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 Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:49 pm
Knight: What do witches do?
Towns person 2: They burn!!!
Knight: What also burns?
Towns person 1: More Witches!!*gets elbowed*
Towns Person 2: .....Wood?
Knight: Gooood. Now what can you do with wood.
Towns person 3: Build a bridge out of it.
Knight: Ah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Town person 3: Oh, yeah.
Knight: Tell me, what happens when you throw wood into water.
Towns Person 2: It floats, IT FLOATS! Throw her into the pond.
Knight: What also floats.
Towns person 2: Small rocks.
Towns Person 3: Gravy.
Towns Person 1: Rain.
Authur: A duck.
*everyone looks at him*
Knight: Exactly, so logically.....
Towns Person 3: So, if she weighs as much as a duck, she's made out of wood.
Knight: And there for...
Towns person 3: .... A WITCH!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:23 pm
Derik, the 'old woman' who is in actuality 37, is one of my favorites.
..."Now we see the violence inherent in the system!" xd
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Mistress DragonFlame Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:29 pm
KapKyle Mistress DragonFlame I think the Black night scene is best, or when they are in the cave and have to eat Sir. Robbins Ministrals. xd And there was much rejoicing. *yay* Thats it! That's it!! heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:34 am
Bring out your dead was my fav scene in the Holy Grail... the witch was a close second 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:33 pm
~the meaning of life~
how are you feeling to day sir
better
better?
better get a buket im going t' throw up
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:45 pm
greenbloodwolf ~the meaning of life~ how are you feeling to day sir better better? better get a buket im going t' throw up Oh, that scene was just nasty! gonk
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Mistress DragonFlame Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:28 am
Mistress DragonFlame greenbloodwolf ~the meaning of life~ how are you feeling to day sir better better? better get a buket im going t' throw up Oh, that scene was just nasty! gonk ya i feel a little bad for the cleaning lady
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:54 pm
I like the part with the prince where he's like, "But, I just want to...
SING!!!"
Good times.
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Mistress DragonFlame Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:55 pm
trombone_chica I like the part with the prince where he's like, "But, I just want to... SING!!!" Good times. No no, stop that! There will be no singing in my castle!
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:01 pm
Oh, there are so many parts that I love!
Just a few:
-The Killer Rabbit (*does the finger thingy*)
-the trojan bunny
-the french guys at the castle ("Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!" <--sorry if I butchered that, by the way, it's late)
-when they launch the cow off the top of the castle
-the black knight scene ("It's only a flesh wound!")
-And of course, the Knights of Ni !
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:00 pm
JEDII Bring out your dead was my fav scene in the Holy Grail... the witch was a close second 3nodding I also think this was the best part
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:25 am
My favorite scenes:
Killer Rabbit
Knights of Ni
The eating of Robin's minstrels
Thy Holy Hand Grenade
The monster of AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHH
That historian who got killed
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:48 pm
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:12 pm
From my head... nearly completely: *bored*
Arthur: Ho there!
*silence*
Arthur: Hello?
French soldier: 'Allo? Who ees it?
Arthur: It is I, Arthur! And these are the knights of the round table! Can you tell us who's castle this is?
French soldier: This is the fort of my master, Guy de Lombard!
Arthur: Can you please go and tell your master that we are on a sacred quest from God, and if he will provide us shelter for the night he may join us in out quest for the Holy Grail!
French soldier: Well I would, but I don't think he'll be very keen! He's already got one, you see!
Galahad: What did he say?
Arhtur: He said they already got one..
*silence for a second*
Arthur: Are you sure you've already got one?
French soldier: Oh, yes! It's very nice! *crouches for a second to talk to other soldier*
French soldier: I told 'im we already got one.
*they all snigger*
Arthur: Well, can we have a look?
French soldier: No, ofcourse not! You are English types!
Arthur: Well what are you then?
French soldier: I am French! Why else do you think I have this outrghragious accent?
Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French soldier: Mind your own buisness!
Arthur: If you will not show us the Grail we will have to take this castle by force!
French soldier: You don't frighten us you English pig dogs! Go and boil yur bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, you so-called Arthru King, you and all your silly English Knnnniggits!
*sticks out his tounge at them and makes insulting gestures*
Galahad: What an odd fellow...
Arhtur: Now look here, my good man-
French soldier: *cuts Arthur off* I dson't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food through wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a 'amster and your fatehr smelled of elderberries!
Arthur: Is there anyone else up there we could talk to?
French soldier: NO! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!
Arhtur: Now, look here! We've been more than reasonable!
French soldier: *to other Frenchies* Fethez la vache!
Other Frenchie Quoi?
Frenchie: Fechez la vache!
Other Frenchies: Ohh!
*scene shows a cow being led through the castle courtyard*
That's all I''ll be typing for now. O.o...
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:04 am
Mistress DragonFlame trombone_chica I like the part with the prince where he's like, "But, I just want to... SING!!!" Good times. No no, stop that! There will be no singing in my castle!
'father' xd
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