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 Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:58 am
Said:its a trap
Thought:its a fiesta
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:40 pm
Said: I will not simply just sit around idle watching my people suffer as you discuss this in a committee!
Thought: Though, I really don't want to move my butt out of this chair.... I could go for some bonbons as well...
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:07 pm
Mace: You are on the counsel, but we do not grant you the rank of master.
Thought: I have a baaaaaad feeling about this.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:39 pm
Said: The Power to destroy a planet is insignifigant next to the power of the force.
Thought: Why the hell do I always have to stand? I'm ******** Darth Vader! The Chosen one! the Emperor's right hand man! and I have to kiss up to these military s**t heads? this is total bullshit. These ******** just sit around all day, acting all smug and superiro and s**t. "oh look at me! Im an imperial general! I get a nice cushy chair and a uniform!" Thats it. Next guy who talks, I'm choking him. I dont care who it is, I'm choking one of these pasty armchair generals. Then we'll see who's the top dawg on this battlestation!
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:33 pm
Said: It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.
Thought: He's not dumb enough to come over here is he? (Annie jumps) Oh holly hell! swing obi swing!
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:47 pm
Palpatine: Execute order 66.
Thought: This'll teach those damn jedi, stealing my lunch when it's clearly marked "Palpatine's lunch". When they find out that their faces were written on while they were sleeping they will be all like
"Who the hell did this?" it'll be awsome.....Wait what order did I say to execute? It was order 65...right? Ok think Palpy now what did you say.....66, now what was order 66 again? Kill all the jedi. Yes it was kill all the jedi. s**t I wonder if it's too late...Yes it's definatly too late.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:23 am
Said: It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.
Thought: Hopefully he's not stupid... (anakin Jumps) And the pitcher throws (obi-wan swings) the batter hits it, and its going (first limb), going (second limb), GONE (third limb)! And the crowd goes wild! *fakes audience scream* Its all over folks, and the Jedi win the world series!
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:16 pm
Said: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thought: oh well i least i dont have to pay child support
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:27 pm
Said: You have turned her against me!
Thought: (come on people, like Anakin actually thinks)
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:20 am
Said: the repulbic shall be reorganised into the first galatic empire
Thought: i still cant beleive my first choice the united fedration of planets was allready taken
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:25 am
Said: No, there is another.
Thought: We're screwed.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:48 pm
did: *bumped head on the door*
Thought: Holy s**t, I just knocked my head on this door.........Ow.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:11 am
Said: There is another. Thought: Crap, I hope this first one works, because the only alternative is that loser Pink five.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:13 pm
Thought: Okay, here we go, this is your big moment. Say "Not if I have anything to say about it."
Says: Not if anything to say about it, I have.
Thought: Oh God DAMMIT!
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:47 pm
Said:your weapons you will not need them
Thought:hehe that will get rid of him
(luke takes his weapons)
Thought biggrin AM
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