I got some:

Playing Doom 2 co-op (yes, that Doom). I ferget the map. Friendly fire was off, yet I didnt know that. I died, respawned, and rushed back to where my brother was waiting. On the way I picked up a rocket launcher. He was laughing at me because it was a very long map and I had to run all to the way to the near end where he was. So I got pissed and decided to shoot him with a rocket.

So I'm running at full speed directly at him, his back to me, and just before I was about to fire a rocket, a wall opens up revealing a Baron of Hell, he runs backwards firing at it, directly toward me. The thing was, I had already hit the fire button, and theres a slight delay between pulling the trigger and the rocket igniting, slight, but enough. The rocket shoots right as my brother runs into me....BLAM!! I die, and because there is no friendly fire, he doesnt. And I respawn at the beginning of the map...again...My brother is laughing his a** off because all he heard was a roar, a BLAM, and a WHAAAA, all about at the same time.

Nother one:

Playing Doom 1 on a new engine called GZDoom with a mod called Knee Deep in ZDoom (re-interpretation of the original doom with more effects) with my friend in Canada. We're runnin through the hallways, both have Super Shotguns unique to the mod. And if you get hit with a full blast of a Super Shotgun, you get catapulted really, really far and fast. Team damage is off. We come upon a door, theres a couple explosive barrels around the sides, we run up to the door, it opens and a bunch of imps and such pour out. I shoot my SSG just as my friend backs into me. He gets shot toward one of the explosive barrels just as he pulls the trigger, blowing both him and the barrel up. Now that all happened in a split second, and I'm cracking up, enough to not see a modified demon rush at me and kill me.

Heres one more:

Playing a kickass game called Battlezone II. Its a wargame. A breed of Realtime Strategy and Action Shooter qualities. Done very well.

We were playing on a map called Chill against the AI with some random dudes on the net. We have pushed them back into their own base. Now keep in mind that is a fairily symetrical map. Both bases are atop a flat area next to a cliff with ramps on either side and a battlefeild in front of all that.

We're fighting against an ISDF (human, as apposed to the Scions (alien)) team, and we're also ISDF.

Im in a hovertank called a Sabre Main Battle Tank. We're all kept back on their front doorstep by a bunch of Bull Dog assault tanks (which are tracked) all perched precariously near the edge of the cliff.

We tried using mortars to blow them up, which took too long and were quickly replaced by another Assault tank.

So I decide to go all out and help my team.

I gun the throttle of my tank and steer it directly into the nearest Assault tank, sending us both toppling over the edge of the cliff. The Assault tank is upside down and Im firing for all I'm worth on the way down, destroying it. Problem was, when I landed (hovertanks have jets on the bottom which cusion falls) I didnt know that the AI sent out a wave of Rocket and Assault tanks toward our base, and I fell dead center on them.

I was destroyed within 2 seconds, ejecting to safety.

We won the match, but I nearly killed the host of the game because he was watching all of thise from right behind me before I took off.

And....Im spent...

G'night all!