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AcerRedrum

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:27 pm


rofl Ok here's one.

My baby cousin Lief (Who is two.) Got my name mixed up, he thought my name was Mrs. Lissa not Melissa, and he just grew to love me so fast, I didn't know he was misprounouncing my name until he was crying one day and my aunt said "Do you want to play with Melissa?" and he gets these big eyes and goes "Mrs. Lissa!" OMG I thought that was SO CUTE. heart He did the same with my dad too, instead of "Uncle Kevin" he called him "Big Kevin." 4laugh

Here is a few of me, one day when I was three or so, my dad was playing with me out back, well the doorbell rang or something and he went up front for a minute, well he THOUGH the gate was properly closed, but then he see's something out of the corner of his eye and there I am hauling a** towards the street.

One day my dad was talking to my grandparents and I nose-dived out of my high-chair and with out missing a beat in his conversation my dad reaches over and grabs me.

When I was two I knew I couldn't color on the walls, but I also learned that the curtain covered part of the wall, well my dad see's me under the curtain and moves it and the entire space inside the curtain is just colored in.

The last one, I had a hard time learning that I was growing and kept trying to run under the table, my dad got so use to me smashing my head against that table that when he saw me coming he put his hand on the edge of the table to soften the blow.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:09 pm


Awwwwwwwwwwww!!! 4laugh

Nikolita
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Chalda

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:36 pm


Lock_Shock_Barrel
When I was two I knew I couldn't color on the walls, but I also learned that the curtain covered part of the wall, well my dad see's me under the curtain and moves it and the entire space inside the curtain is just colored in.
That one sounds like my dad when he was little. He was an army brat so they moved around a lot. Apperently one of the times as they were packing they pulled the bed away from the wall to find all of the space behind it coloured. He would crawl under the bed to do his doodling. His moether never let him forget that.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:38 am


Chalda
Lock_Shock_Barrel
When I was two I knew I couldn't color on the walls, but I also learned that the curtain covered part of the wall, well my dad see's me under the curtain and moves it and the entire space inside the curtain is just colored in.
That one sounds like my dad when he was little. He was an army brat so they moved around a lot. Apperently one of the times as they were packing they pulled the bed away from the wall to find all of the space behind it coloured. He would crawl under the bed to do his doodling. His moether never let him forget that.


hehe. My little brother did something very similar. (I love that kid.)

Yi Min


Yi Min

PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:41 am


Another little brother story..

First, let me say; I have moved away from home and am now married. My brother is ten years old and he misses me very much - we were close. We joked around and horse played alot. What can I say? I am a sucker for my lil brother!

Anyway. This is from my Mother's mouth.

-You wont believe what your brother did. He had sweat pants on after soccer practice. He had these things pulled clear up to his nipples without a shirt on!.
I asked him what the hell he was doing. He got pissed at me and said in a very serious tone and expression "Cassandra would have laughed!" and then walked away from me as if I had unjustly punished him!- (My IRL name is Cassandra, BTW.)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:03 am


So cute!

Jack's daughter (I'm his friend Mark) likes to run around Naked xp

.J.a.c.k.e.r.s.


AcerRedrum

PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:35 am


Yi Min
Chalda
Lock_Shock_Barrel
When I was two I knew I couldn't color on the walls, but I also learned that the curtain covered part of the wall, well my dad see's me under the curtain and moves it and the entire space inside the curtain is just colored in.
That one sounds like my dad when he was little. He was an army brat so they moved around a lot. Apperently one of the times as they were packing they pulled the bed away from the wall to find all of the space behind it coloured. He would crawl under the bed to do his doodling. His moether never let him forget that.


hehe. My little brother did something very similar. (I love that kid.)
Lol, well I think it showed I was a budding artist, I now do portraits of people. 4laugh
PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:37 am


Yi Min
Another little brother story..

First, let me say; I have moved away from home and am now married. My brother is ten years old and he misses me very much - we were close. We joked around and horse played alot. What can I say? I am a sucker for my lil brother!

Anyway. This is from my Mother's mouth.

-You wont believe what your brother did. He had sweat pants on after soccer practice. He had these things pulled clear up to his nipples without a shirt on!.
I asked him what the hell he was doing. He got pissed at me and said in a very serious tone and expression "Cassandra would have laughed!" and then walked away from me as if I had unjustly punished him!- (My IRL name is Cassandra, BTW.)

Lol.

AcerRedrum


Yi Min

PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:13 pm


Lock_Shock_Barrel
Yi Min
Chalda
Lock_Shock_Barrel
When I was two I knew I couldn't color on the walls, but I also learned that the curtain covered part of the wall, well my dad see's me under the curtain and moves it and the entire space inside the curtain is just colored in.
That one sounds like my dad when he was little. He was an army brat so they moved around a lot. Apperently one of the times as they were packing they pulled the bed away from the wall to find all of the space behind it coloured. He would crawl under the bed to do his doodling. His moether never let him forget that.


hehe. My little brother did something very similar. (I love that kid.)
Lol, well I think it showed I was a budding artist, I now do portraits of people. 4laugh


Walls are the best practice! twisted
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:51 am


ok yeah one day im sitting in the living room and the phone rang, my two year old answered it and started talkin, i said, anthony give the phone to mommie, he said no mommie its the bastage dad again *it was my husbadn on the phone*

he seriosuely said bastage!

then their was one time my 1 year old called 911 and my older son grabbed the phone and said help me baby stole mah car!

the police lady showed up about 30 min later and she was laufhing because she said she gotta strange call about a kid whos baby stole a car, so i told her what happened and she died laufhing

then one time jacob was playin with a baloon from the floor, and he sat on it and it busted, anthony brought me the pieces and said mommie its broke, fix it!

then my last story

we were out in the back yard and the boys were in their kiddie pool playing, anthony ran up to me and said mommie, bath time, where soap, and i said no not bath time, its play time, and he said, mommie, then why am i playin in the water idf its playtime, and ran inside, went into the bathroom and started running the water i ran in chasing him and he said mommie mommie, i wanna bath im ewwww im ewww im ewww i said why are you eww, and he said because i playied in eww water where baby spit!

that was funneh!

pussykatdoll


Yi Min

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:36 am


rofl That's just cute.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:00 am


Ok fresh story from my little munchkin.......from this morning.

A friend of ours is staying with us till he gets a better job and his own place He found out today that he got a job that pays well. So jake is sitting on the floor and we are talking about his plan and how long he wants to save up before he moves and everything and jake looks up at us and say "shhhhh mommy no no backyarigoons watch" and he pointed at his show. (backyardigans)

and another from last week I have had a kidney infection for about 8 days and toward the begining I could move much so jake said "sit mommy" and brought me the cordless phone the remote a blanket a box of cereal and one of his teddy bears it was the sweetest thing. I felt like I had a little doctor devoted to my recovery.

wotfan


Yi Min

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:11 pm


wotfan
Ok fresh story from my little munchkin.......from this morning.

A friend of ours is staying with us till he gets a better job and his own place He found out today that he got a job that pays well. So jake is sitting on the floor and we are talking about his plan and how long he wants to save up before he moves and everything and jake looks up at us and say "shhhhh mommy no no backyarigoons watch" and he pointed at his show. (backyardigans)

and another from last week I have had a kidney infection for about 8 days and toward the begining I could move much so jake said "sit mommy" and brought me the cordless phone the remote a blanket a box of cereal and one of his teddy bears it was the sweetest thing. I felt like I had a little doctor devoted to my recovery.


Your lil' boy is so sweet!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:51 am


Yi Min
wotfan
Ok fresh story from my little munchkin.......from this morning.

A friend of ours is staying with us till he gets a better job and his own place He found out today that he got a job that pays well. So jake is sitting on the floor and we are talking about his plan and how long he wants to save up before he moves and everything and jake looks up at us and say "shhhhh mommy no no backyarigoons watch" and he pointed at his show. (backyardigans)

and another from last week I have had a kidney infection for about 8 days and toward the begining I could move much so jake said "sit mommy" and brought me the cordless phone the remote a blanket a box of cereal and one of his teddy bears it was the sweetest thing. I felt like I had a little doctor devoted to my recovery.


Your lil' boy is so sweet!
That is so adorable, it really made me smile.

AcerRedrum


Ceelio

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:06 pm


Well my first one is about my 2nd cousin who is 3 years old now but he was about 1 1/2 years old at the time. My aunt and grandmother were watching him while his mother was at work. He had toys in the room but there were some he wanted to get out of his room so he looked to my aunt and grandmother and said.
"Now you stay right there. I'll be right back" Just as they had said to him many times. I found it so funny that he was telling them what to do.

My second one is when I was about 1 I was in a stroller being pushed on a bumpy sidewalk to the right was a horse pasture...my brother claims he didn't do it purposely but my mother thinks he did. He flipped my stroller and I fell into the horse patch next to a pile of horse crap. I was crying so hard I nearly threw up and I was screaming "I DON'T WANNA SEE THE HORSIES!"
Everytime we drive by the pasture thats all anyone thinks about and it is usually always brought up.
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