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One man army like my name is Carl Johnson
Back on the block like Tetris meets Compton

When I play this verbal football in never flounder
I play for halftime cuz I love DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDERS
Keep that cheese on it, lettuce and no tomato
Hop to KFC and get a side of wegded potatoes
I had heart murmurs but this ain't giving me problems
In fact I think that as of now I'm fiending for some baskin robbins
Never done b4 ice cream suicide
With every flavor of ice cream I choose to fin

Splash these rap cats and turn em to DUCKIN guys
Talking about POTATOES and only chucking FRIES
Zip up your flies man and hide your lies
Your manhood ain't legendary put aside your pride
50's rhymes were fire to me I'm surprised
This is not a study just what I surmise
Friendly observation they fail to stink up
His words could be a platinum chain they sure as hell link up
Like playing WIND RAKER might as well LINK up
People saying they THE s**t I don't care I drink up
Matter of fact I spit it out, homies call me an a**
Bowlegged femme fatals always call me IN fast

Capricious Tyrant Wrote:
Everybody screaming multies multies ******** a multi
Tryna make it dope it ends up stuck at dopey
Stupid, or otherwise hard to follow
Or like a hollow tip verses become hard to swallow
That?s why I don?t give a ******** about a syllable
Punchline don?t make me laugh it?s gonna make me feel miserable
And that?s critical to have in a battle
Without humor then it?s lame and half of it?s babble
That?s why I kinda can relate to a Jeezy
Might make me giggle even if what he said was just cheesy
A battle may just be a battle of words
But if its boring then I?ve most likely just sat on your verbs
Put me to sleep anesthesia brain comatose
Dial back on the vocab what I propose
Is the key, to upping your status to the stratus
This is music son, the vibes shouldn't be tragic
They gotta a move person thinking bout yourself
Will get you nowhere maybe stuck up on the shelf
That?s why D4Lames got it made right now
That?s why DFB is getting paid right now
That?s why LL can come back and still sell
That?s why these dude try to collab with Pharell
It?s not because these dudes are straight up lyrical geniuses
They did quite the opposite to settle some grievances
Think about it no one understands you
All you is concerned about is how many fans? two
Scared to go commercial but you gots to do it
You gotta swallow some pride to try and make it through it
Look at Nas, Jay, Pac, Big they got dance songs
So you gonna survive with nothing to dance off
While you tryna get your B-boy stance off
The industry passes you, time?s up and chance lost
But then again I forgot, ya?ll want respect
Ya?ll rather get the esteem instead of a check
Let rap not be a job just stay as a hobby
Forget about the streets lets just stay in the lobby
They ain?t gotta gyrate just keep heads bobbing
Don?t keep heads bobbing just keep heads throbbin
With information gained from the catacombs of the brain
First goes to fame the latter goes insane
My side of the story I?m in it to gain
Sue society to compensate my pain
They pay for my CD so as to lessen the debt
For having to handle they problems and sit through there s**t
Two face cowards equal one b***h
But through all of the words will you remember my pitch?
That complexity will always get you a mention
But it?s the simple things that allow your ascension

All I'm saying is that ya'll cats is gettin way to complicated. If ya'll were to try and be rappers in the same light as the greats, one has to see that first off a great many of them could have been way more wordy. But the key to lyricism is to remember that this is more than words. More than rhythms. It is about accesibilty as well. When I first started, I thought that I should quick tounged to the point of being up there with Twista. I thought should have those metaphors that were so deep it would acutally take SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH TO DISSECT EM. And that was the wrong route. Sure the intelects feel what you say. But they arent the majorty.

The COLONEL in this b***h. MICROWAVES couldn't POP me
So don't be foolish and think that your scissors can stop me

I think see why your sig has a Jay phrase
Are you a writer or biter? Think you tighter
If you played as a reciter? Hand em a lighter
Cause I spit that fire like Dhalshim from Street Fighter
You should have made this challenge more person specific
Your not the Red Sox because there curse has been lifted
You left this up to chance. Wanted fame and then I came
Meaning that you need to take the Lucky out your name

vs. Lucky Lucifer

In that pic of you in your sig, you do look like Carl Johnson from GTA. It was the first thing I noticed when I saw it.

wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance TEEZY's b***h!!! vol.1 wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance

c** at yo b***h with that fire till you got a darker~mother
Boi I got more clues than Sherlock and the Parker Brothers eek
Sky's the limit for you. Watch my lyrics get~lunar
And I'm outta of the Blue like I stopped watching Nick~Jr.

Calling what you got the summer only makes me ponder...
You words can barely ever melt this STONE COLD STUNNER
Dirty South but for the hoes I keep my d**k clean
So stop tha gay s**t for when 'gainst me you pitting

Listen, sir. What did you think you dissin, fur?
Thinking you the s**t but some how you missing turds
How is there dirt on your face I'm only spitting words
Call this dude the volleyball cause, yo, this sucka's getting served!!!

Listen that's enough for today... I'm thru
You might wanna improve cause I'm a better you than you!

vs. Grapphitty King...
diss the rapper above you

Chibi asked me to relay this message..

"WHERE THE ******** IS MY BEAT *****!!!"