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 Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:30 am
"I was Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe in my past lives! Plus I can summon a tornado to hit your town!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:34 am
I was once hit by a house in a tornado, DAMN that Dorethy!!! scream
She stole my shoes too!
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:35 am
Vertigo_Kiwi "I was Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe in my past lives! Plus I can summon a tornado to hit your town!" "Vertigo Kiwi is a psychic vampire because she sucked a post I was going to make out of my head and convinced me not to make it so that she could post it!" Similarly, "The system of magic in (name of fantasy book series here) must be real; how else would the author have come up with it?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:36 am
Marion Zimmer Bradley was my Highpriestess.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:51 am
I come from a line of Wiccans that dates back thirteen generations.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:56 am
I ran into my naked Grandma... gonk
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:13 pm
Elfin Brill I ran into my naked Grandma... gonk "She cut my...bag...and told me 'You're one of us!' No I'm not stealing my origin story from Sanders!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:21 pm
Silver Ravenwolf and Scott Cunningham are my Lord and Lady, respectively.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:29 pm
"In the name of Cthulu, (insert rest of phrase)!"
"But ma, I'm only sommoning angels, how could that possibly be bad?..."
A: "d00d, lets totally sommon baal."
B: "But...we don't really have a circle of protection..."
A: "Pish! Why would we need that?!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:30 pm
"ALL fae creatures are peaceful and helpful beings!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:38 pm
Sovereign of Darkness "ALL fae creatures are peaceful and helpful beings!" The Morrigan just gave me this wicked cool love spell.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:57 pm
~Random stranger in Occult Shop looking at Tea~ "I can see by your keychain you're a Wiccan."
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:16 pm
I am thinking of making my neopet my familiar. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:29 pm
I call to the guardians of the East- of lightening and Pikachu!
I call to the guardians of the South- of Fire and Charizard!
I call to the guardians of the West- of Water and Squertal!
I call to the guardians of the North- of Earth and ... oh ********. I can't even complete that without feeling so dirty I would spend the rest of the weekend in the shower.
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