Walking with Sephiroth in the mall and spots Tickle Me Sephiroth.
Me: Hey! Seph, look! It's you! *pokes*
Tickle Me Sephiroth: *giggle*
Sephiroth: *stares boredly*
Tickle Me Sephiroth: I am a god!
Sephiroth: *happily* Now, that's more like it! *grabs it*
Tickle Me Sephiroth: You're a slut!
Sephiroth: What the f-?!
Me: *cracks Sephiroth upside the head* What have I told you about swearing in public?
Sephiroth *rubs head and pouts* But you do it!
Me: I make the rules, baby, I can break them.
Tickle Me Sephiroth: *calls me bunch of different bad names*
Me: *grabs Tickle Me Sephiroth, tosses it on the ground and stomps on it*
Sephiroth: *grins* I love it when you're angry!
Me: *cracks upside the head* Shut up!