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My guilty pleasure has to be beating up on martial artists with attitude.

I was training at a JKD club which I go to on and off. I turned up the other day for the first time in about 2 months and as I walked in there were a number of guys i'd never seen before.

I said hello to all the guys that knew me and put my bag down then started to put on my boxing boots as I looked up and noticed two of them were making a point of staring at me with the 'who are you and what the ******** are you doing in my gym' look. You know, the look somebody gives you when they realise you've just shagged their mum.

This always gets my blood boiling so I carried on with what i was doing and I thought 'fair play, you're both gonna get it'.

We'd went trough the motions of doing focus mitt drills etc and at the end we all sparred. Once I put my gloves on I looked over to d**k head number one and he was already walking up wanting to spar with me.

As we started you'd could tell he didn't know what he was doind because he was just head down and swinging arms I slapped him around for a bit and then he went to clinch me so i kneed him in the balls and dropped him like a sack of s**t.

When I got round to d**k head 2 you could tell he was dying to dig me for dropping his mate. He was better than his friend as he moved well as a thai boxer but he still got licks. I kicked him in the face and he then started throwing high kicks so I kicked him in the balls and he went down.

At the end of the lesson d**k head number one aproached me and gave me respect then asked me for some advice which I gave him and d**k 2 just continued to stare and started doing flash kicks to show off. I'm gonna come back next week and terriorise him.

Another time I was at a local BJJ lesson and this guy was giving it 'johnny big bollocks' I ended up head butting him by 'accident' during sparring and split his lip open.

I must have the word c**t written on my forehead because this seems to be a regular occurance.

I'm a spiteful b*****d at times but that's my guilty pleasure.

NOOOO! Not Bullshido hell! Anything but Bullshido hell!!!

...Anyway, that little b***h is getting on my nerves. I haven't had to put up with bitches in a while...I'm actually on speaking terms with the ones I see at my school so I've gotten used to people shutting the ******** up when I want them to. She's just one of those whores who's permanently PMS-ing.

Which thread?

I think this sort of applies, so I'll post it:

Working with kids who seem to think that play-fighting is cute, and then schooling the hell out of them to make a point has to be my guilty pleasure, but the kids have it coming, so I don't feel bad about it. I'm the type of instructor who will see some kids bullying some kid by playing keep away with his ball, and then force them to take a shoe off, and play keep away with it(guess that's a lesson they can't walk off). Regardless, I had one kid who kept on shrugging his shoulders at a kid trying to scare him, and then laughing at him; when I reprimanded him for this, he said, "I was just playin'!", and looked a mixture of cocky and class clownish, so I said, "Oh, okay..."...and appeared to blow it off until I flinched at him. HARD. I closed distance on him, and looked like I was about to c**k back and deck him, and he nearly went fetal and pissed on himself.....and then I said, "Oh, I was just playing", and went back to lecturing while the rest of the class was either snickering under their breath, or still bug eyed at it.

Another time, a kid was "just playing", and kept swinging at the back of a kid's head, so I brought my fist about a millimeter from the side of his head with a back knuckle while sitting at my desk, and said "Do you understand why this MIGHT be a problem now?", to which he answered, "Yes...", and stopped. I don't think I've seen him play-swing on anyone recently, and that was a year ago....

my guilty pleasure is basiclly picking fights in general. It's the sort of thing that's frowned on but I love a good scuffle.