|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:56 pm
popped up among the daisies.
"Where'd these daisies come from?" Boris wondered aloud. He sniffed one curiously and was just about to take a bite when the giant yellow tail...
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:24 pm
NaviF00L popped up among the daisies.
"Where'd these daisies come from?" Boris wondered aloud. He sniffed one curiously and was just about to take a bite when the giant yellow tail... Began beating Boris violently round the head. "OW!" screamed Boris, and began clawing at the tail, trying to get it to stop. Robin Hood appeared, assessed the situation, and proceeded to...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:08 pm
dance. You see, last week Robin Hood was hit over the head with a large rock, by one of the Merry Men who'd had too much rum. He didn't know lately if he was an outlaw, or a ballerina, or a mime (and given the tights, any of the above could have been appropriate.) Although he had moments of lucidity, most of the time he was batshit crazy...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:15 pm
...about warm english tea, with just enough of kick in it to rouse his tongue and start his day in the most delightful way. with only five grams of artifical flavors and colors, he was sure to be drinking enough to finish off a well balanced meal whether it be brunch, dinner or just the occasional light snack. But that's not all, for only $9.99 more....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:30 pm
...he'll be entered in our drawing for a free toaster while supplies last!
Suddenly, on the other end of the universe, a bloodcurdling scream rang out! eek But who cares? On this side of the universe, the tail stopped beating Boris just long enough to applaud Robin Hood's rendition of The Nutcracker Suite.
"Simply marvelous!" cried Boris, bringing the tail's attention back to him. The giant tail wrapped itself around Boris's throat. Things aren't looking too good for our herione. Luckily, our heroine is on the other side of the universe and not a part of this story at all.
Susan, starting to feel left out, decided to take control of this situation by....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:00 pm
NaviF00L ...he'll be entered in our drawing for a free toaster while supplies last!
Suddenly, on the other end of the universe, a bloodcurdling scream rang out! eek But who cares? On this side of the universe, the tail stopped beating Boris just long enough to applaud Robin Hood's rendition of The Nutcracker Suite.
"Simply marvelous!" cried Boris, bringing the tail's attention back to him. The giant tail wrapped itself around Boris's throat. Things aren't looking too good for our herione. Luckily, our heroine is on the other side of the universe and not a part of this story at all.
Susan, starting to feel left out, decided to take control of this situation by.... ...pressing the God-Mode button! Suddenly, everyone found themselves in the great wild forests of Canada, drinking water from the streams and listening to the trees and generally communing with nature. Of course, to commune with nature, you have to be stark-naked. Some people, including Robin Hood, were not too happy about that part. So...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:22 pm
Robin Hood went on an eternal quest for a moose, which he believed could be used for tights. Of course, it didn't matter to Boris, who was almost always naked, except when the children decided to dress him up. Susan was still in God Mode, so...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:27 pm
...Robin Hood could have just asked her to get him a moose and then he wouldn't have had to go on quite such an eternal quest. Alas, it was too late.
Boris knew as cats of spades sometimes do that without Robin Hood, the giant tail would need a new distraction. Suddenly, he divised a brilliant plan! He would....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:19 pm
NaviF00L ...Robin Hood could have just asked her to get him a moose and then he wouldn't have had to go on quite such an eternal quest. Alas, it was too late.
Boris knew as cats of spades sometimes do that without Robin Hood, the giant tail would need a new distraction. Suddenly, he divised a brilliant plan! He would.... ...sing famous overtures from operattas by Offenbach. "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi," began Boris as he warmed up his voice...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:20 am
|
Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:27 pm
Suddenly, a large woman in a viking suit fell from the sky.
"Did I miss my cue?" she said.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:47 pm
Then all of a sudden a giant llama attacked the forest with it's heat ray vison. Seeing this, Susan, who was still in God-Mode decided to rescue Boris and Robin Hood from the giant llama. So Susan...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:19 pm
Simply made them disappear.
"Oh no!" wept Boris. "That was possibly the least creative thing I've ever seen..."
"Your creativity is ill!" sang Helga, the viking. "We mut go on a quest to see the creativity wizard and ask..."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:35 pm
"...for MOAR!"
"For moar?"
"FOR MOAR!"
"For moar!"
And so...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:57 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
![[Nevar]'s avatar](https://a1cdn.gaiaonline.com/dress-up/avatar/ava/f4/65/21ba4a551065f4_flip.png?t=1193911070_6.00_01)
