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 Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 4:32 pm
1.)Last year we had a percussionist who was so bad we had to keep shoving him off to triangle. His name was Kevin.
Half way into the year the 2nd chair clairnet quit band and the rest didn't know about it. They knew she was in school so they left her seat open. Our band teacher asks them who is sitting in that seat now that Allysa had left. One of the cairinets looks up and says, Hateskevin.
Who?
Hateskevin Playsclairinet.
Three months later Hateskevin died in a tragic Llama suicide bombing.
2.) The whole suicide llamas came from when a trombone player declared she had taken over the world, by giving everyone in band a piece of paper saying Racheal wins.
Next thing you know, me, and 3 other trombones started the Underground Llama rebellion. Now we have paradropping suicide Llamas.
3.) Being the first hour band class we decided to start everyday with "bandercise". A lot like Jazzercise without the music.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:11 pm
Ralph. Ralph is a band legend. Ralph started out as a head. Ralph supports ski goggles. Ralph was kidnapped my slave year and they held hostages. Ask for more details.
Ralphina. Ralph's now deceased girlfriend. She was ripped appart this year. I wanted to blow her up my senior year.
Band-Slave Nazi.
Closets at band camp. We've had a lot of interesting things happen involving closets...
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:17 pm
eternal-phantom 1. Number 19 in the Treasury of Scales Book 2. In the bells section in marching band (yeah.. we have a bells section... haha!) Our section leader, whenever she wanted us to be quiet, she'd go, "Bells!" and it was all short and staccato.. so whenever we're obnixious during practice, we'll look at each other and go, "BELLS!" 3. "Bass clarinets! You sound like cracker dust!" 4. We talked about Hemeolia during class one day, and I asked, "Is that is disease?" So it became a joke with me and the other bass clarinets 5. Honk it out ~ my favorite! Whoo hi^^ You forgot a couple^^ 1) horn section: BLOW HARDER!!! 2)"C'mon guys really spank that note!"
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:28 pm
we had a sub once and he's a retired band director and he's fat so when he cuts us off ((he comes to "help" us)) he jiggles. and before our Festival, he told the trumpets to play shorter and when they were playing (shorter) he turned to us first three chair Clarinets and said "did you hear it?! did you hear it?!" so now everytime another section of the band plays shorter, we say "did you hear it?! did you hear it?!" and laugh.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:54 pm
Sperm Whales
Ken is a robot.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:12 pm
1. Trumpets, I'm going to eat you if you don't shut up.
2. MY GOD, WHO'S KILLING THE CAT????
3. How many precussionists does it take to hit a base drum?
4. *tap tap tap* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Explinationf for 4.)
after every day of band camp, and every field show, we leave with the percussion section playing a song called tag.. it's very complicated... and they do 3 taps, then everyone screams for like 5 beats.. then we all just walk away.
leaves the crowds stunned.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:48 pm
The 7th graders were learning dance or something like that, so they were playing '1,2 Step' in the multi. We have band on the stage, which is behind them. The percussion section starting singing the chorus, so I turned around and said, 'If you don't shut up, I'll one two step on your face!' so now when ever someone says one, two, step, we all loose it.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 10:05 am
OH YEAH! when our director was listening to the low brass play their parts (they did well) he said oh yeah, oh yeah in a very WRONG way.^_^remember wheo?
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:49 pm
Last year at band camp, our BD was having a talk with us about our attitudes and such. We guardos were all standing together, and one of our members is black. He started randomly talking about having soul. It went something like, "I'm Itialian, my ancestors were raped by black people, I've got soul..." Rachel just stared at him, then put her arm around his shoulders and said, "I hear you my brotha." Now whenver we do something together as guard, it's cause "We've got soul..."
We've also got:
Do the thing!
Oompa loompas
Gonasyphilherpeaids
Cornucopia
And last but not least...
CHAIR RAPER!
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:09 pm
Logan...i helped with the prophecy!!
Weasolution!!!!!
mongooseolution!!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:10 am
shuki582 2)"C'mon guys really spank that note!" Homans... that makes me remember one. "Spank that accent!"
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:21 am
We have one... something to do with pirates, but seeing as how the BD's are all buddy-buddy with the upperclassmen, they won't tell us. I think it has to do with our salute though. We have to make a fist with our right hand and put it in front of the middle of our face. ((bit wordy there... )) One of the squad leaders said something about your fist being like a pirate patch, and she demonstrated by doing the salute and when she placed her fist in front of her eye she went 'Arr' like a pirate xDD the BD came over and started laughing but then said 'That is funny, but don't teach it to them that way, we have to have some respect. It is the SSB.'
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:11 am
shuki582 eternal-phantom 1. Number 19 in the Treasury of Scales Book 2. In the bells section in marching band (yeah.. we have a bells section... haha!) Our section leader, whenever she wanted us to be quiet, she'd go, "Bells!" and it was all short and staccato.. so whenever we're obnixious during practice, we'll look at each other and go, "BELLS!" 3. "Bass clarinets! You sound like cracker dust!" 4. We talked about Hemeolia during class one day, and I asked, "Is that is disease?" So it became a joke with me and the other bass clarinets 5. Honk it out ~ my favorite! Whoo hi^^ You forgot a couple^^ 1) horn section: BLOW HARDER!!! 2)"C'mon guys really spank that note!" Ahh number 19, and 24, and eventide. i hate warpup lol
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:04 pm
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:33 pm
Background: Band's loading the bus right after they arrived in New Orleans for a competition in April.
Sorry, we are having technical difficulties. Somebody chugged Little Yaroch in the tuba and we are trying to get him out.
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