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 Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:43 am
Indeed. That is my story more or less.
To show you how random it can be, check the new chapter.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:46 am
I have and I shall dispute with you how much more valuable a stick is than a leaf.
Except I have no air conditioning and I must not get silly with no AC lest I spontaneously combust in the humidity. If that's even possible.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:49 am
Depends. Are you breathing the air or drinking it?
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:50 am
Drink--I mean, breathing it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:53 am
Then the chances for combusting are high.
I say that you go get some dehydrated water- Just add water!
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:54 am
Or maybe I'll just take a shower in ice cold water...Then I can drink it and shower at the same time! Yayness!
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:02 am
I could make a fortune selling dehydrated fire I bet.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:04 am
Hmmm, probably. You should try it. I'll watch for the infomercial.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:05 am
Dehydrated fire! Just add water!
IT WON'T GO OUT!
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:14 am
It might leave a funny aftertaste in the air, however. Something a bit like pancakes, but no one will be able to put their finger on it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:31 am
Another excellent reason to buy my product, call now, operators are standing by!
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:34 am
*pokes* You haven't given them a number...
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:40 am
Numbers are in the past. Use your brains! Think hard now, you can do it!
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:44 am
The majority of our viewers, unfortunately, are teen-aged layabouts who stay up past their bedtimes and drink Pepsi-Cola all night. They end up watching all the nighttime television and have now arrived at the early morning infomercials and have had caffeine crashes and can't reach the remote to change the channel.
Sad.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:47 am
If they even idly wonder about it we will take it as an order and charge then heaps of money.
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