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 Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:00 pm
((OK))
"SUCK IT!" *Puts on wig and pulls out barbed wire bat*
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:05 pm
"Aye Lad, Suck it!"
*puts on kilt*
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:06 pm
Tiepl H laughed so did the fans "MCCLOWN!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:09 pm
"Um.. I need to get under the ring to change for this one."
*Goes under the ring and comes out dressed exactly as doink, carrying a unicycle, throws it in the ring*
"Shawn, No, I'm McClown! Your boss! I like to have men kiss my a**! I persecute funny guys because I'm an unfunny clown! BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
*Gets on unicycle and starts riding around the ring*
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:12 pm
"Your turn!" HHH handed Shawn the clipboard
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:14 pm
"SUCK IT!" Triple H hit himself like crazy because Sabu liked Pain
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:17 pm
"He sucks more than I do!" Triple H made a pun because he was wearing fake vampire teeth
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:18 pm
"Heh, Oh heres one: VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:20 pm
Triple H now made the voice of mr mcMahon and was wearing a Mcmahon mask. "I VINCE MCMAHON-" he looked at the corwd "SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! I have something to say." Hunter Mcmahon looked around "I Vince Mcmahon do definetely love cocks!"
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:52 pm
"You think you know me..." just then the crowd were at their feet as "Metalingus" by Alterbridge kicked in. Edge walks out of the smoke that emits from the ramp. His music dies down as he holds a microphone, looking at the two as he stands on the ramp soaking in the cheers.
"Triple H, HBK, Im sorry to interupt your little...impersonations. But I gotta ask you...how long are you going to bore these fans half to death?!" He said. "I mean week...after week...after every single week. You deliver the same old sophomoric, generic, self indulgent actions. I mean don't get me wrong, that stuff you did was funny....about 10 years ago. I mean dudes....do you realize its not 1997 anymore? Actually come to think of it...there is something very unsettling about two grown men running around acting like teenagers....its more unsettling that two middle aged men are running around telling people to....suck it..." The crowd starts to snicker at Edge's comment.
"So, Bill and Ted, here's an idea...why don't you quit wasting time and actually wrestle a match? Thats right...I want a match with one of you two
nWo wannabes....and it should be tonight!" Edge awaited their reply.
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:52 pm
Doink stomps onto the stage and walks right in front of Edge, totally disregarding him and anything he had just said.
"Now wait one damn minute. Now, Shawn. Last time I came out here I said your impression of me was almost as bad as the Prince of Funk. You have now moved past the Prince of Funk and into new territory. Your impression sucked more than Lita in a crowded room. And Shawn, I have never made anyone kiss my a**; you are clearly ignorant enough to mistake me for Dr. Hiney back there. And HHH, you need to do something funnier than that if you want to make enough money for the baby. So, DX has been reduced to boring, unwanted promos? Tch, this is pathetic. You come on my show with the entertainment of a dead rat? I won't stand for this!"
Doink looked over at Edge, just noticing he was the.
"Hm... ok. You there, Canadian boy. Go fight them. NOW! Shoo. Off to the ring with ya. I'll be watching from right over here." 3nodding
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:17 pm
"Whoa whoa whoa hold on there dude." he said. "Now, If I wanted to, I could totally run down there and kick their asses...but the problem is, as good as I am, It would be an unfair fight. So in your infinite wisdom, I request of you to sanction a match between myself and one of these chumpstains in the ring. Whether it be The Has Been Kid...or The Shame...I won't care. Im going to proove that Degeneration X...Sucks It."
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