|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:18 pm
Lainana Joke Number 2.
On a day trip to Darry island, a miner approached an ice-cream van. After a pit accident, he was on crutches, hat a broken arm and was wearing a neckbrace. Ordering a large cornet with chocolate sauce, the vendor asked:
"Crushed nuts?"
"No," replied the miner, "...but nearly everything else was." Haha I definently got this one. heart
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:19 pm
S T I X Lainana Joke Number one.
Cardi businessman, Guto Griffiths went on a skiing holiday in the Alps and was, unfortunately, buried by an avalanche. As the seach party scoured the area the leader calld out
"This is the Red Cross. Is there anyboby there?"
A faint voice, that of Guto Griffiths, was last heard saying "I've given already" I almost didn't get it but now I think I do. Like giving blood dright? xD
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:20 pm
Tired of having his beer pinched everytime he went to the toilet in the Non-Pol club, a member left a note by his pint saying:
"I have spit in this."
Imagine his dismay when he returned to find someone had added:
"So have I."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:23 pm
Lainana Tired of having his beer pinched everytime he went to the toilet in the Non-Pol club, a member left a note by his pint saying:
"I have spit in this."
Imagine his dismay when he returned to find someone had added:
"So have I." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:30 pm
That's one of my Favorites <333
A man came bak from the pub one night with a juicy bit of gossip: "They were saying the new milkman has slept with every women in this street except one."
"Yeah," replied his wife, unimpressed, "must be that snotty cow in number six."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:36 pm
wow... those are some good jokes... not necessarily welsh though xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:39 pm
xD
Dotty Willians was a game old bird, and when her grandson in Australia sent her a ticket to fly out, she jumped at the chance. She had never flown before and was grateful fir the attention given her by the stewardesses. Having reached the cruising height, everyone relaxed except Dotyywho obviously in some discomfort. An observant stewardess asked if she could help, and Dotty explained that she had a pain in her ears.
"That's nothing to worry about," explained the young lady, "it's caused by pressure on the eardrums. Here, have some chewing-gum. Most people find it helps."
Dotty thanked her, relaxed and slept for most of the flight.
On arrival in Sidney, was leaving the plane she passed the Stewardess who had been so helpful:
"Thank you for the chewing-gun. How do I get it out of my ears."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:43 pm
Lainana That's one of my Favorites <333
A man came bak from the pub one night with a juicy bit of gossip: "They were saying the new milkman has slept with every women in this street except one."
"Yeah," replied his wife, unimpressed, "must be that snotty cow in number six." HAHAHA and LOL at the other joke. I <3 old ladys
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:00 pm
;D I have more jokes, but I don't want to write them up ;O
I'm going to drink my Milkshake and my glass of wine and then I shall be pretty finnne.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:05 pm
Lainana ;D I have more jokes, but I don't want to write them up ;O
I'm going to drink my Milkshake and my glass of wine and then I shall be pretty finnne. -sprays footspray on foot- Have fun. biggrin
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:21 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:39 pm
Welcome n_n
I go by: OMGWTF!!!!111oneoneone im ur #1 f@n <333
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:54 pm
Xeroxer Welcome n_n
I go by: OMGWTF!!!!111oneoneone im ur #1 f@n <333
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:58 pm
Lainana I now suddenly feel like welcoming myself to the guild : D
Hikaru <3 Kaoru <3
Honey-kun is my favorite <33333
Sesshy xD <3
Autumn <3 Groceries always make me less hungry too.
Kaoru? Shannon?
o_____o <3
Oh, righto. Welcome. -glomp- :] <3
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:59 pm
Angel_Fantasy Lainana I now suddenly feel like welcoming myself to the guild : D
Hikaru <3 Kaoru <3
Honey-kun is my favorite <33333
Sesshy xD <3
Autumn <3 Groceries always make me less hungry too.
Kaoru? Shannon?
o_____o <3
Oh, righto. Welcome. -glomp- :] <3
-Clings- Yayyy. -lovelove-
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
