** p***s! XD That wasn't my poooiinnntt! How did this conversation digress? People make him EAT and talk about pain in ways he -wouldn't- have! The man got broken into a hundred pieces, then reatached himself without a hitch. See my point now? p***s or not. crying
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:06 am
x_LoveObject_x OK OK HE CAN HAVE A ******** p***s! XD That wasn't my poooiinnntt! How did this conversation digress? People make him EAT and talk about pain in ways he -wouldn't- have! The man got broken into a hundred pieces, then reatached himself without a hitch. See my point now? p***s or not. crying Just goes to show, the memebers of this guild can turn almost any conversation to p***s talk. I understand what you mean. Pain isn't a likely thing.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:24 am
ShadowedMoonlight xd Just goes to show, the memebers of this guild can turn almost any conversation to p***s talk. ...OMG. I rabidly want to quote that on the main page of the guild now. heart
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:28 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:47 pm
I cant believe a conversation is going on about Sasori's p***s. xDDD
-Loves you guys-
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:02 pm
*didn't read the beginning of the conversation*
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Wow. I think I came in at the wrong time. XD
ummm....my two cents on this topic would be...
Who cares if Sasori's p***s is made of wood? Sure, Deidara would get splinters, but that mouth hand probably wouldn't have a problem getting them out.
My god, I think I just grossed myself out. Right before dinner toooo~ XDDDDD <333
like Henada said, I love you all too. XD
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:31 pm
Chieira ShadowedMoonlight xd Just goes to show, the memebers of this guild can turn almost any conversation to p***s talk. ...OMG. I rabidly want to quote that on the main page of the guild now. heart Done. Seriously though, I think I've seen somewhere on y!gallery a mini manga where Deidara asks Sasori how and why he made himself a p***s, if he er... *cough* didn't use it for bodily functions. Then Sasori went on to show him just why. XD Boom chicka bow bow... (Oh gawd, my porn music is so out dated.)
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:40 pm
TearAlchemist *didn't read the beginning of the conversation* .... Wow. I think I came in at the wrong time. XD ummm....my two cents on this topic would be... Who cares if Sasori's p***s is made of wood? Sure, Deidara would get splinters, but that mouth hand probably wouldn't have a problem getting them out. My god, I think I just grossed myself out. Right before dinner toooo~ XDDDDD <333 like Henada said, I love you all too. XD XD That's so great. Now see, I would also worry about it warping. Can't wood, even if it's been varnished, eventually have water damage? .......I will never look at one of those deck protection commercials again, without thinking of Sasori's need for a moisture proof peenor.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:42 pm
Rose Koneko XD That's so great. Now see, I would also worry about it warping. Can't wood, even if it's been varnished, eventually have water damage? .......I will never look at one of those deck protection commercials again, without thinking of Sasori's need for a moisture proof peenor. Ohh, the trials of having a wooden p***s!! You would need a lot of lube for a wooden p***s. I mean, wood can get HOT when friction is applied. So yeah... wood moisturizer would be a must o.o It is rather scary how seriously I am taking this XD Unless Sasori felt like being mean he'd have to use lots of lube, and contrary to popular fangirl belief, boys do not have self lubracating asses. o.x WHERE'S THE LUBE!?
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:42 pm
x_LoveObject_x Rose Koneko XD That's so great. Now see, I would also worry about it warping. Can't wood, even if it's been varnished, eventually have water damage? .......I will never look at one of those deck protection commercials again, without thinking of Sasori's need for a moisture proof peenor. Ohh, the trials of having a wooden p***s!! You would need a lot of lube for a wooden p***s. I mean, wood can get HOT when friction is applied. So yeah... wood moisturizer would be a must o.o It is rather scary how seriously I am taking this XD Unless Sasori felt like being mean he'd have to use lots of lube, and contrary to popular fangirl belief, boys do not have seld lubracating asses. o.x WHERE'S THE LUBE!? Maybe Sasori used something other than wood to make his p***s? Oh, the possibilities...
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:28 am
Chieira x_LoveObject_x Rose Koneko XD That's so great. Now see, I would also worry about it warping. Can't wood, even if it's been varnished, eventually have water damage? .......I will never look at one of those deck protection commercials again, without thinking of Sasori's need for a moisture proof peenor. Ohh, the trials of having a wooden p***s!! You would need a lot of lube for a wooden p***s. I mean, wood can get HOT when friction is applied. So yeah... wood moisturizer would be a must o.o It is rather scary how seriously I am taking this XD Unless Sasori felt like being mean he'd have to use lots of lube, and contrary to popular fangirl belief, boys do not have seld lubracating asses. o.x WHERE'S THE LUBE!? Maybe Sasori used something other than wood to make his p***s? Oh, the possibilities... Ok, well the point of that rant was the lube deal. I don't care if it's skin on skin, you need lube. BUT, You know, I could see him haivng some other sort of p***s. Ya know, like rubber or whatnot. He could control it with chakara? Which brings me back to my original joke... "Puppet p***s no Jutsu!"
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:42 am
....
I wonder if he had a lever for that thing...
Or an on-switch. :'D
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:42 am
x_LoveObject_x Chieira x_LoveObject_x Rose Koneko XD That's so great. Now see, I would also worry about it warping. Can't wood, even if it's been varnished, eventually have water damage? .......I will never look at one of those deck protection commercials again, without thinking of Sasori's need for a moisture proof peenor. Ohh, the trials of having a wooden p***s!! You would need a lot of lube for a wooden p***s. I mean, wood can get HOT when friction is applied. So yeah... wood moisturizer would be a must o.o It is rather scary how seriously I am taking this XD Unless Sasori felt like being mean he'd have to use lots of lube, and contrary to popular fangirl belief, boys do not have seld lubracating asses. o.x WHERE'S THE LUBE!? Maybe Sasori used something other than wood to make his p***s? Oh, the possibilities... Ok, well the point of that rant was the lube deal. I don't care if it's skin on skin, you need lube. BUT, You know, I could see him haivng some other sort of p***s. Ya know, like rubber or whatnot. He could control it with chakara? Which brings me back to my original joke... "Puppet p***s no Jutsu!" I was actually responding to the friction comment, because... XD as much as that amused me, it's a good point. So then I started thinking, "Well, he could always have made that part with something other than wood..." Which led my brain to begin wondering WHAT exactly he could use. It's a scary, scary place inside my head.
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