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 Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:53 pm
Magello My mother is a rather small woman. I was a ten pound baby. In the process of being born I, shall we say, got stuck and to remove me they broke my bones. AND THE CLOUDS ROLLED BACK AND THE UNIVERSE SAID, "AARON< I HATE YOU." O.o That sucks
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:10 pm
"Rather small", as in weighing under 110 pouds right now and being able to fit into a size 0 in jeans? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:34 pm
thedenomerator "Rather small", as in weighing under 110 pouds right now and being able to fit into a size 0 in jeans? sweatdrop Deno sweety... You need to come to my house and I'll make food that will put meat on even you... and you can chase my little one around to get some physical activity... An update on my little guy.... The little dork has managed to bloodie his mouth twice in the past week or so... Tripped over a rock, bloodied and fattened his lower lip... on top of scuffing up his face on the cement (God I feellike such a bab mom looking at his little scuffed up face) but to top it off today he tripped in the ouse while chewing on an empty pop bottle and bloodied his top lip.... He worries me sometimes...
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:33 am
He is just being a boy.. We males tend to smack ourselves around using the environment. It is a clever ploy to make people think we are clumsy, then when they least expect it, we kick them Through a wall and then flip over ten building with perfect grace in victory dance..
At least that is what I do....
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:37 am
Don't worry Lynn I think all children born after 1989 are clumsy. All my cousins (especially the two year old) are extrmeme clutzes so don't worry it's not bad parenting it's the way of the universe and it shall remain this way for another 100 years. Maybe he should wear a hockey mask?
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:10 am
well the big reason it upsets me is his birthday is coming up on the 30th and now he's gonna have a bursted up lip for his bday.... Luckily it's not as noticable as it could be...
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:03 pm
I think everyone will know that you don't abuse him, his inner ear isn't developed yet. hence no balance or depth perception for that matter.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:21 pm
TJ_Jaganshi Don't worry Lynn I think all children born after 1989 are clumsy. All my cousins (especially the two year old) are extrmeme clutzes so don't worry it's not bad parenting it's the way of the universe and it shall remain this way for another 100 years. Maybe he should wear a hockey mask? Then explain why I am so clumsy. 1988... Whoohoo. Lynn, if you have foods that'll work for me, gimme. My mom might want some, too. I am not kidding about the following: My mother has had stomach problems that forced her only to be able to eat a select few foods. She ended up being underweight (she is four inches taller than I am and she was ten pounds lighter). She now has medicines that help her a lot, so she is trying to gain weight back. This means that she has increased food portions for everyone and we have big bowls of ice cream every two or three nights. So far, she has gained seven pounds. The effect on me? I lost two. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:10 pm
thedenomerator TJ_Jaganshi Don't worry Lynn I think all children born after 1989 are clumsy. All my cousins (especially the two year old) are extrmeme clutzes so don't worry it's not bad parenting it's the way of the universe and it shall remain this way for another 100 years. Maybe he should wear a hockey mask? Then explain why I am so clumsy. 1988... Whoohoo. Lynn, if you have foods that'll work for me, gimme. My mom might want some, too. I am not kidding about the following: My mother has had stomach problems that forced her only to be able to eat a select few foods. She ended up being underweight (she is four inches taller than I am and she was ten pounds lighter). She now has medicines that help her a lot, so she is trying to gain weight back. This means that she has increased food portions for everyone and we have big bowls of ice cream every two or three nights. So far, she has gained seven pounds. The effect on me? I lost two. sweatdrop She said everyone after 1989 is clumsy. Not before. My skinny little body pines for you. I eat some of the most fattening food on the planet. Ate twenty tacos once. End of my eating spree I had lost weight. Go figure.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:41 pm
Magello She said everyone after 1989 is clumsy. Not before. My point, exactly. If I was born before, why am I so clumsy? I have no excuse. And explain a girl who is two years younger and in my old dance class... Extremely graceful and probably couldn't run into a wall is she was drunk and blindfolded.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:19 pm
thedenomerator Magello She said everyone after 1989 is clumsy. Not before. My point, exactly. If I was born before, why am I so clumsy? I have no excuse. And explain a girl who is two years younger and in my old dance class... Extremely graceful and probably couldn't run into a wall is she was drunk and blindfolded. Gasp, she is a balance vampire that has stolen your natural grace and agility! TO ARMS MY COUNTRYMEN!
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:35 pm
thedenomerator Lynn, if you have foods that'll work for me, gimme. My mom might want some, too. I am not kidding about the following: My mother has had stomach problems that forced her only to be able to eat a select few foods. She ended up being underweight (she is four inches taller than I am and she was ten pounds lighter). She now has medicines that help her a lot, so she is trying to gain weight back. This means that she has increased food portions for everyone and we have big bowls of ice cream every two or three nights. So far, she has gained seven pounds. The effect on me? I lost two. sweatdrop Well what you eat larger protions of really counts for alot BUT! some ideas from me to you: Fish liver oil pills, They helped my mom gain back fat while she was working out (her bust had decreased too much for her likeing but she didn't want to stop working out). Slim fast: What? weight loss shake?? Huh? As a "meal replacement" it helps you loose wieght, as a BEVERAGE replacement I'm sure it will have the oppopsit effect. WIth all the nutrition that is in there and the callories.. if you drink it as a beverage with a meal and not a meal it is bound to add numerous empty callories to your diet. (this one is just a theory) Potatoes: You know those little old grandmas you see who have the pie in hand trying to get you to eat a slice, those wonderful round women? They know the power of potatoes... it's kinda silly but Carbs are what your body makes fat out of... so if you want your body to have make fat.. you need to give your body things to make into that fat I'll see about giving you more ideas after you respond to these suggestions...
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:12 am
I like potatoes raw, mashed, or scalloped. Those are the only ways I'll eat a lot of potatoes. Not too many options. I eat pasta and lots of bread nearly every day, so there's probably not too much room left for different carbs.
I'm not wasting my money on Slim Fast shakes. Bleh. They're not bad, but I usually drink water, and not too much of it.
It's really odd that I'd be thinking of it, but I've always wanted to get those fish oil pills. I might try that.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:21 am
I like my slender build. I just eat what I want.
My, how annoying this man is.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:55 pm
thedenomerator I like potatoes raw, mashed, or scalloped. Those are the only ways I'll eat a lot of potatoes. Not too many options. I eat pasta and lots of bread nearly every day, so there's probably not too much room left for different carbs. I'm not wasting my money on Slim Fast shakes. Bleh. They're not bad, but I usually drink water, and not too much of it. It's really odd that I'd be thinking of it, but I've always wanted to get those fish oil pills. I might try that. Kay... you could always try drinking something other than water... water has no calories... but yea... the pills aren't that expensive either... thats what's nice about them... but yea... MONKEYS
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