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Was your band director (or one of your directors, in cases of large bands) bald?
Yes.
65%
 65%  [ 60 ]
No.
34%
 34%  [ 31 ]
Total Votes : 91


shade burns

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 10:03 am


My director is bald...the vein is never directed at my section, though.
because bass clarinets are alvays on it!!! 3nodding
PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:29 pm


None of the various band and percussion directors or staff members are bald . . . except, oh yeah, the visual director.

I was at another school for a choir competition. We were doing sight-reading in the band room, and I spotted a sign on the office door: "I'm too sexy for my hair. That's how come it isn't THERE!" blaugh

Durza the Shade


NekoJo

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:01 am


My band director is bald. It's funny, at every competition his head sweats. So he carries a special handkerchief just for his head. It's scary when he gets mad though, cuz of the multiple vein pulsations.
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:54 pm


My band director has a full head of hair, and no vain. But he's really short, buff, skinny, and does the "potty dance" whenever he gets angry. 3nodding it is really funny to watch!

BandNerdsRHott


Ikalos

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 9:45 pm


playin_bassclarinet
That's amazing. Our director's bald AND has the vein, but that's when he's mad, not just marching season. He's funny to watch conduct, because when he's mad, he starts sweating like crazy, turns red, and you can see the vein about to burst.
(ish in same band except plays Trumpet!) Yea. At our christmas concert we came to a complete stop in the middle of a song and he gave percussion the 'Death Stare'. From an angle it's hiliarious. But i'd hate to be on the recieving end of it.
PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 10:21 pm


Yep, both of my BDs are bald... and I've noticed the vein, even in my old Jr. High BDs. xD I've also noticed a crease inbetween the eyes to the left or right whenever they get really mad.

Nhorth


Angsty Shem

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:30 am


Hansuke_Mitsui
Oh Shem, you know too well of Robbinette, Durham, Slatter. (and the disposables like Bowen)

Durham's is alright.
Except for when his vein is raised at me.
stressed
Then it's like a scary second Durham that speaks in a 45-tone and says all the things that he wants to say.
"Gosh Sandy. It's a figgen octave change! C-G-C, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!"

Just wait 'til marching season, when the weather gets above 100. First drummer who smarts off, the vein'll start pulsing.
PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:06 pm


He's going bald. Ralph (the senior boys' manniquinn-mascot) has Macali's haircut.

He doesn't have a pulsing veing... but he does swear under his breath a lot. It's kinda funny. He thinks we don't know what he's saying, but half of us can read lips, so we can read what he's saying.

And he's short. Like, I'M taller than him. eek

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shade burns

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:43 pm


cant touch us....nananananana...cant touch us....
BASS CLARINETS RULE!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:15 pm


Well, we've only had female band teachers, but, we have an english teacher who, before he retired, used to teach band, and he liked to sub. Anyway, he was bald, he had the droning voice, and the pulsing vein.
Once, some guys commented to him about the fact that his shiny bald head was sunburned.
The consequences...

300 lines.
dentention for 2 weeks
and
nearly half an hour of yelling, not to mention all of the razzing from fellow students...

I laugh at them...even now, three years later...

Sagewort


[Tetris.Ninja]

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:00 pm


Number_09
Our director only has the hair at the side of his head left.

He likes to pat his head when he wants us to take something from the top. It makes the same sounds as clapping so he can clap with one hand.
PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:50 pm


It was his own fault.
He bet us that we couldn't get more than five hundred people to our concert, (Or maybe it was 250.. here was a lot, though). We got way more than we needed, and so we got to choose what would happen to him. So he went bald.

Now how many directors would do that?

[Ave Marie]


SnowPheonix

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:18 pm


A band director at my high school I'm going to next year is 'bald'. You know, it's probably because they shave their heads, not that they're goiung bald...unless they really are starting to lose hair of course.
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:11 pm


Angsty Shem
Self-explanatory topic. Seems every band member and/or former band member I talk with had the "bald band director with the pulsing vein" at one point, or another.

Was your band director (or one of your directors) bald? Did they have "the pulsing vein" during marching season?
i know two that seems like they wax their head with turtle wax.

Miss_Undastood


Sike Redwolf

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 4:55 pm


Mine is bald with no vein but I love it when he gets sunburned.....he lets you touch his head.....
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