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 Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:12 pm
The Orcs are all about brawn with no brains. Simple enough.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:51 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine The Orcs are all about brawn with no brains. Simple enough. And yet the impreial guard have yet to eliminate them.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:32 pm
1. Orks grow in pods underground and absorb nutrience from the from the ground. The fungus is wat is viable from above. 2. there is no evedence that orks are less inteligent then humans. They just have a more straight forword problem solving method, and a cruder culture. 3. Guard have not beat them yet cuz there like invinsable because fighting then makes them stronger, and killing them increases the chances of repopulating them.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:56 pm
Iron BaneWolf 1. Orks grow in pods underground and absorb nutrience from the from the ground. The fungus is wat is viable from above. 2. there is no evedence that orks are less inteligent then humans. They just have a more straight forword problem solving method, and a cruder culture. 3. Guard have not beat them yet cuz there like invinsable because fighting then makes them stronger, and killing them increases the chances of repopulating them. You do have a point there I guess.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:22 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine Iron BaneWolf 1. Orks grow in pods underground and absorb nutrience from the from the ground. The fungus is wat is viable from above. 2. there is no evedence that orks are less inteligent then humans. They just have a more straight forword problem solving method, and a cruder culture. 3. Guard have not beat them yet cuz there like invinsable because fighting then makes them stronger, and killing them increases the chances of repopulating them. You do have a point there I guess. Whats wrong with saturation bombing? the Imps have the technology.......
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:14 am
((Note: Gonna be talking Orky here, for comedy reasons and such. I can't discuss Orks on an online form without talking like one sweatdrop xp !))
All'z rite! Listen up, ya weedy gitz! Warboss Gadush Tonzateef Bigsmasha here! So sit down, shut up and i'z learn ya'z sumftin' about da Orkz, or i'z give ya'z a gud thump!! WAAAAAAGH!!
Us Orkz are da biggest, stompiest, ded 'ardest and killiest boyz around!! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz, excupt more Orkz! We'z got da choppiest Choppa'z, da shootiest Shoota'z, an' da biggest tingz dat make da biggest BOOMZ in da entiur oonivurse! Nuffin' can beat da Orkz!
Now, i'z gonna give ya'z da lowdon on da enemiez of da Orkz, an' what we boyz tink of dem! HAR HAR!
Da Oomiez (Humans): Deze little tingz gotz numba'z, i'z gotta admit, but da Orkz have MORE! Dey soft an' pinky an' fleshy! Dey'z nuffin' to us boyz!
Da Beakiez (Space Marines): Deze are da Supa Oomiez! Dey ded 'ard, dat'z fer sure! Dey alwayz give da boyz a gud fite, so we'z alwayz wantin' tae fite dem, even though da boyz stop dem propa' in da end! WAAAAAAGH!!
Da Panzee (Eldar): HAR! We'z dun kall dem panzees fer a resun! Dey'z make da Oomiez look tuff! Allz dey do is sit back and shoot tingz, an' squeel like a mangy Grot when us boyz come in tae fite dem propa! Sure, dey shootin' stingz, but we'z stop dem ded 'ard into da ground, cuz dey nuffin' to da Orkz!
Da Dark Panzee (Dark Eldar): Deze mangy blighterz are even weekur den da normal panzee'z! Deyz alwayz runnin' around, tryin' tae get away from da boyz, but weze Orks chase dem down, and stop dem into da ground, all propa-like! Dey'z darka den da normal Panzee, from what me'z heard, so me'z tinkin' dey write dat angstee powetry, or some zoggin' stuff dat da Orkz have no use for!
Da Metalboyz (Necron): Zoggin' gitz! We'z Orkz hate deze tingz! Dey shooty like da Panzee, but ded 'ard like da Beakiez! An' if weze boyz dun stop dem ded 'ard and propa' rite da first time, dey kum back fer sekundz! Annoyin' gitz, but still nuffin' to da Orkz! WAAAAAAGH!!
Da Fishboyz (Tau): Weze Orkz hate dem Fishboyz! Dey worse den da Panzee! All dey do is sit back and be shooty! Dey more panzee den da Panzee! I'z can just poke dem blighterz an' dey start screamin' like a mangry Grot, and start runnin' from da boyz! HAR! Dey'z nuffin' to da Orkz!
Da Kaosboyz (Chaos Space Marines): Deze Beakiez sure are odd! Dey oosed ta be normal Beakiez, den fer some reason dat da Orkz dun care dey got all spikey an' glowy an' angry! Dey tink dey'z da toughest in da ooniverse! HAR! Weze Ork Boyz stop dem ded 'ard!
Da Bugboyz (Tyranids): Deze tingz are nastee! Dey more slimey and smelly den us Ork Boyz! Dey also mob around like da boyz, big noomberz an' all dat zoggin' stuff, but da Orkz do it bettur! Weze squish and stomp deze tingz propa, just like what dey are: Bugz! HAR HAR!
Da Shiny Beakiez (Daemonhunters/Grey Knights): Weze dun see deze Beakiez around alot, cuz deyz alwayz messin' with da Kaosboyz! Dem shiny boyz are afraid of da Orkz, cuz weze would krush dem in dere tin kan armour!
Da Girlyboyz (Witchhunters/Sisters of Battle): Wez dun no what in da zoggin' blightin' hell deze tingz are! Deyz go around and mess with da Oomiez dat got infektud with dat glowy stuff dem Kaosboyz have. Dey like da Shiny Beakiez: Deyz afraid to fite da Orkz!
Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him*
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:58 am
Jonathan Faulkner -snip- Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him* *Fusion bombs the planet from orbit, leaving nothing on the planets surface but charred ash*
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:45 am
DarkElf27 Jonathan Faulkner -snip- Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him* *Fusion bombs the planet from orbit, leaving nothing on the planets surface but charred ash* Impudent race. They deserve to die. So technologically deprived. All of them are Mon-Keigh.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:20 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Jonathan Faulkner -snip- Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him* *Fusion bombs the planet from orbit, leaving nothing on the planets surface but charred ash* Impudent race. They deserve to die. So technologically deprived. All of them are Mon-Keigh. Deserved. past tense. I just fusion bombed the plaent to dust, remember? And by the way, bright lances have a range of 36", not 60"
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:43 pm
DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Jonathan Faulkner -snip- Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him* *Fusion bombs the planet from orbit, leaving nothing on the planets surface but charred ash* Impudent race. They deserve to die. So technologically deprived. All of them are Mon-Keigh. Deserved. past tense. I just fusion bombed the plaent to dust, remember? And by the way, bright lances have a range of 36", not 60" It says right here in my codex 60". Old codex maybe?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:49 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Jonathan Faulkner -snip- Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him* *Fusion bombs the planet from orbit, leaving nothing on the planets surface but charred ash* Impudent race. They deserve to die. So technologically deprived. All of them are Mon-Keigh. Deserved. past tense. I just fusion bombed the plaent to dust, remember? And by the way, bright lances have a range of 36", not 60" It says right here in my codex 60". Old codex maybe? Yeah. the only thing in the Eldar army with a range of 60" is a prism cannon.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:46 pm
DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Jonathan Faulkner -snip- Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him* *Fusion bombs the planet from orbit, leaving nothing on the planets surface but charred ash* Impudent race. They deserve to die. So technologically deprived. All of them are Mon-Keigh. Deserved. past tense. I just fusion bombed the plaent to dust, remember? And by the way, bright lances have a range of 36", not 60" It says right here in my codex 60". Old codex maybe? Yeah. the only thing in the Eldar army with a range of 60" is a prism cannon. Let me double check quick...Great now I've lost my Codex...
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:51 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Jonathan Faulkner -snip- Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him* *Fusion bombs the planet from orbit, leaving nothing on the planets surface but charred ash* Impudent race. They deserve to die. So technologically deprived. All of them are Mon-Keigh. Deserved. past tense. I just fusion bombed the plaent to dust, remember? And by the way, bright lances have a range of 36", not 60" It says right here in my codex 60". Old codex maybe? Yeah. the only thing in the Eldar army with a range of 60" is a prism cannon. Let me double check quick...Great now I've lost my Codex... I just checked my codex, it says 36".
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:07 am
DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Jonathan Faulkner -snip- Dere joo have it! Unde...unden...undenia....WAAAAAGHH!! Joo'z get da point! Nuffin' iz tougha' den da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! LET DA GALAXY BURN! *Stomps off into the distance chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!" with a few million Orks behind him* *Fusion bombs the planet from orbit, leaving nothing on the planets surface but charred ash* Impudent race. They deserve to die. So technologically deprived. All of them are Mon-Keigh. Deserved. past tense. I just fusion bombed the plaent to dust, remember? And by the way, bright lances have a range of 36", not 60" It says right here in my codex 60". Old codex maybe? Yeah. the only thing in the Eldar army with a range of 60" is a prism cannon. Let me double check quick...Great now I've lost my Codex... I just checked my codex, it says 36". Weird...
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:52 pm
nah lisen up ya poncy umies! i is warboss Badgertooth Irongut and i leads da biggest badest, redest, fastest ladz yous eva seen. wes speed freeks and wes got loadsa fast buggys fur da lads. we got da grots ta giv um a some red paint cos red wuns go fasta! wes also got some big umie shoota buggys we nicked offa some stupie humies wot painted um green. so wes give um a nice coat of proper orky red paint and now day go fast to. we shud ave some pictures of da lads but da stupid grot-brained mekboy as gone an broke our piktur box thingy. im gonna bash a few eads togeva and get dis zoggin new teknology sorted out so yous can all see me stompy sppedy shooty chopy lads.
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