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Waz up guys.

Is anyone else not able to see anything beyond Ray Kage post?

I know this is a double post but....As you see in my first promo i double posted Because Gaia said it was responding...So if one of the Mods can delete it I will be Thankfull

Speking of the PROMO to TT if you post a promo or a couner because of the post about you...It was an example not a joke or anything just and example so dont post a promo for what I said ((even if you could becaus you iin IC was ******** up pretty bad in your last match))

Here's some things I found on the GWF people may like to read.




Here's another.



Well it appears that Heat was their biggest star but he left them. Also there's apparently a new league. Oh no we could be in trouble, ha.

you guys see that there is a difference to our newbies and GWF n00bs, here at BTWF our newbies put in at least a half decent effort to make their storys beleiveable, enjoyable, and big enough to satisfy our story craving huinger. GWF n00bs dont give a monkeys banana peel if there promos are easy to read, or if they are long enough, or even good quality, whihc causes them to fall, and sink lower than any onliune fed ((besides my school)) ever did before. the only reason they joined is so they can mess around with the GM, get a belt and go to the chatterbox and brag about how they are a champion in a under developed thread. another thing is, i htink heat was overrated as it is, sure he was a great wrestler who came form the bwf, but he wasnt really what i woud consider one of the "big leagues" and honestly i think if any of us transfered to GWF right now we would be exalted as a god, have the championship belt, and everyone would be copieing our gimmicks. with a few majour improvments GWF wouldnt be such a bad place. honestly i thin pohatu was just extremly desperate to give major payback to BB that he accepted any muscle bounded god moding fool who enterd the square circle.

Ours is 4-sided. Oh and UFC has an 8-sided ring (or I think that is who has it). I'll get back to this with my whole GWF analysis in a few.

GWF Analysis

Well this isn’t going to be anything close to remotely being of any kind of something that may resemble a gesture which is praise. With that being said sit back, relax, grab a soda, and listen up as I go into why things happen. Questions such as why the GWF can’t function without someone who was barely above a BTWF n00b and why can’t the GWF keep members that come in one day. If I were you I might even take notes in this one because if there is one lesson that you need to learn this summer this is it.

It is so difficult to target the problems in the GWF I’ll start with its strengths. Those include that damn near EVERYONE is accepted, it has a pretty neat website, and that if you can’t make it here you can go over there and be a S-T-A-R (“Super” Talent Among Retards). Now the problems with these are that you accept people who will more then likely never be back, you have a cool website that only a total of ten people actually use, and all you do is drag in below level losers to be your best guys. I mean look at where two of their top guys started, the undercard of the BTWF. No one acknowledged them because they were n00bs and either didn’t do acceptable quality promos or about seven to ten promos a day that NO ONE cared about. Their website is of course really neat but I don’t have time to do that around here since A. I need to do promos and matches for here, B. I need to do promos and sometimes matches for another fed (A few people know what I’m talking about but if you don’t there is no need to ask.), and C. I need to do stuff in real life (which is always a big thing during the winter since as a lot of you know I play hockey). I’m not even going into why you can’t just accept everyone because I think they can learn that on their own as we have here.

See how those strengths all have prime weaknesses, well it can only get worse. Next on my agenda is the absolute crap that goes on with promos over there. I know that not everyone has the time to write a quality promo all the time and that some people don’t really like writing promos but for some reason neither of those seem to be too apparent there since people write three short as s**t, low quality promos a day. Now I think it is a good thing that Heat is there because he doesn’t condone that kind of crap. I mean he actually puts effort into his promos there unlike the rest of the roster. Sure being a deity among losers now seems to be a damn hobby of his but at least he tries to help the place out. Now if they would have let people in that would listen then they might not be falling apart. But anyway I think we get that people having two or three line promos that don’t even have anything resembling a storyline or character development about them just isn’t any good.

So what else do we have then, plenty but I’ll start with their title belt situation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you have some mental problems or you’re just plain stupid the GWF is the place to be because they turn losers into “champions”. Now pimpin may not be easy but accomplishing the task of being a “champion” in the GWF sure as hell is. Let’s see, they have five belts and something called the “Big Dog Collar”. The problem with this is for some reason unbeknownst to me one of these belts are vacant and if you are wearing the damn dog collar you get to be a TRIPLE CHAMPION~! Now I can’t be a double champion but if I wanted that I could be a triple champion. So what exactly does this mean? Well through expert analysis we have figured out that the basis of this revolves around the ever popular “Triple rule” that states: “If you bury people and always hold a title belt your name or something about you must permanently be changed to Triple _____ (Ex: Triple H, Triple J)” So since no one usually has the same letter to begin both their first and last name this “Big Dog Collar” was made to establish the person as a “Triple Champion”. Anyway back to the real point of this and that is there is no need to have a Heavyweight Championship and an Undisputed Championship and even less of a reason to have a “Big Dog Collar”.

Now onto something that really needs fixing and that would be their booking. At almost any event they have they have some kind of big stipulation match that has no build up. The biggest reason I can see for this is that no one knows about long term booking there. Another reason for it is that no one can figure out an effective way to book people so they don’t need big matches to “draw in viewers” (because essentially what you want to accomplish by booking a federation is to keep it interesting and keep your wrestlers interested in what is going on). So really what needs to happen there and fast is for them to cut down on outrageous stipulations that have no place on their regular shoes and to get some actual storylines and plots.

Now onto the last thing before I get too bored to continue this. Their matches aren’t horrible but they are really far from good from what I’ve seen. There have been times where I have been bored and went to read some of their matches and boy did I usually regret that. Usually there is very little psychology involved in them, there are only about 2 pin attempts before there is actually a winner, the matches don’t tell a story like matches are supposed to, and really I’ve seen more entertaining squash matches. I’m not saying this is the case for every match but the majority of what I have read are just crap and the people who write them could really improve on them. I can’t say whether people know how to use the stipulations they are given or not because really after reading matches before I don’t want to read them again which means I don’t want to read new ones.

Well this is what I’ve had time to say about the GWF and suggest that if they read it they try some of these improvements because they can claim they are so great all they want but really all they are is the backyard wrestling trailer trash of Gaia. I will give them something though and that is this, I’m really surprised you have lasted this long especially since all you have done is taken losers from the BTWF and made them “champions” or uppercard guys there.

-Steve Twist