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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:10 pm
The CrashQuote: A young girl had decided to sneak out of the house to go to a party her protective parents wouldn't allow her to go to. While she was there she hooked up with a guy she liked and they went to a local make-out spot. The guy was drinking heavily and when he got too demanding she insisted on him taking her back to the party. On the way back they crashed into another vehicle. When the girl awoke in the hospital she knew she was dying, she was told that they guy she'd been with had died in the accident and so had the couple in the other car. She begged a nurse to tell her parents that she was very sorry she'd disobeyed them, the nurse just looked at her. After the girl died another nurse asked why she hadn't said anything with the teen had asked her to give the message to her parents. The nurse said, "I didn't know what to say, the people in the other car were her parents."
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:11 pm
Scuba Sky-Diving Quote: To help put out a forest-fire helicopters sometimes scoop large containers of water out of lakes and oceans to dump on the blazes. During one such occasion a man enjoying a bit of scuba-diving was accidently scooped up and dropped into the burning trees.
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:12 pm
The ClownQuote: A teenager was babysitting her next door neighbour's children. She'd finally got them to bed and decided to watch television. She knew that there was a good film on, so she rang the parents to ask them if she could watch the Sky TV. The parents have it in their room because they don't want their children watching too much TV. The parents said that it was fine, so the teenager went upstairs into the parents' room. After a few minutes the teenager rang the parents again. This time it was to ask them if she could move the clown doll outside because she was scared of them. The parents told her to get the children, get out of the house and call the police. They didn't have a clown doll. It turned out the clown doll was a lunatic that had escaped.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:15 pm
That New Car Smell Quote: A young guy had been saving money to buy his dream car. He always looked through the newspapers to see if he could find that certain car at a reasonable price, but never could until one day. On that day he was doubting ever to find that car, but he saw in the paper a new Chevrolet Corvette for only $28,000. He rushed to the phone and called the number listed. The guy asked the owner of the car if this was real, and of course the owner said yes. The owner explained that he just bought it, but needed quick money because he lost his job. The young man rushed to his bycicle and peddled as fast as he could to where the owner said he was at. Upon arriving, he saw the owner waxing the bright yellow Corvette. The man inspected it and saw not one scratch, it was perfect. He bought the car. After several days of driving his car around town, he started to notice a very odd smell. Soon the smell was horrible and no matter what method of cleaning the man done to his beloved car, nothing would make the smell go away. He decided to take the car back and ask why the car has an oder. He arrived to this house and saw the ex-owner with a brand new vehicle. The man asked his question and the ex-owner of the Corvette said that he should have told him before he bought it, but that one day his father was driving on a road that wasn't common for having any kind of traffic. The ex-owner continued by saying that his father had a heart attack and died. The car came to a steady stop and sat there for three weeks before a local discovered the decaying body. The ex-owner said that the smell has never went away.
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