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-does some funky dance as if he has ants in his pants to get out of that- GAH!


But yeah... I love that sig... Have no idea who the guy on it is supposed to be, though....

Might not be a cancer, but I know it prevents some disease, I just don't remember what gonk

It is cancer, particularly testicular cancer. Too much build up of cells puts a lot of stress on the cells that are continuously producing sperm. Simply put, it gets too crowded at the party, some cell goes ballistic over the situation (sound familiar, anyone?). Somewhere in it's twisted little nucleus it decides that since it can beat them, it joins them and goes starts cloning itself like nobody's business.

This sort of build up can occur in the vas deferens (the tubes leading out). Masturbation and nocturnal emissions help clear out the dead cells.

On a more horrifying note, it's actually possible for sex cells to become cancerous. Sometimes the tumours resulting actually can have teeth, rudimentary bones, hair, and something that resembles a really basic nervous system (not in any anatomically correct arrangement). There's still some controversy about these tumours, whether they are alive or not. Now if only I could remember what it was called. Maybe it's for the best, the pictures of it aren't exactly pleasant. sweatdrop

Maybe you're just doing it wrong. My exgirlfriend once told me that I masturbated her better than she had ever masturbated herself before. It's something that takes practice, but also plenty of knowledge of biology. You can't just do what is common. You have to do what feels good. If what you are doing when you masturbate doesn't work, I'd suggest trying something different, but you have the ability to create release for yourself, and you should use it.

That, or come down to New Orleans. I'll make it memorable. wink

My recommended method: No fingering. That's silly. The v****a feels as much pleasure as the shaft of the p***s. I can rub my shaft as much as I want, and I won't do much in the way of getting myself off. As men have to stimulate the glans, women should hit the clitoris. This does not require fingering at all. I recommend placing your two fingers just above your labia, the skin right in front of your clitoris. Frot the area in a circular motion. The clitoris should become exited just as the glans will it is covered and gently stroked by the foreskin of an uncircumsized p***s.

If that doesn't work, there are two reasons why: (1) You didn't hit the right spot. (2) You have different physiological requirements. The latter being the case, I suggest you experiment as much as you can. Every human being has the capacity to masturbate properly. You just have to find out what is right for you. The best thing is once you've found out the most effective way to masturbate, you've also found the most effective way for someone to get you off during sex.

If the last part of the last sentence in the previous paragraph didn't encourage you, I'm afraid nothing will! eek

How does it happen? I cannot tell. wink

I don't know half as much about the male body as I do about the female body. Men don't have prostates. They have penes. And you smack them around until he gets off. If he doesn't get off, and even if he does, just kick him off your bed and throw him out. Hurl his pants at his face, then lock your door. Proceed to call the cops.

I'm a terrible bisexual. I'd make a much better lesbian.