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Jiraiya the man does not allow women to simply seduce him with their beauty. When you become great like me, women will go crazy over YOUR beauty!

probably ...dia zen go!!(probably not spelled right) you've been punked from episode 101 hehe I hate the phrase belive it so annoying are you dead yet Naruto? BELIEVE IT!!

team 7:why are u so late sensei?
kakashi: well, you see, i got caught up talking to a hot girl......
Team 7: arggghhh* funny face bit*



rofl

I heart belive it.

Kakashi: I wish not to tell you my likes or dislikes. My dreams.... I have lots of hobbies.

Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai: "Oh my god!!! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."


Quotes from Jiraiya :
- "Shut up you flat-chested b***h Tsunade!"
- " Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!"


Quotes from Gai :
- "Kakashi! Why do you always pursue such revolutionary attitudes!"
- "Dynamic entry!!!" -kicks Jiraiya-

Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you."
Naruto: "You're not interesting, I don't like you."
Kankuro: *thinking* This brat...I'm going to kill him.

Gai: "Lee!!"
Lee: "Sensei!!"
Gai: "Lee!!"
Lee: "Sensei!!" (hugs and sunset and beautiful waves)

Quotes from Sasuke :
- "There are tons of things I dislike and I don't really like anything."

Quotes from Haku :
- "By the way, I'm a boy." (my fav from Haku!)
- "To have a precious someone to protect will you become truly strong."

Quotes from Kakashi :
- "Hmm how shall I say this... My first impression is... I don't like you guys."
- "I have no desire to tell you guys about my likes and dislikes"

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life."

"[about Sasuke's new technique] You'll wet your pants. "

"Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. "

Quotes from Shikamaru :
- "How troublesome" (I used it before I even knew what anime is and I didn't even know! xd )

- "Why am I always the only one who has to fight girls?"

Quotes from Gaara :
- "I love only myself and fight only for myself."

"A soul needs a purpose to live... and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive..."

"I feel pain right here" *points to heart*

Uchiha Itachi

"You aren't even worth killing, foolish little brother."

"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."

Orochimaru

"There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you."

Uchiha Obito

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."

Yamanaka Ino

"SHIKAMARU! Beat her up with a 16 HIT COMBO!"

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!"

Neji

"I can't lose"

"I won't die so easily"

(Anything in the battle with that Kidomaru?)

(Anything about Destiny or Fate)

Dont forget:

Your a pervert, Sarutobi-sensei. - Jairiya

I love when Gai does Dynamic Entry and kicks Jairiya, that was hilarious x3

"Hm? Did you say something?"
"Sorry everyone. I got lost on the path of life."
-Kakashi

"Now go...go into the setting sun and suffer!!"
-Gai